Uploaded December 2025 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago

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Clocky exists outside our parameters of time. Should he choose to, his mere presence will obliterate whatever concept of "finality" or "appropriate length for a 5SF" humanity has decided for themselves. He can strike at any moment, transmogrifying content into horrific new durations. You can also purchase him, which is something that only recently became legal.