Uploaded April 2016 | Updated September 2026, 3 weeks ago
Nothing seems to work! T_T
Royal Quarter: Noble Residences, Advisor's Balcony
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Nothing seems to work! T_T
Royal Quarter: Noble Residences, Advisor's Balcony
Camera Obscura Levels: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLP0jCPw9IPWiNlmF027ruTt3lHh5k_kZr
Twitch: twitch.tv/jongyon7192p
Soundcloud: soundcloud.com/derockproject
Twitter: twitter.com/jongyon7192p
Play in ultrahardcore games at reddit.com/r/ultrahardcore/new
![A Message to the Future [5 seconds long]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/P6wVuNHQ34U/mqdefault.jpg "A Message to the Future [5 seconds long]
Story Idea: A Gang of Cliches
Prologue:
If I die randomly before I achieve my goal, then nobody will know the one most important part of me. So it will be here, and people may know when it comes out.
For just one day when I was 14 years old, I wanted to die. On the next day, I decided I will never die until I achieve 1 goal. Without this goal, I would have died at any time in my life. Never a single day since then have I preferred to live, but I kept going anyway. If I ever lose this goal, I will immediately cease all life activities.
That day I was 14, I was unhappy enough to realize I didnt want to keep going. But quickly I also realized the pain everyone was going through. If anything, my circumstances are pretty fortunate and I lived a very happy life. The unfortunate people around me saw that and dumped their pain onto me. I was in pain and dying. But their lives were even sadder.
I want nonexistent, and Im simply certain death leads to nonexistent. ANist, PMist, EFIList, Extinctionist... You must pursue death, or you are not one of us. And if you die, you must die as brightly as possible. Burn your life, a guiding light for everyone to follow.
I live because I want to make every single being on Earth happy. No matter what.
That is one thing I will never admit to anyone in the world, no matter what. Until...
Ch 1:
In the near future, an unnatural, probabilistic anomaly occurs. A young man brings up an idea at a bar. Rather than devolve into arguments, everyone agrees and encourages him. An echo chamber forms. The people spontaneously form an almost cult-like group to gather funding and fight detractors, in an attempt to establish a utopia full of misplaced dreams and ideals. But their enemy is the entire world. And their idea is the end of all life.
Conspiracy, sabotage, crime, murder, excitement, love, and adventure. This is Dan Park. And THIS is DeRockProject.
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Intermission:
The young man left, but the rest kept going. He felt it was all a dream. Maybe it was, but it did happen with our without him. Then that makes it a prophecy instead.
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Ch 2:
He was a coward. I told him Not a weekend but he couldnt stomach it. He waited 30 minutes for a contractor cutting grass to leave. Pathetic. I spent so much investing in him.
https://bnonews.com/index.php/2025/05/explosion-near-desert-regional-hospital-in-palm-springs-california/
But who is Steve?
TO-DO: add links
SM64 TAS/ABC Discord: https://discord.gg/jxyRgsU
Twitch: http://twitch.tv/danpark/")
![[Obsoleted Completely] Navigating the Toxic Maze ABC 1m16.33s](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/T1pgq9OFCGs/mqdefault.jpg "[Obsoleted Completely] Navigating the Toxic Maze ABC 1m16.33s
i made new vid of a proper, even-faster tas!
Fifd is doing Any% 0x A: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXubFNfZaMVLsTZzKcgnHOQ
Iwer helps with a ton of stuff in SM64 in general: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnJKlalNQWIco1DS0Uw_XXw
Yes, since this is a theory TAS, I manip only 1 out of 3 bats and I just press A as substitute to theorize how fast this star can be 0x. The REAL non-theory TAS will be made once Fifdspence is done with Shifting Sand Land and such.
There is commentary of the whole TAS after I play it. It sucks a lot, so please to skip it!! :(
SM64 TAS/ABC Discord: https://discord.gg/jxyRgsU (pls be respectful ffs, we have too many new people joining)
Camera Obscura Levels: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLP0jCPw9IPWiNlmF027ruTt3lHh5k_kZr
Twitch: http://twitch.tv/jong_derock/
Play in ultrahardcore games at http://reddit.com/r/ultrahardcore/new/")
