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In the neon-lit world of '80s dance parties, there's always that one nerd who's a little too enthusiastic on the dance floor. Picture this: you're spinning your favorite vinyl record, the bass thumping, the disco lights flashing, and suddenly, out of the corner of your eye, you spot him – the ultimate dance floor disaster.
With his thick glasses sliding down his nose and his awkward dance moves that could rival a malfunctioning robot, this nerd is a sight to behold. He's tripping over his own feet, flailing his arms like he's trying to swat away invisible flies, and yet, he's having the time of his life.
As the music pulsates through the room, the nerd's enthusiasm knows no bounds. He's lost in a world of his own creation, where he's the king of the dance floor and his awkwardness is just another form of funky self-expression.
So next time you're at an '80s dance party and you see that nerd getting down with his bad self, just remember – it's not about how you dance, it's about how much fun you're having. And hey, maybe we could all use a little dose of nerd confidence on the dance floor.
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In the neon-lit world of '80s dance parties, there's always that one nerd who's a little too enthusiastic on the dance floor. Picture this: you're spinning your favorite vinyl record, the bass thumping, the disco lights flashing, and suddenly, out of the corner of your eye, you spot him – the ultimate dance floor disaster.
With his thick glasses sliding down his nose and his awkward dance moves that could rival a malfunctioning robot, this nerd is a sight to behold. He's tripping over his own feet, flailing his arms like he's trying to swat away invisible flies, and yet, he's having the time of his life.
As the music pulsates through the room, the nerd's enthusiasm knows no bounds. He's lost in a world of his own creation, where he's the king of the dance floor and his awkwardness is just another form of funky self-expression.
So next time you're at an '80s dance party and you see that nerd getting down with his bad self, just remember – it's not about how you dance, it's about how much fun you're having. And hey, maybe we could all use a little dose of nerd confidence on the dance floor.
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![I Whoop That A** Side C (1969)
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Rare side C of I Whoop That Ass by Charlie Murphy and The Line Steppers. In this edition, Charlie and his band take their habitual infighting to the ring in a professional sanctioned fight. Charlie and the band decided to make their own rules for the fight, which at that time could only be described as Musician Martial Arts.
Lyrics
[Verse]
The whooping aint over
Heard you think your tough
Gotta let you know
I will f*** you up
I whoop that a**
For talking all that shit
Spank that a**
Till you tap like a b*tch
No I aint playing
Im here to kick a**
Whoop that a**
Its time to punch face
Im the one who brings you pain in the ring
Ill whoop that a** until the bell rings
[Verse 2]
Already know that I do not play
Throw a punch like Im cutting down hay
I whoop that a**
Every single night
Spank that a**
Till they stop the fight I Whoop That A** Side C (1969)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/h2PA92gf-eI/mqdefault.jpg)
![Dont Eat My Pu**y (1988)
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Rare never released 80s rock pop single performed by Thomas Jones from the never released feature film ALF.
Lyrics
[Verse 1]
I know you are hungry (youre hungry)
I can make you a snack (have a snack)
Youre new to this country (yeah yeah yeah)
But please dont eat my cat (eat my cat)
[Chorus 1]
Dont eat my pu**y (dont eat my pu**y)
Its not made to be chewed (no no no no)
Dont eat my pu**y (dont eat my pu**y)
Its not meant to be food (dont eat my cat)
[Verse 2]
You can eat my taco (oh oh yeah)
But you cant eat my kitty (no please dont)
Only in Ohio (yeah yeah yeah)
Sh*t gets f*cking gritty (dont you know)
[Chorus 2]
Dont eat my pu**y (dont eat my pu**y)
Its not made to be chewed (no no no no)
Dont eat my pu**y (dont eat my pu**y)
Its not meant to be food (dont eat my cat)
[Bridge]
Just because (just because)
Just because my pu**y might taste sweet
That dont mean (that dont mean)
That dont mean its something you should eat
(Oh hell no!)
[Guitar solo]
[Verse 3]
You can eat my steamed clam (oh oh yeah)
You can eat some fried chicken (sounds good)
But whatever you do (yeah yeah yeah yeah)
Dont you eat my kitten (oh hell no)
[Chorus 3]
Dont eat my pu**y (dont eat my pu**y)
Its not made to be chewed (no no no no)
Dont eat my pu**y (dont eat my pu**y)
Its not meant to be food (dont eat my cat)
[Outro End]
Here kitty kitty kitty Dont Eat My Pu**y (1988)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/h3MPWeGiPxg/mqdefault.jpg)

![Witch Slap (1977)
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The Halloween version of B*tch Slap rewritten and performed by Roger Shaggy Jackson and The Sexorcists.
Lyrics
[Verse 1]
Asking for candy aint asking for much
You had one job and still f*cked it up
Sometimes you gotta learn respect
I use my pimp hand to correct
[Chorus]
Its called a witch slap (witch slap!)
Come get your face clapped (face clapped!)
Come get your lip smacked (smack smack!)
You need a witch slap (oh oh yeah!)
[Verse 2]
I got candy but you ate it all
Dont make me leave to get some menthols
I wont wait to ditch you witch
Before I go just one more hit
[Chorus]
Its called a witch slap (witch slap!)
Come get your face clapped (face clapped!)
Come get your lip smacked (smack smack!)
You need a witch slap (oh oh yeah!)
[Verse 3]
Asking for candy aint asking for much
You had one job and still f*cked it up
Sometimes you gotta learn respect
I use my pimp hand to correct
[Chorus]
Its called a witch slap (witch slap!)
Come get your face clapped (face clapped!)
Come get your lip smacked (smack smack!)
You need a witch slap (oh oh yeah!) Witch Slap (1977)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/hQlMmpXgls4/mqdefault.jpg)



![Butt F***er (1976)
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Obscure funk single by Die Or Straights. Its alleged this song was written by lead singer and aspiring local politician Mr. Tea after he learned what would be required of him if he wanted to win a seat in congress.
Lyrics
[Verse]
But but but but Butt humper
Crack crack crack crack Crack stuffer
A** a** a** a** A** crusher
But but but but Butt f*cker
[Chorus]
But but but but Butt f*cker (butt f*cker!)
But but but but Butt f*cker (butt f*cker!)
But but but but Butt f*cker (butt f*cker!)
Butt f*cker, butt f*cker
[Verse 2]
Man man man man Man lover
Gay gay gay gay Gay clubber
Dum dum dum dum Dump pumper
D*ck d*ck d*ck d*ck D*ck sucker
[Chorus]
But but but but Butt f*cker (butt f*cker!)
But but but but Butt f*cker (butt f*cker!)
But but but but Butt f*cker (butt f*cker!)
Butt f*cker, butt f*cker
(Oh butt f*ck yeah!)
[Bridge]
Cant stop the f*cker of the butt
Your dumper can and will get pumped
Bend over and open up cause
Your a**hole is about to get f*cked
[Verse 3]
But but but but Butt crusher
A** a** a** a** A** lover
But but but but Butt f*cker
Butt f*cker, butt f*cker
[Chorus]
But but but but Butt f*cker (butt f*cker!)
But but but but Butt f*cker (butt f*cker!)
But but but but Butt f*cker (butt f*cker!)
Butt f*cker, butt f*cker
Butt f*cker, butt f*cker
[Outro End]
Sponsored by Preparation H
You dirty butt f*cker Butt F***er (1976)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/jGCiTadx-eg/mqdefault.jpg)
