Uploaded September 2020 | Updated September 2026, 1 week ago

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Music & Lyrics by Ben Visini
Recorded & Edited by Ben Visini
Mastered with Cloudbounce via CDBaby

look please just one sponsorship that's all I need

THE PLAN:
This is part of a project I'm doing called "7-Day Songs"! I'm challenging myself to write, record, and edit a new original song/video each week, every Tuesday. Planning to do this until the shelter-in-place/lockdown ends, might extend this past that! It's been over 20 weeks now, I don't think I can stop for a while...
I'm mainly a piano player & songwriter, not so much a recorder/mixer at all, so please bear with me as I try to improve these upcoming weeks!

WEBSITES:
Bandcamp: benvisini.bandcamp.com
Spotify: open.spotify.com/artist/4MIWOp7fPArUQ5H1mpfPRU
Instagram: instagram.com/benvisini
Twitter: twitter.com/BenVisini
Facebook: facebook.com/BenVisiniComedyMusic

LYRICS

VERSE 1:
It seems like everybody here but me
Gets hit up by some kind of company
To read some ads and then get paid a bit of money
I think it's my time, I've got some money to make
And I'm so desperate for a slice of the cake
That the first offer that I get, no matter what I'm taking it

It's not a joke, no it's not a bit
I'll sign a contract and submit
Even if the product's shit

CHORUS:
Somebody give me lots of money for a deal
I'll say yes to any brand that sees that I've got mass appeal
My fans can't miss this steal
My loyalty has no doubt
I'll be a corporate sellout
Somebody sponsor me
Somebody sponsor me

VERSE 2:
You're looking for somebody with flair, well I've got it
I'm perfectly capable of selling your product
I'll guilt trip my viewers into thinking that they really want it
(You know, if you were a real fan, you'd buy this)
You want sincerity, well I'm honest as fuck
You don't want any swearing, well you're shit out of luck
If you want somebody sexy, I'm right here, so call or text me

I'm not ashamed and I'm not afraid
To be up front in how my money is made
As long as I get paid
(how much do I get paid?)

CHORUS:
Somebody give me lots of money for a deal
I'll say yes to any brand that sees that I've got mass appeal
My fans can't miss this steal
My loyalty has no doubt
I'll be a corporate sellout
Somebody sponsor me
Somebody sponsor me

BRIDGE:
I'll be the person that you want me to be
You'll get at least one sale, and it won't be from me
I guarantee that I never miss
My ad would sound a little something like this

CHORUS:
Somebody give me lots of money for a deal
I'll say yes to any brand that sees that I've got mass appeal
My fans can't miss this steal
My loyalty has no doubt
I'll be a corporate sellout
Somebody sponsor me
Somebody sponsor me x a bunch of times