Uploaded August 2020 | Updated September 2026, 1 week ago

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"Complaint" (uncensor hentai) comes out this Friday, August 7th on all streaming platforms! Pre-save link for Spotify: http://smarturl.it/zvq24l/

Music & Lyrics by Ben Visini
Recording & Editing by Ben Visini
Mastered with Cloudbounce

No, I don't have a bedframe. Yes, I'm single and don't hook up very often. Why are you asking?

UPDATE: Due to my schedule getting a little packed, for these next 2 weeks, the videos are going to have to be much simpler like this one is so I have more time. Still doing one song a week! Will reveal what I'm working on outside of the weekly songs when the time is right!

THE PLAN:
This is part of a project I'm doing called "7-Day Songs"! I'm challenging myself to write, record, and edit a new original song/video each week, every Tuesday. Planning to do this until the shelter-in-place/lockdown ends, might extend this past that! It's been over 20 weeks now, I don't think I can stop for a while...
I'm mainly a piano player & songwriter, not so much a recorder/mixer at all, so please bear with me as I try to improve these upcoming weeks!

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LYRICS

Verse 1
After the show, you wanna come to my place?
I got my own room, I got my own space
Well, I guess I could have a little more room between the mattress and the floor
Well are you really so surprised?
'Cause I'm an out-of-college guy
A box spring or futon is where I like to get my groove on

Chorus
No one but me to blame
The bed frame's out of the game
I know you'd hoped that maybe things had changed
But every guy my age is still the same
I think I failed your test
'Cause you seem unimpressed
And if we're banging
The bed might be less stable
But I know sex ain't on the table anyway
Until I get myself a bed frame

Verse 2
One day I'm sure I'll take your advice
But as of now, I can't pay the price
Having one implies I've got my life together
But I don't ,and I wouldn't lie to you (woo!)
I'd love it if you stuck around
And we'll be so close to the ground
I could use a couple inches down there
(I mean between the bed and the floor, not like my dick or my junk)

Chorus
No one but me to blame
The bed frame's out of the game
I know you'd hoped that maybe things had changed
But every guy my age is still the same
I think I failed your test
Cause you seem unimpressed
And if we're banging
The bed might be less stable
But I know sex ain't on the table anyway
Until I get myself a bed frame

Bridge
One day we'll be lovers
Under the covers
When my bed hovers
Like, I don't know, half a foot off the ground?
What's an average bed height?

Verse 3
I'm sure that I've got the potential
I just don't see it as essential
Having a bed frame would really raise up you and me
Including the key
(Wait wait wait - if I don't have a bed frame, my bed is lower, so shouldn't the key change go down?)

Chorus
No one but me to blame
The bed frame's out of the game
I know you'd hoped that maybe things had changed
But every guy my age is still the same
I think I failed your test
Cause you seem unimpressed
And if we're banging
The bed might be less stable
But I know sex ain't on the table anyway
Until I get myself a bed frame