Uploaded November 2020 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago
Call of Duty Black Ops Cold War is easily the most Black Ops and Cold War game Treyarch has ever made. It’s 50% Cold War and 50% Black Ops but still manages to be 100% Call of Duty at its core. It’s quite the feat. Can You Beat Black Ops Cold War Without Taking Any Damage?
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Can You Beat Black Ops Cold War Without Taking Any Damage? (in text form)
This video contains spoilers for Black Ops Cold War’s campaign and some big boy words, be sure to get your parents permission before watching. On the off chance you’re new here or are just a little too stuffed after dinner seeing as this was filmed right after Thanksgiving, I’ll briefly explain how this works. Any time I take damage of any kind, I’ll hit the circle button with the three lines on it, I dunno what it’s called or why they can’t just call it the fliping pause button anymore. I’ll slap that trash with your thumb, reload the last checkpoint then try again from there.
Now that we all understand each other, we can get into the game and I’m already lost. Apparently this takes place between Black Ops 1 and 2 but I didn’t beat either of those campaigns so I have no idea what’s happening. I’m not even the numbers guy anymore. The CIA must’ve sent the Count to track down Snuffleupagus again. Last time he got loose he stole all the straws from the Little Caesars on Eureka Road. It’s probably just a coincidence that that building was torn down, it certainly wasn’t to conceal evidence. Anyway, this is your standard Call of Duty experience. We’re the good guys doing bad things to track down the bad people doing bad things because other bad people think they’re doing good by making bad things happen to lots of people. It’s very simple.
Hans informed Adler, Mason, Woods, and I that our job is to
track down Qasim Javadi and convince him to spill the beans so that we too may feast on his knowledge. Generally speaking, just like life in the current year, you’re gonna want to be as far away from everyone else as possible. The more space between you and an enemy, the more likely you are to not take damage. As a whole, Cold War Black Ops is terrible, I truly regret spending $130 on it just for this challenge. Why $130 instead of $60? Bought it for my original Xbox One, gameplay seemed as smooth as melted butter scalding its way across the skin on my hand, so I bought it again on Steam for my absurdly expensive iMac. Turns out that Cold War cannot run on my sixty-five fliping hundred dollar machine. So you’re stuck with what could be the worst possible version of this game. As am I. We’ll get through this together, don’t worry.
I wasn’t sure what kind of experience I was in for when the first mission gave me trouble. If you’ve seen my other Battlefield videos, this probably isn’t anything new to you. Enemies all over, difficult to see where they’re shooting from, damage comes from somewhere you can’t see so you can’t really plan for it for the next go-around. Upside is, unlike Modern Warfare 3 which was he last Medal of Honor game I played, there are hit-markers in the campaign. AND you get a red hit-marker when you kill someone. Even when firing blindly you have a solid idea of what’s being killed.
Call of Duty Black Ops Cold War is easily the most Black Ops and Cold War game Treyarch has ever made. It’s 50% Cold War and 50% Black Ops but still manages to be 100% Call of Duty at its core. It’s quite the feat. Can You Beat Black Ops Cold War Without Taking Any Damage?
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Thumbnail art made by: twitter.com/100DARKSTAR
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Can You Beat Modern Warfare 3 Without Taking Any Damage?: youtube.com/watch?v=19d0CQaG964&t=161s
Can You Beat Fallout 3 as a Baby?: youtube.com/watch?v=6HLHqINNuM8
Can You Beat Skyrim By Only Using Shouts?: youtube.com/watch?v=8TzSmz3BokE
Can You Beat Fallout 4 With Only A Commie Whacker?: youtube.com/watch?v=vEYakRU58_c
Can You Beat Honest Hearts Without Taking Any Damage?: youtube.com/watch?v=JMrlNpx319A
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Can You Beat Black Ops Cold War Without Taking Any Damage? (in text form)
This video contains spoilers for Black Ops Cold War’s campaign and some big boy words, be sure to get your parents permission before watching. On the off chance you’re new here or are just a little too stuffed after dinner seeing as this was filmed right after Thanksgiving, I’ll briefly explain how this works. Any time I take damage of any kind, I’ll hit the circle button with the three lines on it, I dunno what it’s called or why they can’t just call it the fliping pause button anymore. I’ll slap that trash with your thumb, reload the last checkpoint then try again from there.
Now that we all understand each other, we can get into the game and I’m already lost. Apparently this takes place between Black Ops 1 and 2 but I didn’t beat either of those campaigns so I have no idea what’s happening. I’m not even the numbers guy anymore. The CIA must’ve sent the Count to track down Snuffleupagus again. Last time he got loose he stole all the straws from the Little Caesars on Eureka Road. It’s probably just a coincidence that that building was torn down, it certainly wasn’t to conceal evidence. Anyway, this is your standard Call of Duty experience. We’re the good guys doing bad things to track down the bad people doing bad things because other bad people think they’re doing good by making bad things happen to lots of people. It’s very simple.
Hans informed Adler, Mason, Woods, and I that our job is to
track down Qasim Javadi and convince him to spill the beans so that we too may feast on his knowledge. Generally speaking, just like life in the current year, you’re gonna want to be as far away from everyone else as possible. The more space between you and an enemy, the more likely you are to not take damage. As a whole, Cold War Black Ops is terrible, I truly regret spending $130 on it just for this challenge. Why $130 instead of $60? Bought it for my original Xbox One, gameplay seemed as smooth as melted butter scalding its way across the skin on my hand, so I bought it again on Steam for my absurdly expensive iMac. Turns out that Cold War cannot run on my sixty-five fliping hundred dollar machine. So you’re stuck with what could be the worst possible version of this game. As am I. We’ll get through this together, don’t worry.
I wasn’t sure what kind of experience I was in for when the first mission gave me trouble. If you’ve seen my other Battlefield videos, this probably isn’t anything new to you. Enemies all over, difficult to see where they’re shooting from, damage comes from somewhere you can’t see so you can’t really plan for it for the next go-around. Upside is, unlike Modern Warfare 3 which was he last Medal of Honor game I played, there are hit-markers in the campaign. AND you get a red hit-marker when you kill someone. Even when firing blindly you have a solid idea of what’s being killed.
