Uploaded November 2025 | Updated September 2026, 3 weeks ago

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Story Idea: A Gang of Cliches
Prologue:

If I die randomly before I achieve my goal, then nobody will know the one most important part of me. So it will be here, and people may know when it comes out.

For just one day when I was 14 years old, I wanted to die. On the next day, I decided I will never die until I achieve 1 goal. Without this goal, I would have died at any time in my life. Never a single day since then have I preferred to live, but I kept going anyway. If I ever lose this goal, I will immediately cease all life activities.

That day I was 14, I was unhappy enough to realize I didn't want to keep going. But quickly I also realized the pain everyone was going through. If anything, my circumstances are pretty fortunate and I lived a very happy life. The unfortunate people around me saw that and dumped their pain onto me. I was in pain and dying. But their lives were even sadder.

I want nonexistent, and I'm simply certain death leads to nonexistent. ANist, PMist, EFIList, Extinctionist... You must pursue death, or you are not one of us. And if you die, you must die as brightly as possible. Burn your life, a guiding light for everyone to follow.

I live because I want to make every single being on Earth happy. No matter what.

That is one thing I will never admit to anyone in the world, no matter what. Until...

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Ch 1:
In the near future, an unnatural, probabilistic anomaly occurs. A young man brings up an idea at a bar. Rather than devolve into arguments, everyone agrees and encourages him. An echo chamber forms. The people spontaneously form an almost cult-like group to gather funding and fight detractors, in an attempt to establish a utopia full of misplaced dreams and ideals. But their enemy is the entire world. And their idea is the end of all life.

Conspiracy, sabotage, crime, murder, excitement, love, and adventure. This is Dan Park. And THIS is DeRockProject.

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Intermission:
The young man left, but the rest kept going. He felt it was all a dream. Maybe it was, but it did happen with our without him. Then that makes it a prophecy instead.

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Ch 2:
He was a coward. I told him "Not a weekend" but he couldn't stomach it. He waited 30 minutes for a contractor cutting grass to leave. Pathetic. I spent so much investing in him.
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But who is Steve?

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