Uploaded March 2026 | Updated September 2026, 1 week ago
Rules - Grand Battle
- Ubers have 2x cost and cooldown, but spawn 3 times, delayed by 2 seconds between spawns
- If an additional uber spawn is blocked by the deploy limit, it is lost
- Conjure Ubers will spawn 3 times and when Conjure is activated, will spawn a Spirit for each instance of the unit
- All instances of a Conjure uber must die before another can be respawned
A lot of nuance for a restriction we're ignoring. Ubers are very powerful on this restriction though doubled cost can make it tricky to afford them.
Like always, there are 4 missions for this Colosseum:
Beat Round 3 on 1-Crown - Rare Ticket x1
Beat Round 5 on 1-Crown - Platinum Shard x2
Beat Round 3 on 2-Crown - Rare Ticket x2
Beat Round 5 on 2-Crown - Dark Catseye x1
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0:00 - Round 1
You really don't want to deal with double Ostromedas with Calamary and Raynard, so just use the influx of cash meant to allow you to afford ubers to instead spawn Bahamut and cheese the base.
0:22 - Round 2
While Bun Bun spam is easy enough to deal with, the stage provides a Mooth for a cash influx meant to allow you to afford ubers so use it to instead spawn Bahamut and cheese the base.
0:49 - Round 3
While this stage also provides 2 Devil Wives early as a cash influx meant to allow you to afford ubers, there is a Base Barrier here to prevent you from just spawning Bahamut instead and cheesing the base. It's difficult to get much damage on the Rangmaster once Ackey is around, so get the damage you can early and just wait out the second Bahamut spawn to finish off Rangmaster.
Recommended Ubers:
- Anti-Aku
3:06 - Round 4
This stage isn't that difficult. Othom is easy to lure away from Deonil and once the horse is alone, Courier chip is easy. You can also get a lot of initial damage on it with a Bahamut rush.
5:12 - Round 5
One of the hardest Colosseum stages, though still not quite to the degree that the one colosseum reached. Still hard enough to force out Newton. 120% Kurocroc is scary, especially when supported by 180% Lophiis and 360% Zang Roos, but there are also 2 420% Cadaver Bears here too. It's very difficult to stall and none of the enemies other than the occasional Doge Dark give you much cash to work with.
What's worse is that while 2 of the Zang Roos and both Cadaver Bears are spaced out enough to Hblast them, there is one Zang Roo between the Cadaver Bear spawns that spawns too early to Hblast. This means you lose basically all of the space you have on the stage to one Zang Roo. This is the primary reason why I brought Newton since his Conjure can act as a burrow interrupt, though he died just as the Zang Roo arrived anyways.
Use the time before the base hit to start your important cooldowns and build up cash and then just hope to keep your ground against the relentless force of Kurocroc.
Recommended Ubers:
- Behemoth Slayers
- Anti-Black/Zombie
- Superbackliners
- Knockback Conjure
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Music Used:
ULTRAKILL:
- In Absentia ΛΟΓΟΣ
- Spiral Out (Keep Going)
Rules - Grand Battle
- Ubers have 2x cost and cooldown, but spawn 3 times, delayed by 2 seconds between spawns
- If an additional uber spawn is blocked by the deploy limit, it is lost
- Conjure Ubers will spawn 3 times and when Conjure is activated, will spawn a Spirit for each instance of the unit
- All instances of a Conjure uber must die before another can be respawned
A lot of nuance for a restriction we're ignoring. Ubers are very powerful on this restriction though doubled cost can make it tricky to afford them.
Like always, there are 4 missions for this Colosseum:
Beat Round 3 on 1-Crown - Rare Ticket x1
Beat Round 5 on 1-Crown - Platinum Shard x2
Beat Round 3 on 2-Crown - Rare Ticket x2
Beat Round 5 on 2-Crown - Dark Catseye x1
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
0:00 - Round 1
You really don't want to deal with double Ostromedas with Calamary and Raynard, so just use the influx of cash meant to allow you to afford ubers to instead spawn Bahamut and cheese the base.
0:22 - Round 2
While Bun Bun spam is easy enough to deal with, the stage provides a Mooth for a cash influx meant to allow you to afford ubers so use it to instead spawn Bahamut and cheese the base.
0:49 - Round 3
While this stage also provides 2 Devil Wives early as a cash influx meant to allow you to afford ubers, there is a Base Barrier here to prevent you from just spawning Bahamut instead and cheesing the base. It's difficult to get much damage on the Rangmaster once Ackey is around, so get the damage you can early and just wait out the second Bahamut spawn to finish off Rangmaster.
Recommended Ubers:
- Anti-Aku
3:06 - Round 4
This stage isn't that difficult. Othom is easy to lure away from Deonil and once the horse is alone, Courier chip is easy. You can also get a lot of initial damage on it with a Bahamut rush.
5:12 - Round 5
One of the hardest Colosseum stages, though still not quite to the degree that the one colosseum reached. Still hard enough to force out Newton. 120% Kurocroc is scary, especially when supported by 180% Lophiis and 360% Zang Roos, but there are also 2 420% Cadaver Bears here too. It's very difficult to stall and none of the enemies other than the occasional Doge Dark give you much cash to work with.
What's worse is that while 2 of the Zang Roos and both Cadaver Bears are spaced out enough to Hblast them, there is one Zang Roo between the Cadaver Bear spawns that spawns too early to Hblast. This means you lose basically all of the space you have on the stage to one Zang Roo. This is the primary reason why I brought Newton since his Conjure can act as a burrow interrupt, though he died just as the Zang Roo arrived anyways.
Use the time before the base hit to start your important cooldowns and build up cash and then just hope to keep your ground against the relentless force of Kurocroc.
Recommended Ubers:
- Behemoth Slayers
- Anti-Black/Zombie
- Superbackliners
- Knockback Conjure
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Music Used:
ULTRAKILL:
- In Absentia ΛΟΓΟΣ
- Spiral Out (Keep Going)
