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The 2010’s are coming to a close, and Red Dead Redemption is easily one of the best games of the decade with the world you can explore, the stories told, voice acting, gameplay, and pretty much everything. I’m out of clever segues. Can You Beat Red Dead Redemption With Only A Cattleman Revolver?
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Can You Beat Red Dead Redemption With Only A Cattleman Revolver? (in text form)
Our story begins in the town of Blackwater where the hats, mustaches, and kids running around unsupervised make it clear that this is not a game set in modern times. We, I, us play as John B. Marston, The B stands for Beatrice, but I don’t like middle names so it’s just John Marston. The credits rolled, an old woman annoyed me with her face and her existence, and I met up with Jake, a tour guide hired to show me around the town. Unfortunately, a lot of the story is told through dialog spoken while riding horses to a destination. I refuse to summarize what’s said during every trotting expedition. If you’re watching this for the story, I suggest you leave to watch some other video. I suggest you leave and go watch some other video.
Jake reminded me of my father when he abandoned me after we arrived at Fort Mercer, I did the typical sharpshooter cool guy nonsense of threatening Bill Williamson despite 3 rifles being pointed at me. If this was a low-budget indie movie I’d have ended all three of them and walked off with a witty comment. But it’s not, and I took a bullet to the appendix, got rescued, and woke up in MacFarlane’s Ranch owned by, get this, the MacFarlane’s. Bonnie told me that I owned her about $400 in today’s money for removing the bullet from my side. This is obviously fiction, you can’t even get a doctor to spit on you for $400 in America.
She showed me around the ranch, which has a General Store because this is the tutorial area so it needs to have a place to buy things, I tied my horse to a stick with the yarn I ripped off my belt, and we patrolled the ranch for rodents at night. I was given a rifle that I cannot remove from my inventory. It doesn’t matter too much now, I’ve still got the Cattleman Revolver that I can use and when you’re shooting rabbits it doesn’t matter how big the bullet is. Same goes for shooting coyotes. There’s also a fair bit of aim assist which makes the Revolver not completely worthless.
After sleeping in a bed, I explained to Bonnie why I’m after Bill Williamson, told her I ain’t no city slicker, and raced her around the ranch. We were neck-and-neck for a while. but the longer the race went on the farther ahead I got. I won the race because, come on, she’s a woman. The world opened up a bit, I arrived Armadillo, met a Deputy who seems to be a little slow, and Marshal Johnson informed me that my problems are not his concern. But this is a video game, so I made them his problem.
We tracked some hoodlum with a fancy hat to his hideout were I could face real enemies for the first time. I realized several hours into this run that a No Deadeye challenge might have been more interesting, but I chose this challenge because the Cattleman Revolver is the weakest revolver in the game and it was one of the most common suggestions for a Red Dead Redemption video. It can take several shots to kill someone unless you get a headshot, which is extraordinarily easy thanks to Deadeye. It’s also easy without it at close range. At a distance, it can become a problem.
The 2010’s are coming to a close, and Red Dead Redemption is easily one of the best games of the decade with the world you can explore, the stories told, voice acting, gameplay, and pretty much everything. I’m out of clever segues. Can You Beat Red Dead Redemption With Only A Cattleman Revolver?
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Check out some of my other videos if you liked this one:
Can You Beat Bioshock With Only A Wrench?: youtube.com/watch?v=JY4GfoqI2-0
Can You Beat Fallout 4 Without A Pip-Boy?: youtube.com/watch?v=k0GamZYQwvA
Can You Beat Skyrim With Only A Fork?: youtube.com/watch?v=pBVBrUXGpWk
Can You Beat Fallout 3 as a Baby?: youtube.com/watch?v=6HLHqINNuM8
Can You Beat Skyrim By Only Using Shouts?: youtube.com/watch?v=8TzSmz3BokE
Can You Beat Fallout 4 With Only A Commie Whacker?: youtube.com/watch?v=vEYakRU58_c
Can You Beat Honest Hearts Without Taking Any Damage?: youtube.com/watch?v=JMrlNpx319A
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Buy Fallout 76: amzn.to/2Sh4AtW
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Can You Beat Red Dead Redemption With Only A Cattleman Revolver? (in text form)
Our story begins in the town of Blackwater where the hats, mustaches, and kids running around unsupervised make it clear that this is not a game set in modern times. We, I, us play as John B. Marston, The B stands for Beatrice, but I don’t like middle names so it’s just John Marston. The credits rolled, an old woman annoyed me with her face and her existence, and I met up with Jake, a tour guide hired to show me around the town. Unfortunately, a lot of the story is told through dialog spoken while riding horses to a destination. I refuse to summarize what’s said during every trotting expedition. If you’re watching this for the story, I suggest you leave to watch some other video. I suggest you leave and go watch some other video.
Jake reminded me of my father when he abandoned me after we arrived at Fort Mercer, I did the typical sharpshooter cool guy nonsense of threatening Bill Williamson despite 3 rifles being pointed at me. If this was a low-budget indie movie I’d have ended all three of them and walked off with a witty comment. But it’s not, and I took a bullet to the appendix, got rescued, and woke up in MacFarlane’s Ranch owned by, get this, the MacFarlane’s. Bonnie told me that I owned her about $400 in today’s money for removing the bullet from my side. This is obviously fiction, you can’t even get a doctor to spit on you for $400 in America.
She showed me around the ranch, which has a General Store because this is the tutorial area so it needs to have a place to buy things, I tied my horse to a stick with the yarn I ripped off my belt, and we patrolled the ranch for rodents at night. I was given a rifle that I cannot remove from my inventory. It doesn’t matter too much now, I’ve still got the Cattleman Revolver that I can use and when you’re shooting rabbits it doesn’t matter how big the bullet is. Same goes for shooting coyotes. There’s also a fair bit of aim assist which makes the Revolver not completely worthless.
After sleeping in a bed, I explained to Bonnie why I’m after Bill Williamson, told her I ain’t no city slicker, and raced her around the ranch. We were neck-and-neck for a while. but the longer the race went on the farther ahead I got. I won the race because, come on, she’s a woman. The world opened up a bit, I arrived Armadillo, met a Deputy who seems to be a little slow, and Marshal Johnson informed me that my problems are not his concern. But this is a video game, so I made them his problem.
We tracked some hoodlum with a fancy hat to his hideout were I could face real enemies for the first time. I realized several hours into this run that a No Deadeye challenge might have been more interesting, but I chose this challenge because the Cattleman Revolver is the weakest revolver in the game and it was one of the most common suggestions for a Red Dead Redemption video. It can take several shots to kill someone unless you get a headshot, which is extraordinarily easy thanks to Deadeye. It’s also easy without it at close range. At a distance, it can become a problem.
