Uploaded May 2018 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago
The Lone Wanderer, the Courier, and the Sole Survivor head out for dinner. The Lone Wanderer brought a lunchbox, the Courier brought a dead gecko, and the Sole Survivor brought a frozen TV dinner. A brawl breaks out. One man is left standing. Who? In this video, I’m going to do my best to figure out who would win an end-game fight. This is... The Lone Wanderer vs The Courier vs Sole Survivor - Round 2.
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10 Weirdest References in Fallout: youtube.com/watch?v=uXoJxLSK2Uo
6 Oldest Fallout Characters: youtube.com/watch?v=RRqLRVH2liw
10 Things You Didn’t Know About Fallout, Again: youtube.com/watch?v=XmDgepLf5qo
Fallout - What About Michigan? (Michigan & The Great War): youtube.com/watch?v=Du96SLYC8ew
6 Most F*cked-Up Fallout Vaults (Most Disturbing Fallout Vaults: youtube.com/watch?v=KZXEXLyTD2w
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Lone Wanderer VS The Courier VS Sole Survivor - Round 2 (in text form)
The Lone Wanderer's up first. It’s actually good to start with Fallout 3 and the Lone Wanderer because the ending has less choice. It doesn’t matter what the Wanderer does, he, again for this video i’m assuming they’re all men, fights alongside Lyon’s Pride, an elite group within the Brotherhood of Steel, with Liberty Prime to defeat the Enclave. Liberty Prime is a force to be reckon with. Broken Steel reveals that the Brotherhood wipe the floor with the Enclave in every encounter because of Liberty Prime. But beyond Liberty Prime, Broken Steel gives the Wanderer access to an Orbital Strike. If Liberty Prime is a Fat Man, the Orbital Strike is an Experimental MIRV. It is destruction on a scale very few things in Fallout come close to matching. Powerful enough to turn the Citadel, the Brotherhood’s Capital Wasteland Headquarters, into a pile of rubble. From what I can tell, the Orbital Strike is a one-and-done deal, it can’t be fired twice. There’s also the Death Ray on Mothership Zeta which can be fired at Earth, but it is destroyed through the DLC’s main quest line. It’s not something the Wanderer has access to again. There aren’t a ton of factions in Fallout 3 that the Wanderer can be a part of. There’s the Brotherhood of Steel and the Regulators if he has good karma. The Regulators are a good ally to have, but when he already has a giant robot, it’s not really a game changer.
The Courier has many more factions and possible allies in the Mojave than the Wanderer did in the Capital Wasteland. The big ones are NCR, Legion, and Mr House and Yes Man. House and Yes Man both yield the same results, so we’ll ignore them for now. I’m going to say that the Courier sides the NCR for a couple reasons. The Legion is certainly formidable under Caesar, but once he dies it’s kind of a mess. Plus, the NCR has over 700,000 citizens, even if all of them aren’t soldiers, that’s a lot of potential soldiers available. The Securitron forces of House or Yes Man is less than 1,000 robots strong. When fully upgraded that’s a hell of an army, but there’s more things at play here than just body counts, which we’ll get to momentarily. Let’s look at the other factions who can come to the aid of the Courier. The Boomers have access to plane, many missile launchers, and artillery. In the post-war world, not many can defend against an arial bombardment. The Mojave chapter of the Brotherhood of Steel have high-end energy weaponry and Power Armor. The Follower’s of the Apocalypse are not exactly fighters, they’re doctors and nurses primarily, though they will use firearms to defend themselves if need be. It never hurts to have medics on the battlefield.
Now, we arrive at the Sole Survivor. Fallout 4 is similar to 3 in that there aren’t very many factions for the Sole Survivor to side with. There’s pretty much just the main four: the Railroad, Brotherhood of Steel, Institute, and Minutemen. The Minutemen and Railroad are a joke compared to the other two. The Institute can send quite a few synths to any location in the Commonwealth to deal with a situation. No matter how fortified, the synths can just teleport in. However, the Brotherhood of Steel has many advantages. They have military strategists and combat veterans making decisions. They have solid weapons at their disposal and power armor. They have vertibirds and the Prydwen. And they have an upgraded version of Liberty Prime. No contest.
The Courier wins, but the Chosen One would fuck them all seven ways to Sunday.
The Lone Wanderer, the Courier, and the Sole Survivor head out for dinner. The Lone Wanderer brought a lunchbox, the Courier brought a dead gecko, and the Sole Survivor brought a frozen TV dinner. A brawl breaks out. One man is left standing. Who? In this video, I’m going to do my best to figure out who would win an end-game fight. This is... The Lone Wanderer vs The Courier vs Sole Survivor - Round 2.
If you enjoyed this Fallout video, check out some of my other Fallout videos:
Can Synths Become Ghouls? (Fallout Theory): youtube.com/watch?v=XkbWtJkxrik
6 Saddest Fallout Stories: youtube.com/watch?v=1eJIe9GEGGo
10 Weirdest References in Fallout: youtube.com/watch?v=uXoJxLSK2Uo
6 Oldest Fallout Characters: youtube.com/watch?v=RRqLRVH2liw
10 Things You Didn’t Know About Fallout, Again: youtube.com/watch?v=XmDgepLf5qo
Fallout - What About Michigan? (Michigan & The Great War): youtube.com/watch?v=Du96SLYC8ew
6 Most F*cked-Up Fallout Vaults (Most Disturbing Fallout Vaults: youtube.com/watch?v=KZXEXLyTD2w
The Lone Wanderer vs The Courier vs Sole Survivor - Round 1 - Lone Wanderer vs The Courier vs Sole Survivor - Who Wins? (Round ...
6 Saddest Fallout Creatures: youtube.com/watch?v=dDfS2kqEjhg
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Lone Wanderer VS The Courier VS Sole Survivor - Round 2 (in text form)
The Lone Wanderer's up first. It’s actually good to start with Fallout 3 and the Lone Wanderer because the ending has less choice. It doesn’t matter what the Wanderer does, he, again for this video i’m assuming they’re all men, fights alongside Lyon’s Pride, an elite group within the Brotherhood of Steel, with Liberty Prime to defeat the Enclave. Liberty Prime is a force to be reckon with. Broken Steel reveals that the Brotherhood wipe the floor with the Enclave in every encounter because of Liberty Prime. But beyond Liberty Prime, Broken Steel gives the Wanderer access to an Orbital Strike. If Liberty Prime is a Fat Man, the Orbital Strike is an Experimental MIRV. It is destruction on a scale very few things in Fallout come close to matching. Powerful enough to turn the Citadel, the Brotherhood’s Capital Wasteland Headquarters, into a pile of rubble. From what I can tell, the Orbital Strike is a one-and-done deal, it can’t be fired twice. There’s also the Death Ray on Mothership Zeta which can be fired at Earth, but it is destroyed through the DLC’s main quest line. It’s not something the Wanderer has access to again. There aren’t a ton of factions in Fallout 3 that the Wanderer can be a part of. There’s the Brotherhood of Steel and the Regulators if he has good karma. The Regulators are a good ally to have, but when he already has a giant robot, it’s not really a game changer.
The Courier has many more factions and possible allies in the Mojave than the Wanderer did in the Capital Wasteland. The big ones are NCR, Legion, and Mr House and Yes Man. House and Yes Man both yield the same results, so we’ll ignore them for now. I’m going to say that the Courier sides the NCR for a couple reasons. The Legion is certainly formidable under Caesar, but once he dies it’s kind of a mess. Plus, the NCR has over 700,000 citizens, even if all of them aren’t soldiers, that’s a lot of potential soldiers available. The Securitron forces of House or Yes Man is less than 1,000 robots strong. When fully upgraded that’s a hell of an army, but there’s more things at play here than just body counts, which we’ll get to momentarily. Let’s look at the other factions who can come to the aid of the Courier. The Boomers have access to plane, many missile launchers, and artillery. In the post-war world, not many can defend against an arial bombardment. The Mojave chapter of the Brotherhood of Steel have high-end energy weaponry and Power Armor. The Follower’s of the Apocalypse are not exactly fighters, they’re doctors and nurses primarily, though they will use firearms to defend themselves if need be. It never hurts to have medics on the battlefield.
Now, we arrive at the Sole Survivor. Fallout 4 is similar to 3 in that there aren’t very many factions for the Sole Survivor to side with. There’s pretty much just the main four: the Railroad, Brotherhood of Steel, Institute, and Minutemen. The Minutemen and Railroad are a joke compared to the other two. The Institute can send quite a few synths to any location in the Commonwealth to deal with a situation. No matter how fortified, the synths can just teleport in. However, the Brotherhood of Steel has many advantages. They have military strategists and combat veterans making decisions. They have solid weapons at their disposal and power armor. They have vertibirds and the Prydwen. And they have an upgraded version of Liberty Prime. No contest.
The Courier wins, but the Chosen One would fuck them all seven ways to Sunday.



![Can You Beat Far Cry 3 With Only A Machete?
Far Cry 3 was widely regarded as one of the best games of 2012 thanks to its interesting characters, an world packed full of details to uncover about Rook Island’s history, and multiple ways to approach any combat situation with it’s wide variety of weapons. But what if you wanted to avoid almost every weapon in the game? Can You Beat Far Cry 3 With Only A Machete?
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Can You Beat Far Cry 3 With Only A Machete? (in text form)
The game begins with all these rascals behaving as typical college aged children. Shots, turtles, general douchbaggery, you tell by their hats that they’re just asking to be kidnapped by pirates and sold into a life of slavery and possible torture. Oh, well this is a nice surprise. Being tied up and trapped in what may or may not be a bamboo box would be fun if it I weren’t trapped in there two.
While Grant and I make our escape, allow me to explain a little bit about this run. I said “Machete” in the title because you start with the machete as your melee weapon, but you can also get a knife which I eventually upgraded to. What can’t I use to [bonk] people and animals? Pretty much everything. No firearms, no flamethrowers, no grenades, no molotov cocktails, no bow and arrow, no running people over, no throwing knives, no anything else. I can only use the knife or machete I have equipped in the melee weapon slot.
Because I’m trash at sneaking, it took several attempts to half-way escape. Grant, the typical older brother who knows how to do combat [bonk] and promises to keep me safe, got shot in the neck, I sat back, laughed, didn’t attempt to hold him, ran into the jungle and eventually escaped into the water where I blacked out, had a nightmare about a game logo, and woke up in a bed.
Dennis gave me a tattoo without my permission, seemed like a weird thing for someone to do, he gave me a machete, held my hand, showed me around the village, and sent me off to buy a gun. Far Cry 3 is unfortunately more like Bioshock Infinite and less of a Bioshock because you don’t have the option of wielding the machete in your hand as your main weapon. I can’t remove the pistol, but I can sure as hell waste all of the ammo I bought with Dennis’s money.
My island adventure begins now. With my empty handgun and machete dangling dangerously at my side, I approached the first radio tower, discovered that you have to hold Square for like a year to loot containers, got bit by a snake, looked down, and successfully de-activated the towers radio broadcast.
After I showed Denise my map, I was rewarded with 2 guns that are less than worthless to me, and was instructed to go skin some wildlife. Apparently [bonk]ing piglet’s entire family is enough to master the jungle. On the way to the farm, I looted an abandoned shack. Looting containers is something I don’t do much of in this play trough because there’s not much to find that’s worth looking for. Money is only useful for buying medical supplies and occasionally body armor. Normally you’d spend it on weapons and ammo, but that is irrelevant in this run.
At the farm, I [bonk]ed a few pigs, boars to be more precise, and conquered the PTSD I’ve had for about 6 minutes by going back into the water to find the blue plant. I returned to Dennis and used my new found nature trash to create 2 Medical Syringes, upgraded my sack to allow it to contain 32 items, and learned the stab in the back s[bonk].
I got in the truck and noticed that the camera really zoomed in for some reason. You field of view freaks may dislike this part. It was here that I got my first taste of real combat. There are pirate booties just asking to be plundered.
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![Best of Mitten Squads: Can You Beat - Vol. 1
I’ve had a lot of stupid ideas over the last few months. Skyrim with a Fork. Fallout 3, New Vegas, and 4 without a Pip-Boy. Doom with only a Pistol. And even Fallout 3 as Benjamin Button. Most of the videos are dreadfully boring monotone narrative disasters. But even in a pile of [redacted], there are a few nuggets of shiny [redacted]. This is the Best of Mitten Squads Can You Beat - Vol. 1.
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Can You Beat Elmo’s Letter Adventure Without Killing Anyone: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6XuujYwsno
Can You Beat Skyrim With Only A Fork: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBVBrUXGpWk
Can You Beat Fallout 3 As A Baby: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HLHqINNuM8
Can You Beat Fallout 4 By Only Using Each Weapon Once: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgW5p5RRTXQ
Can You Beat Fallout New Vegas With Only A .22 Pistol: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pouz3FrUuCw
Can You Beat Dead Money Without Taking Any Damage: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LajPXlbIOBs
Can You Beat Fallout 4 Without Spending Any Caps: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JW xlmTdM
Can You Beat Fallout 3 With Only Your Fists: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZLlXf5ro6Y
Can You Beat Fallout 4 With Only A Commie Whacker: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEYakRU58_c
Can You Beat Fallout 3 With Only A BB Gun: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=da65kxUT-NI
Can You Beat Fallout 4 Without A Pip-Boy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0GamZYQwvA
Can You Beat Fallout New Vegas Without Looting Anything: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BuEbU4W-sQA
Can You Beat Fallout 4 Without Taking Any Damage: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgbuqGPmxFg
Can You Beat Bioshock With Only A Wrench: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JY4GfoqI2-0
Can You Beat Fallout New Vegas With Only A Companion: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVLdOUA27xE
Can You Beat Doom With Only A Pistol: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KfGNnVku24
Can You Beat Fallout New Vegas Without Taking Any Damage: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkaoCWkqPLk
Can You Beat Halo 3 Without Taking Any Damage: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2T7eKDEJr4
Can You Beat Fallout 3 With No Skills or Perks: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3raRoZelQBg
Can You Beat Fallout New Vegas As A Giant: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZF_rl-rlbw
Can You Beat Skyrim Without Taking Any Damage: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrejKEpQua4
Can You Beat Fallout - Playlist: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jelPCGiQ09k&list=PL2UL0LNnH7Hzqokxzf_HvJWkHJ0z1yqX-
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There’s no transcript to put here. What the swear word am I supposed to to with my life now?
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