Uploaded October 2011 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago
So you've got this underground cavern area where everything glows neon. So what kind of boss would be suited here? A psychedelic mole? Nope. A digger of some sort? Nah, the desert already has a machine boss. Some sort of insect? Try again. Give up? The correct answer (according to SEGA) is a blue monkey wearing a pink pop star outfit with GIANT JIGGLING BREASTS. What IS this, I don't even.
SO how do you shut down this diva's career? By knocking down the three circular platforms she's standing on and hitting her microphone - which is connected to her life force apparently - while avoiding the rocks she rains down with her "singing." Yeah... Oh and there's a sub-woofer on each corner but they don't seem to do anything...
And one final note, I've never fought this boss before. I've reached Cobalt Caverns before but I've never beaten it. So all this info I'm getting is what I can discern from videos. Therefore, this would be the case with the remaining bosses. Just letting you know.
SEGA and Amusement Vision are the owners of these monkeys.
And thanks to RedCherriesYum for providing the boss names!
So you've got this underground cavern area where everything glows neon. So what kind of boss would be suited here? A psychedelic mole? Nope. A digger of some sort? Nah, the desert already has a machine boss. Some sort of insect? Try again. Give up? The correct answer (according to SEGA) is a blue monkey wearing a pink pop star outfit with GIANT JIGGLING BREASTS. What IS this, I don't even.
SO how do you shut down this diva's career? By knocking down the three circular platforms she's standing on and hitting her microphone - which is connected to her life force apparently - while avoiding the rocks she rains down with her "singing." Yeah... Oh and there's a sub-woofer on each corner but they don't seem to do anything...
And one final note, I've never fought this boss before. I've reached Cobalt Caverns before but I've never beaten it. So all this info I'm getting is what I can discern from videos. Therefore, this would be the case with the remaining bosses. Just letting you know.
SEGA and Amusement Vision are the owners of these monkeys.
And thanks to RedCherriesYum for providing the boss names!
