Uploaded April 2021 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago
A vegan-friendly and probably family friendly compilation of the Best of Mitten Squad’s “Can You Beat” videos, Volume 4. In this video you’ll find such classic Mitten Squad moments as “the” and “that’s when” and who can forget the all time classic “but”. All these moments can be witness by you for the small price of 9 minutes you’ll never get back.
List of videos:
Can You Beat Halo Combat Evolved Without Taking Any Damage: youtube.com/watch?v=gPwEq1eX-DM
Can You Beat Skyrim In Chaos Mode: youtube.com/watch?v=2LasZLX4TzA
Can You Beat Fallout New Vegas If It’s Randomized To Hell : youtube.com/watch?v=dZ7GiP4vPts
Can You Beat Fallout 3 With A Rock-It Launcher: youtube.com/watch?v=3iMKaryP1Bo
Can You Beat Fallout The Frontier Without Taking Any Damage: youtube.com/watch?v=idQA1ZvN-X4
Can You Beat Skyrim As A Disney Princess: youtube.com/watch?v=eSfyVYmuq10
Can You Beat Doom Eternal Without Any Weapon Upgrades: youtube.com/watch?v=Gc1baV-gWg8
Can You Beat Cyberpunk 2077 Without Finding Any Bugs Or Glitches: youtube.com/watch?v=fBNOW8-1suw
Can You Beat Skyrim Without Attacking Anything: youtube.com/watch?v=OHGVvlYKDEg
Can You Beat Every Wii Sport At The Same Time: youtube.com/watch?v=Eqj4L3f9mXY
Can You Beat Fallout New Vegas With Only A Fat Man: youtube.com/watch?v=j5dCtaeqH0M
Can You Beat Black Ops Cold War Without Taking Any Damage: youtube.com/watch?v=KeeFZXKE4uY
Can You Beat Fallout 4 As A God Of Time: youtube.com/watch?v=b7BiMf6az9I
you can find the rest…
Below are a list of timestamps in some semblance of order. They’re organized by video but the videos aren’t in order and the clips aren’t listed in order either.
Skyrim Disney Princess
first you calm the animal down - 4:51
im not a disney princess im a parasite - 6:00
{somewhere for something “because I’m a normal person not a legal person”}
And one last thing… I abducted a kid - 7:13
Doom Eternal
"The crucible is the magic weapon, like divorce papers, capable tearing whatever it comes across in two” - 18:55
“it’s like my uncle used to say, If your gonna get a cat you might as well get a gun too” - 14:33
"The darkness of Grandma Sparkle managed to even reach me all the way in Hell.” - 6:58
Cyberpunk 2077
Almost breaking my neck with a TV - 1:12; 1:24 - (on Sunday night…)
drunken light bright fuck fest - 24:53
tank dempsey, squid ward - 25:18
I had to contend with the leftovers, statistically the majority of what remained - 23:30
Skyrim Pacifist
“closer to the great outdoors… caged brother” | *holding skeleton* probably dead body - put *holding a skeleton* on screen - 4:17
"I got the gift of a living breathing moving truck from the Jarl.” - 8:14
Dawn of the Real Game
I look like a monster - 23:56
Owie - 40:13
I’m on my way to the pro’s… I need to fight a toddler with a learning disability, that would be fair - 30:40
20:50 - as the great man said… why does everything I have suck
Every Wii Sport
I told you before that I’m a genetic disaster - 6:09
"He throws hands like a quadruple amputee” - 9:15
Fallout new vegas fat man
owl at 10:34
“I can’t be bothered to do the math on this, but if my math is correct…” - 1:46
“what needs to be said, It took longer to pull out of Esther than it did to kill the general” - 17:45
"Can't attack anything until i get my arms around a Fat Man”, - 3:04
6:45 - gambled my way… grieving family
Cold War
“it felt like there were… Turning their bodies into food for the micro-homies in the dirt” - 22:03
“and with the ts a… Homeland security at this point has yet to be impregnated by a sentient barrel of oil” - 3:42
I’m not even the numbers guy anymore - *playing as the numbers guy*
were the good guys doing bad things to track the bad people doing bad things because other bad people think they're doing good thing by making bad things happen to alot of people , its very simple. “ - 1:20
“bitches shouldn’t have fucked with my noodle… I used to cling to” - 23:24
Fallout 4 god of time
I put a hole in my sink imagine what I could do with a gun - 4:27
"maybe if steve irwin had a gun with him instead of a snorkel he'd still be alive today” - 10:07
“I tried my hardest… He walked around it. I didn't know such a manouver was possible.” - 11:14
Fallout 3 dart gun
"They're so engulfed in incest one of them managed to become its own father.” - 4:53
"I found the toyed car in the dead kids bedroom, its still there because he can't play with it anymore” - 3:49
FNV Bad Luck Bringer
"if they're stupid enough to get in my way , then they might as well be my enemy” - 15:37
“And 60 bullets that have to wear a helmet” is the best way to describe Special rounds - 3:30
“what’s the politically correct way to say this… I shot a kid” - 5:23
“I’m a man after my own heart.
A vegan-friendly and probably family friendly compilation of the Best of Mitten Squad’s “Can You Beat” videos, Volume 4. In this video you’ll find such classic Mitten Squad moments as “the” and “that’s when” and who can forget the all time classic “but”. All these moments can be witness by you for the small price of 9 minutes you’ll never get back.
List of videos:
Can You Beat Halo Combat Evolved Without Taking Any Damage: youtube.com/watch?v=gPwEq1eX-DM
Can You Beat Skyrim In Chaos Mode: youtube.com/watch?v=2LasZLX4TzA
Can You Beat Fallout New Vegas If It’s Randomized To Hell : youtube.com/watch?v=dZ7GiP4vPts
Can You Beat Fallout 3 With A Rock-It Launcher: youtube.com/watch?v=3iMKaryP1Bo
Can You Beat Fallout The Frontier Without Taking Any Damage: youtube.com/watch?v=idQA1ZvN-X4
Can You Beat Skyrim As A Disney Princess: youtube.com/watch?v=eSfyVYmuq10
Can You Beat Doom Eternal Without Any Weapon Upgrades: youtube.com/watch?v=Gc1baV-gWg8
Can You Beat Cyberpunk 2077 Without Finding Any Bugs Or Glitches: youtube.com/watch?v=fBNOW8-1suw
Can You Beat Skyrim Without Attacking Anything: youtube.com/watch?v=OHGVvlYKDEg
Can You Beat Every Wii Sport At The Same Time: youtube.com/watch?v=Eqj4L3f9mXY
Can You Beat Fallout New Vegas With Only A Fat Man: youtube.com/watch?v=j5dCtaeqH0M
Can You Beat Black Ops Cold War Without Taking Any Damage: youtube.com/watch?v=KeeFZXKE4uY
Can You Beat Fallout 4 As A God Of Time: youtube.com/watch?v=b7BiMf6az9I
you can find the rest…
Below are a list of timestamps in some semblance of order. They’re organized by video but the videos aren’t in order and the clips aren’t listed in order either.
Skyrim Disney Princess
first you calm the animal down - 4:51
im not a disney princess im a parasite - 6:00
{somewhere for something “because I’m a normal person not a legal person”}
And one last thing… I abducted a kid - 7:13
Doom Eternal
"The crucible is the magic weapon, like divorce papers, capable tearing whatever it comes across in two” - 18:55
“it’s like my uncle used to say, If your gonna get a cat you might as well get a gun too” - 14:33
"The darkness of Grandma Sparkle managed to even reach me all the way in Hell.” - 6:58
Cyberpunk 2077
Almost breaking my neck with a TV - 1:12; 1:24 - (on Sunday night…)
drunken light bright fuck fest - 24:53
tank dempsey, squid ward - 25:18
I had to contend with the leftovers, statistically the majority of what remained - 23:30
Skyrim Pacifist
“closer to the great outdoors… caged brother” | *holding skeleton* probably dead body - put *holding a skeleton* on screen - 4:17
"I got the gift of a living breathing moving truck from the Jarl.” - 8:14
Dawn of the Real Game
I look like a monster - 23:56
Owie - 40:13
I’m on my way to the pro’s… I need to fight a toddler with a learning disability, that would be fair - 30:40
20:50 - as the great man said… why does everything I have suck
Every Wii Sport
I told you before that I’m a genetic disaster - 6:09
"He throws hands like a quadruple amputee” - 9:15
Fallout new vegas fat man
owl at 10:34
“I can’t be bothered to do the math on this, but if my math is correct…” - 1:46
“what needs to be said, It took longer to pull out of Esther than it did to kill the general” - 17:45
"Can't attack anything until i get my arms around a Fat Man”, - 3:04
6:45 - gambled my way… grieving family
Cold War
“it felt like there were… Turning their bodies into food for the micro-homies in the dirt” - 22:03
“and with the ts a… Homeland security at this point has yet to be impregnated by a sentient barrel of oil” - 3:42
I’m not even the numbers guy anymore - *playing as the numbers guy*
were the good guys doing bad things to track the bad people doing bad things because other bad people think they're doing good thing by making bad things happen to alot of people , its very simple. “ - 1:20
“bitches shouldn’t have fucked with my noodle… I used to cling to” - 23:24
Fallout 4 god of time
I put a hole in my sink imagine what I could do with a gun - 4:27
"maybe if steve irwin had a gun with him instead of a snorkel he'd still be alive today” - 10:07
“I tried my hardest… He walked around it. I didn't know such a manouver was possible.” - 11:14
Fallout 3 dart gun
"They're so engulfed in incest one of them managed to become its own father.” - 4:53
"I found the toyed car in the dead kids bedroom, its still there because he can't play with it anymore” - 3:49
FNV Bad Luck Bringer
"if they're stupid enough to get in my way , then they might as well be my enemy” - 15:37
“And 60 bullets that have to wear a helmet” is the best way to describe Special rounds - 3:30
“what’s the politically correct way to say this… I shot a kid” - 5:23
“I’m a man after my own heart.
![Can You Beat Old World Blues Without Taking Any Damage?
Fallout New Vegas’s 4 DLCs all sort of do their own thing. Dead Money is more about survival than anything else and Honest Hearts plays things safe. Lonesome Road ends the story of Courier Six, but Old World Blues is the weird one. So why not ask a weird question: Can You Beat Fallout New Vegas’s Old World Blues DLC Without Taking Any Damage?
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Check out some of my other Fallout videos if you enjoyed this one:
Can You Beat Fallout 4 Without A Pip-Boy?: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0GamZYQwvA
Can You Beat Skyrim With Only A Fork?: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBVBrUXGpWk
Can You Beat Fallout 3 as a Baby?: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HLHqINNuM8
Can You Beat Skyrim By Only Using Shouts?: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TzSmz3BokE
Can You Beat Fallout 4 With Only A Commie Whacker?: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEYakRU58_c
Can You Beat Honest Hearts Without Taking Any Damage?: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMrlNpx319A
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Can You Beat Fallout New Vegas’s Old World Blues DLC Without Taking Any Damage? (in text form)
Before I did anything else, I ransacked The Sink to find anything useful, which wasn’t all that much to be honest, then I entered the Think Tank, and started what could very well be the longest single instance of dialog in all of New Vegas. I sped through some of it because I already had a general idea of what was Doctor Klein and his fellow Think Tanks were talking about, but it was still almost 13 minutes. Here’s the quick version for anyone watching this for the story:
I fulfilled my prophecy of naming myself Lobotomite by getting a lobotomy and becoming a Lobotomite. The glorified Pez dispensers lost my brain during the lobotomy, I can’t leave until I get it back, there’s some sort of a civil war going on, and I need to pick up a few pieces of equipment.
I went outside for the first time since the last time, saw a LOBOTOMITE, and got into combat for the first time. As soon as I took aim with VATS, I knew this entire thing was gonna suck. Normal headshots with a 9mm Pistol did jack [beep]. According to the Fallout wiki, Lobotomites start out at Level 25, which would explain why this one was would’ve been difficult to [beep] if it weren’t for the critical shot. I picked up one of my favorite melee weapons in all of New Vegas, a Proton Axe, off his corpse. Unfortunately, if an enemy is within melee range, I’m pretty much [beep]ed, so I’m not likely to get a chance to use it any time soon.
It’s not all bad, though. I’ve got a waypoint and I know what direction to go, bronze linings and the whatnot. Before I made any observable progress, I angered two more Lobotomites, one of which had a firearm, a shotgun to be more specific. If you happen to know what a shotgun is, you probably have a solid understanding of why a Lobotomite with one is not a situation you’d wanna find yourself in. All it takes is one pellet hitting me and it’s “Hello loading screen”.
I lured them behind a box and blew both their heads off with a shotgun, stumbled across a Nightstalker because Big MT is a [beep]ing nightmare of a place, then found a Cyber Dog that was not at all friendly, and entered X-8 Central Facility to find my first object. It was inside X-8 that I found my new best friend: the Sonic Emitter. It took out a Mister Orderly Mk3 (mark 3) in just 2 shots.
I did some mad science [beep] and created the perfect amalgamation of man and machine that sadly only lived about as long as my first kid, and pressed onward deeper into the Facility. The time had come to prove my worth to America by dispelling of communist children from a fake school. The Institutional Data Retrieval test is now under way. Basically I just need to get three student records from three different locations and determine which one needs to be put to death. A few obstacles are in my way.
The first are Hall Monitors. They might as well be the Eye of Sauron, because they [beep] me damn near as soon as they see me. The Cyber Dogs are much more worrisome, though. They’re as fast as they are not dogs. The Sonic Emitter is the best weapon at my disposal for dealing with robots, but even it takes several shots to [beep] one dog. I did eventually find a concept that worked: shoot at dog, close door, doggy run away, open door, shoot again. Who knew that all it took to hold back the armies of Hell was a cheap wooden door.
... Can You Beat Old World Blues Without Taking Any Damage?](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/BQ_jTe7_Fig/mqdefault.jpg)





![Can You Beat Far Cry 3 With Only A Machete?
Far Cry 3 was widely regarded as one of the best games of 2012 thanks to its interesting characters, an world packed full of details to uncover about Rook Island’s history, and multiple ways to approach any combat situation with it’s wide variety of weapons. But what if you wanted to avoid almost every weapon in the game? Can You Beat Far Cry 3 With Only A Machete?
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Check out some of my other videos if you enjoyed this one:
Can You Beat Bioshock With Only A Wrench?: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JY4GfoqI2-0
Can You Beat Fallout 4 Without A Pip-Boy?: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0GamZYQwvA
Can You Beat Skyrim With Only A Fork?: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBVBrUXGpWk
Can You Beat Fallout 3 as a Baby?: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HLHqINNuM8
Can You Beat Skyrim By Only Using Shouts?: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TzSmz3BokE
Can You Beat Fallout 4 With Only A Commie Whacker?: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEYakRU58_c
Can You Beat Honest Hearts Without Taking Any Damage?: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMrlNpx319A
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Can You Beat Far Cry 3 With Only A Machete? (in text form)
The game begins with all these rascals behaving as typical college aged children. Shots, turtles, general douchbaggery, you tell by their hats that they’re just asking to be kidnapped by pirates and sold into a life of slavery and possible torture. Oh, well this is a nice surprise. Being tied up and trapped in what may or may not be a bamboo box would be fun if it I weren’t trapped in there two.
While Grant and I make our escape, allow me to explain a little bit about this run. I said “Machete” in the title because you start with the machete as your melee weapon, but you can also get a knife which I eventually upgraded to. What can’t I use to [bonk] people and animals? Pretty much everything. No firearms, no flamethrowers, no grenades, no molotov cocktails, no bow and arrow, no running people over, no throwing knives, no anything else. I can only use the knife or machete I have equipped in the melee weapon slot.
Because I’m trash at sneaking, it took several attempts to half-way escape. Grant, the typical older brother who knows how to do combat [bonk] and promises to keep me safe, got shot in the neck, I sat back, laughed, didn’t attempt to hold him, ran into the jungle and eventually escaped into the water where I blacked out, had a nightmare about a game logo, and woke up in a bed.
Dennis gave me a tattoo without my permission, seemed like a weird thing for someone to do, he gave me a machete, held my hand, showed me around the village, and sent me off to buy a gun. Far Cry 3 is unfortunately more like Bioshock Infinite and less of a Bioshock because you don’t have the option of wielding the machete in your hand as your main weapon. I can’t remove the pistol, but I can sure as hell waste all of the ammo I bought with Dennis’s money.
My island adventure begins now. With my empty handgun and machete dangling dangerously at my side, I approached the first radio tower, discovered that you have to hold Square for like a year to loot containers, got bit by a snake, looked down, and successfully de-activated the towers radio broadcast.
After I showed Denise my map, I was rewarded with 2 guns that are less than worthless to me, and was instructed to go skin some wildlife. Apparently [bonk]ing piglet’s entire family is enough to master the jungle. On the way to the farm, I looted an abandoned shack. Looting containers is something I don’t do much of in this play trough because there’s not much to find that’s worth looking for. Money is only useful for buying medical supplies and occasionally body armor. Normally you’d spend it on weapons and ammo, but that is irrelevant in this run.
At the farm, I [bonk]ed a few pigs, boars to be more precise, and conquered the PTSD I’ve had for about 6 minutes by going back into the water to find the blue plant. I returned to Dennis and used my new found nature trash to create 2 Medical Syringes, upgraded my sack to allow it to contain 32 items, and learned the stab in the back s[bonk].
I got in the truck and noticed that the camera really zoomed in for some reason. You field of view freaks may dislike this part. It was here that I got my first taste of real combat. There are pirate booties just asking to be plundered.
... Can You Beat Far Cry 3 With Only A Machete?](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/C5nIW6nv8_s/mqdefault.jpg)

![Best of Mitten Squads: Can You Beat - Vol. 1
I’ve had a lot of stupid ideas over the last few months. Skyrim with a Fork. Fallout 3, New Vegas, and 4 without a Pip-Boy. Doom with only a Pistol. And even Fallout 3 as Benjamin Button. Most of the videos are dreadfully boring monotone narrative disasters. But even in a pile of [redacted], there are a few nuggets of shiny [redacted]. This is the Best of Mitten Squads Can You Beat - Vol. 1.
Video clip sources:
Can You Beat Elmo’s Letter Adventure Without Killing Anyone: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6XuujYwsno
Can You Beat Skyrim With Only A Fork: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBVBrUXGpWk
Can You Beat Fallout 3 As A Baby: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HLHqINNuM8
Can You Beat Fallout 4 By Only Using Each Weapon Once: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgW5p5RRTXQ
Can You Beat Fallout New Vegas With Only A .22 Pistol: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pouz3FrUuCw
Can You Beat Dead Money Without Taking Any Damage: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LajPXlbIOBs
Can You Beat Fallout 4 Without Spending Any Caps: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JW xlmTdM
Can You Beat Fallout 3 With Only Your Fists: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZLlXf5ro6Y
Can You Beat Fallout 4 With Only A Commie Whacker: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEYakRU58_c
Can You Beat Fallout 3 With Only A BB Gun: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=da65kxUT-NI
Can You Beat Fallout 4 Without A Pip-Boy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0GamZYQwvA
Can You Beat Fallout New Vegas Without Looting Anything: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BuEbU4W-sQA
Can You Beat Fallout 4 Without Taking Any Damage: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgbuqGPmxFg
Can You Beat Bioshock With Only A Wrench: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JY4GfoqI2-0
Can You Beat Fallout New Vegas With Only A Companion: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVLdOUA27xE
Can You Beat Doom With Only A Pistol: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KfGNnVku24
Can You Beat Fallout New Vegas Without Taking Any Damage: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkaoCWkqPLk
Can You Beat Halo 3 Without Taking Any Damage: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2T7eKDEJr4
Can You Beat Fallout 3 With No Skills or Perks: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3raRoZelQBg
Can You Beat Fallout New Vegas As A Giant: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZF_rl-rlbw
Can You Beat Skyrim Without Taking Any Damage: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrejKEpQua4
Can You Beat Fallout - Playlist: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jelPCGiQ09k&list=PL2UL0LNnH7Hzqokxzf_HvJWkHJ0z1yqX-
Can You Beat - Playlist: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jelPCGiQ09k&list=PL2UL0LNnH7HyH58UcTQ7MTqXV2D7ui3-G
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