![Drug Company Price Gouging as a 90s Infomercial [52 Sellout Week 37] @paravonian](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/MVI8N1d8ik0/maxresdefault.jpg)
Uploaded September 2016 | Updated September 2026, 1 hour ago
Everyone hates Pharma Bro, but what if we present his scheme as a 90s money-making infomercial? Would he still seem as horrible and hatable? Yeah, probably.
Everyone hates Pharma Bro, but what if we present his scheme as a 90s money-making infomercial? Would he still seem as horrible and hatable? Yeah, probably.
![Drug Company Price Gouging as a 90s Infomercial [52 Sellout Week 37]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/MVI8N1d8ik0/mqdefault.jpg "Drug Company Price Gouging as a 90s Infomercial [52 Sellout Week 37]
Everyone hates Pharma Bro, but what if we present his scheme as a 90s money-making infomercial? Would he still seem as horrible and hatable? Yeah, probably.")
![Janky Xmas Trees! [52 Sellout Week 49]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/NZKUc_4wRz4/mqdefault.jpg "Janky Xmas Trees! [52 Sellout Week 49]
Sure, you could buy a nice tree from a reputable retailer, but why not just get a janky tree from the guy who moved his trailer onto your block? It’s the holidays! You don’t have time to be running all over for a fancy tree!")
![Particle Board [Lyrics Video]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/O4si8w8WMFc/mqdefault.jpg "Particle Board [Lyrics Video]
My ode to cheap furniture. This is the album version from 2001’s Living it Down, available in Spotify, iTunes, and others. I also played this song on Comedy Central’s Premium Blend in 2001.
Here are the lyrics:
I took a good look at my life
What I saw I didn’t like
‘cause there was nothing that was built to last
Underneath all the cheap veneers
There’s nothing that can stand the years
It all falls apart so fast
Particle Board,
All the furniture I own is made of particle board
It’s all I can afford, particle board
Particle Board
Is this what I’ve been working my whole life for?
For walls and a door and particle board
I have to live my life alone
‘Cause if I ever bring a woman home
She’ll take one look at my place and any chance is blown
I guess that I’d have to admit
A guy looks like he can’t commit
When a hex wrench can dismantle anything he owns
Particle board
If I ever move I’ll leave it here on the floor
To move would cost more than my particle board
Particle board
My life sucks and it can’t be ignored
All I can afford is particle board
I tried to live my life without things to tie me down
That’s why I only buy crap I won’t miss if I skip town
But now I see that I can’t live my life like this forever
I’d like to own some furniture I don’t have to put together
Solo
I took a good look at my life, what I saw I didn’t like
It made me want to run away and hide
Just one look around my home shows that everything I own
Is all leaning to one side
Particle Board,
All the furniture I own is made of particle board
It’s all I can afford, particle board
Particle board
My life sucks and it can’t be ignored
All I can afford is particle board
Particle Board
Is this what I’ve been working my whole life for?
For walls and a door and particle board
Particle Board,
All the furniture I own is made of particle board
It’s all I can afford, particle board")
![Boaty McBoatface Saturday Morning Cartoon Theme Song [52 Sellout Week 17]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/O5Q6z7B-jSo/mqdefault.jpg "Boaty McBoatface Saturday Morning Cartoon Theme Song [52 Sellout Week 17]
“Boaty McBoatface” may not be a good name for a research vessel but it’s a GREAT name for a Saturday morning cartoon and I humbly offer this theme song.
As you may know the NERC in the U.K. conducted an online poll to name the new research ship it was building and the internet overwhelmingly voted for the name “Boaty McBoatface.” The powers that be played down the hoopla saying that the online poll was only meant to SUGGEST a name, so it seems the internet’s preferred monicker won’t stick.
But that doesn’t mean it won’t make for a good Saturday morning cartoon show! It can teach kids about science! And be less annoying than Dora the Explorer!
Having grown up on classic Saturday morning cartoon fare I thoroughly enjoyed working on the music for this piece and tried to pack as much fun and energy into 1 minute and 12 seconds as I could. Enjoy!")
