Uploaded May 2020 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago
Diablo 3 is one of those games that is, like Borderlands, all about loot. Constantly getting new gear to make your character stronger, more powerful, and able to do more damage as you take on tougher foes. But what if you wanted to, for no reason, take a crucial element out of the game. Can You Beat Diablo 3 Without Using Any Weapons?
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Can You Beat Bioshock With Only A Wrench?: youtube.com/watch?v=JY4GfoqI2-0
Can You Beat Fallout 4 Without A Pip-Boy?: youtube.com/watch?v=k0GamZYQwvA
Can You Beat Skyrim With Only A Fork?: youtube.com/watch?v=pBVBrUXGpWk
Can You Beat Fallout 3 as a Baby?: youtube.com/watch?v=6HLHqINNuM8
Can You Beat Skyrim By Only Using Shouts?: youtube.com/watch?v=8TzSmz3BokE
Can You Beat Fallout 4 With Only A Commie Whacker?: youtube.com/watch?v=vEYakRU58_c
Can You Beat Honest Hearts Without Taking Any Damage?: youtube.com/watch?v=JMrlNpx319A
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Can You Beat Diablo 3 Without Using Any Weapons? (in text form)
To keep this simple for those of you watching who can’t understand what big words mean, when I say “beat”, I’m referring to defeating Diablo 3 himself. Completing the story of Diablo 3 with no weapons. The first and really the only choice you’ll have to make is what class to play as. They’re all perfectly valid and can still attack enemies with no weapons equipped, so the choice really just comes down to how you want to play the game, whether you want to be an up-close brawler or if you’d rather sit back and summon undead minions to do your bidding. I went with the Barbarian because I remember what most of their skills are and I prefer them over the more magic-based classes. I named myself Alfonso, I know Alfonso is commonly used as a woman’s name, but if you’ve noticed I don’t have an anime profile picture so it wouldn’t make sense for my character to be a woman if I’m a man.
The only remaining decision that must be made is regarding the difficulty. Easiest mode available is what I went with, you probably knew that was going to happen. From there, the journey begins. The Undead Risen went down easily enough, a whack here, a backhand across their rotting chest cavity there, and they’re done. I leveled up, entered New Tristram, and bought the armor I could from a merchant. You might notice that I’ve got some 2,000,000 gold on my person. Gold exists across all characters, I don’t know if it applies to Hardcore characters but that’s not really relevant. I have somewhere around 150 hours in the game, which is why I have that amount of gold and could buy armor like it was nothing. If you consider that to be cheating or unfair, well, get your drool bucket ready because you’re gonna have a ing aneurysm after you see what other ideas I pull outta my head.
The current task at hand is to eliminate the Wretched Queen in the old ruins. Her baby maker is pumping out undead at unfathomable speeds and the local economy just can’t handle that stress, especially in these trying times. In the early game, most enemies aren’t much of a threat. They’re slower than an unconscious sloth and attack rather slowly. If you’ve never played Diablo 3, here’s a kindergarten level explanation of how combat works, at least for the Barbarian. Most skills have a cool down period and cost fury to use. Fury is generated by attacking enemies. But your base attack, Cleave in my case at the moment, costs nothing to use and is only limited by the time it takes to attack. All skills also have a series of runes that you unlock as you level up that add some sort of effect to the skill. Skills can also be made deadlier through enchantments on armor or weapons. With the Wretched Queen dead, I returned to New Tristram and activated my trap card, the only reason I attempted this challenge in the first place: Gems.
Diablo 3 is one of those games that is, like Borderlands, all about loot. Constantly getting new gear to make your character stronger, more powerful, and able to do more damage as you take on tougher foes. But what if you wanted to, for no reason, take a crucial element out of the game. Can You Beat Diablo 3 Without Using Any Weapons?
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Check out some of my other videos if you liked this one:
Can You Beat Bioshock With Only A Wrench?: youtube.com/watch?v=JY4GfoqI2-0
Can You Beat Fallout 4 Without A Pip-Boy?: youtube.com/watch?v=k0GamZYQwvA
Can You Beat Skyrim With Only A Fork?: youtube.com/watch?v=pBVBrUXGpWk
Can You Beat Fallout 3 as a Baby?: youtube.com/watch?v=6HLHqINNuM8
Can You Beat Skyrim By Only Using Shouts?: youtube.com/watch?v=8TzSmz3BokE
Can You Beat Fallout 4 With Only A Commie Whacker?: youtube.com/watch?v=vEYakRU58_c
Can You Beat Honest Hearts Without Taking Any Damage?: youtube.com/watch?v=JMrlNpx319A
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Can You Beat Diablo 3 Without Using Any Weapons? (in text form)
To keep this simple for those of you watching who can’t understand what big words mean, when I say “beat”, I’m referring to defeating Diablo 3 himself. Completing the story of Diablo 3 with no weapons. The first and really the only choice you’ll have to make is what class to play as. They’re all perfectly valid and can still attack enemies with no weapons equipped, so the choice really just comes down to how you want to play the game, whether you want to be an up-close brawler or if you’d rather sit back and summon undead minions to do your bidding. I went with the Barbarian because I remember what most of their skills are and I prefer them over the more magic-based classes. I named myself Alfonso, I know Alfonso is commonly used as a woman’s name, but if you’ve noticed I don’t have an anime profile picture so it wouldn’t make sense for my character to be a woman if I’m a man.
The only remaining decision that must be made is regarding the difficulty. Easiest mode available is what I went with, you probably knew that was going to happen. From there, the journey begins. The Undead Risen went down easily enough, a whack here, a backhand across their rotting chest cavity there, and they’re done. I leveled up, entered New Tristram, and bought the armor I could from a merchant. You might notice that I’ve got some 2,000,000 gold on my person. Gold exists across all characters, I don’t know if it applies to Hardcore characters but that’s not really relevant. I have somewhere around 150 hours in the game, which is why I have that amount of gold and could buy armor like it was nothing. If you consider that to be cheating or unfair, well, get your drool bucket ready because you’re gonna have a ing aneurysm after you see what other ideas I pull outta my head.
The current task at hand is to eliminate the Wretched Queen in the old ruins. Her baby maker is pumping out undead at unfathomable speeds and the local economy just can’t handle that stress, especially in these trying times. In the early game, most enemies aren’t much of a threat. They’re slower than an unconscious sloth and attack rather slowly. If you’ve never played Diablo 3, here’s a kindergarten level explanation of how combat works, at least for the Barbarian. Most skills have a cool down period and cost fury to use. Fury is generated by attacking enemies. But your base attack, Cleave in my case at the moment, costs nothing to use and is only limited by the time it takes to attack. All skills also have a series of runes that you unlock as you level up that add some sort of effect to the skill. Skills can also be made deadlier through enchantments on armor or weapons. With the Wretched Queen dead, I returned to New Tristram and activated my trap card, the only reason I attempted this challenge in the first place: Gems.


![Can You Beat Old World Blues Without Taking Any Damage?
Fallout New Vegas’s 4 DLCs all sort of do their own thing. Dead Money is more about survival than anything else and Honest Hearts plays things safe. Lonesome Road ends the story of Courier Six, but Old World Blues is the weird one. So why not ask a weird question: Can You Beat Fallout New Vegas’s Old World Blues DLC Without Taking Any Damage?
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Check out some of my other Fallout videos if you enjoyed this one:
Can You Beat Fallout 4 Without A Pip-Boy?: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0GamZYQwvA
Can You Beat Skyrim With Only A Fork?: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBVBrUXGpWk
Can You Beat Fallout 3 as a Baby?: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HLHqINNuM8
Can You Beat Skyrim By Only Using Shouts?: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TzSmz3BokE
Can You Beat Fallout 4 With Only A Commie Whacker?: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEYakRU58_c
Can You Beat Honest Hearts Without Taking Any Damage?: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMrlNpx319A
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Can You Beat Fallout New Vegas’s Old World Blues DLC Without Taking Any Damage? (in text form)
Before I did anything else, I ransacked The Sink to find anything useful, which wasn’t all that much to be honest, then I entered the Think Tank, and started what could very well be the longest single instance of dialog in all of New Vegas. I sped through some of it because I already had a general idea of what was Doctor Klein and his fellow Think Tanks were talking about, but it was still almost 13 minutes. Here’s the quick version for anyone watching this for the story:
I fulfilled my prophecy of naming myself Lobotomite by getting a lobotomy and becoming a Lobotomite. The glorified Pez dispensers lost my brain during the lobotomy, I can’t leave until I get it back, there’s some sort of a civil war going on, and I need to pick up a few pieces of equipment.
I went outside for the first time since the last time, saw a LOBOTOMITE, and got into combat for the first time. As soon as I took aim with VATS, I knew this entire thing was gonna suck. Normal headshots with a 9mm Pistol did jack [beep]. According to the Fallout wiki, Lobotomites start out at Level 25, which would explain why this one was would’ve been difficult to [beep] if it weren’t for the critical shot. I picked up one of my favorite melee weapons in all of New Vegas, a Proton Axe, off his corpse. Unfortunately, if an enemy is within melee range, I’m pretty much [beep]ed, so I’m not likely to get a chance to use it any time soon.
It’s not all bad, though. I’ve got a waypoint and I know what direction to go, bronze linings and the whatnot. Before I made any observable progress, I angered two more Lobotomites, one of which had a firearm, a shotgun to be more specific. If you happen to know what a shotgun is, you probably have a solid understanding of why a Lobotomite with one is not a situation you’d wanna find yourself in. All it takes is one pellet hitting me and it’s “Hello loading screen”.
I lured them behind a box and blew both their heads off with a shotgun, stumbled across a Nightstalker because Big MT is a [beep]ing nightmare of a place, then found a Cyber Dog that was not at all friendly, and entered X-8 Central Facility to find my first object. It was inside X-8 that I found my new best friend: the Sonic Emitter. It took out a Mister Orderly Mk3 (mark 3) in just 2 shots.
I did some mad science [beep] and created the perfect amalgamation of man and machine that sadly only lived about as long as my first kid, and pressed onward deeper into the Facility. The time had come to prove my worth to America by dispelling of communist children from a fake school. The Institutional Data Retrieval test is now under way. Basically I just need to get three student records from three different locations and determine which one needs to be put to death. A few obstacles are in my way.
The first are Hall Monitors. They might as well be the Eye of Sauron, because they [beep] me damn near as soon as they see me. The Cyber Dogs are much more worrisome, though. They’re as fast as they are not dogs. The Sonic Emitter is the best weapon at my disposal for dealing with robots, but even it takes several shots to [beep] one dog. I did eventually find a concept that worked: shoot at dog, close door, doggy run away, open door, shoot again. Who knew that all it took to hold back the armies of Hell was a cheap wooden door.
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![Can You Beat Far Cry 3 With Only A Machete?
Far Cry 3 was widely regarded as one of the best games of 2012 thanks to its interesting characters, an world packed full of details to uncover about Rook Island’s history, and multiple ways to approach any combat situation with it’s wide variety of weapons. But what if you wanted to avoid almost every weapon in the game? Can You Beat Far Cry 3 With Only A Machete?
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Can You Beat Bioshock With Only A Wrench?: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JY4GfoqI2-0
Can You Beat Fallout 4 Without A Pip-Boy?: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0GamZYQwvA
Can You Beat Skyrim With Only A Fork?: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBVBrUXGpWk
Can You Beat Fallout 3 as a Baby?: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HLHqINNuM8
Can You Beat Skyrim By Only Using Shouts?: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TzSmz3BokE
Can You Beat Fallout 4 With Only A Commie Whacker?: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEYakRU58_c
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Can You Beat Far Cry 3 With Only A Machete? (in text form)
The game begins with all these rascals behaving as typical college aged children. Shots, turtles, general douchbaggery, you tell by their hats that they’re just asking to be kidnapped by pirates and sold into a life of slavery and possible torture. Oh, well this is a nice surprise. Being tied up and trapped in what may or may not be a bamboo box would be fun if it I weren’t trapped in there two.
While Grant and I make our escape, allow me to explain a little bit about this run. I said “Machete” in the title because you start with the machete as your melee weapon, but you can also get a knife which I eventually upgraded to. What can’t I use to [bonk] people and animals? Pretty much everything. No firearms, no flamethrowers, no grenades, no molotov cocktails, no bow and arrow, no running people over, no throwing knives, no anything else. I can only use the knife or machete I have equipped in the melee weapon slot.
Because I’m trash at sneaking, it took several attempts to half-way escape. Grant, the typical older brother who knows how to do combat [bonk] and promises to keep me safe, got shot in the neck, I sat back, laughed, didn’t attempt to hold him, ran into the jungle and eventually escaped into the water where I blacked out, had a nightmare about a game logo, and woke up in a bed.
Dennis gave me a tattoo without my permission, seemed like a weird thing for someone to do, he gave me a machete, held my hand, showed me around the village, and sent me off to buy a gun. Far Cry 3 is unfortunately more like Bioshock Infinite and less of a Bioshock because you don’t have the option of wielding the machete in your hand as your main weapon. I can’t remove the pistol, but I can sure as hell waste all of the ammo I bought with Dennis’s money.
My island adventure begins now. With my empty handgun and machete dangling dangerously at my side, I approached the first radio tower, discovered that you have to hold Square for like a year to loot containers, got bit by a snake, looked down, and successfully de-activated the towers radio broadcast.
After I showed Denise my map, I was rewarded with 2 guns that are less than worthless to me, and was instructed to go skin some wildlife. Apparently [bonk]ing piglet’s entire family is enough to master the jungle. On the way to the farm, I looted an abandoned shack. Looting containers is something I don’t do much of in this play trough because there’s not much to find that’s worth looking for. Money is only useful for buying medical supplies and occasionally body armor. Normally you’d spend it on weapons and ammo, but that is irrelevant in this run.
At the farm, I [bonk]ed a few pigs, boars to be more precise, and conquered the PTSD I’ve had for about 6 minutes by going back into the water to find the blue plant. I returned to Dennis and used my new found nature trash to create 2 Medical Syringes, upgraded my sack to allow it to contain 32 items, and learned the stab in the back s[bonk].
I got in the truck and noticed that the camera really zoomed in for some reason. You field of view freaks may dislike this part. It was here that I got my first taste of real combat. There are pirate booties just asking to be plundered.
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![Best of Mitten Squads: Can You Beat - Vol. 1
I’ve had a lot of stupid ideas over the last few months. Skyrim with a Fork. Fallout 3, New Vegas, and 4 without a Pip-Boy. Doom with only a Pistol. And even Fallout 3 as Benjamin Button. Most of the videos are dreadfully boring monotone narrative disasters. But even in a pile of [redacted], there are a few nuggets of shiny [redacted]. This is the Best of Mitten Squads Can You Beat - Vol. 1.
Video clip sources:
Can You Beat Elmo’s Letter Adventure Without Killing Anyone: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6XuujYwsno
Can You Beat Skyrim With Only A Fork: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBVBrUXGpWk
Can You Beat Fallout 3 As A Baby: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HLHqINNuM8
Can You Beat Fallout 4 By Only Using Each Weapon Once: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgW5p5RRTXQ
Can You Beat Fallout New Vegas With Only A .22 Pistol: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pouz3FrUuCw
Can You Beat Dead Money Without Taking Any Damage: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LajPXlbIOBs
Can You Beat Fallout 4 Without Spending Any Caps: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JW xlmTdM
Can You Beat Fallout 3 With Only Your Fists: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZLlXf5ro6Y
Can You Beat Fallout 4 With Only A Commie Whacker: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEYakRU58_c
Can You Beat Fallout 3 With Only A BB Gun: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=da65kxUT-NI
Can You Beat Fallout 4 Without A Pip-Boy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0GamZYQwvA
Can You Beat Fallout New Vegas Without Looting Anything: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BuEbU4W-sQA
Can You Beat Fallout 4 Without Taking Any Damage: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgbuqGPmxFg
Can You Beat Bioshock With Only A Wrench: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JY4GfoqI2-0
Can You Beat Fallout New Vegas With Only A Companion: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVLdOUA27xE
Can You Beat Doom With Only A Pistol: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KfGNnVku24
Can You Beat Fallout New Vegas Without Taking Any Damage: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkaoCWkqPLk
Can You Beat Halo 3 Without Taking Any Damage: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2T7eKDEJr4
Can You Beat Fallout 3 With No Skills or Perks: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3raRoZelQBg
Can You Beat Fallout New Vegas As A Giant: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZF_rl-rlbw
Can You Beat Skyrim Without Taking Any Damage: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrejKEpQua4
Can You Beat Fallout - Playlist: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jelPCGiQ09k&list=PL2UL0LNnH7Hzqokxzf_HvJWkHJ0z1yqX-
Can You Beat - Playlist: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jelPCGiQ09k&list=PL2UL0LNnH7HyH58UcTQ7MTqXV2D7ui3-G
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