AoD - Banana @AreaofDefectMusic

Uploaded September 2013 | Updated September 2026, 1 hour ago

HUGE PROPS to our man Thandor for making SOON (TM) (and this song) possible!

Lyrics by Kyle Danger Henick
Music by Heart Attack
Mixing by Konsuma
Recording by Leigh Chaumont
Video By Gabriel Conroy

Performed by Malicious and Kyle Danger Henick

LYRICS:

Star light star bright
Star a-come, carry me team tonight
Not Janna, Tristana, nor Orianna
Tally man come count me banana
Six creep, seven creep, eight creep score
I changed the game, so they changed my lore
Its tit for tat and wick for war
Silence for the ult heal for my a'mour
Stars rain down to fill my cup
Resistance down and bottoms up
Bot lane cc dont mean shit
Why don't you make like a banana and split

Chorus :
Help me Help me
Soraka plz
I'm wishing you would wish me
Supporting is a mystery
Help me Help me
Soraka plz
I'm wishing you would wish me
Supporting is a mystery to me

I come from a place where the universe is thinner
Where theres always roast for dinner
And Velocity are winners
Where you always get forgiven if they find out you're a sinner
The community won't troll you when they know you're a beginner
Uh - I seal fates on the daily
And then I turn around - got scrubs who try to play me
They don't understand that I do it for the AD
Got wards in all your bushes so yo thresh can never flay me
Never seen a philly with hips so narrow
Unicorn Sisters - me and Mia Farrow
Ima work you over like a slave if im the Pharaoh
Then Celestial Ciesta with a sparkly Sombrero
Bringin Astral Blessings like and interstellar pope-ya
Trippin on peels; don't drop the soap-ya
We happy and healthy- 5 man utopia
Horn of plenty - uniconucopia

Chorus :
Help me Help me
Soraka plz
I'm wishing you would wish me
Supporting is a mystery
Help me Help me
Soraka plz
I'm wishing you would wish me
Supporting is a mystery to me

Soraka ka ka, ra ka ka ka ka ka
No more potions, got a healah
I know it all, Hermione Grangah
SO fly, WIngardium Leviosah
Im a-peeling - Poros don't run from me
They nuzzle me fo shuzzle keep me company
I can drink for the fountain while I'm savin lives
Winnin League of Legends' Nobel Peace Prize
An' when that sweet ass woman say victory
You're force fed the contradictory
Don't need no hooks don't need no hamma
Nobody expects the banana

Chorus :
Help me Help me
Soraka plz
I'm wishing you would wish me
Supporting is a mystery
Help me Help me
Soraka plz
I'm wishing you would wish me
Supporting is a mystery to me

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$AoD - Still Up In The Jungle - SOON (TM) (feat. Venia Vis and Nate Rock) One of the brand new tracks off of AoDs new album, SOON (TM)! CHECK OUT THE ALBUM DOWNLOAD HERE: Bandcamp: http://areaofdefectsongs.bandcamp.com/ CDbaby: itunes: Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Area-of-Defect/258075667551862 Twitter: @areaofdefect Still Up in the Jungle Music by Heart Attack Lyrics by Kyle Danger Henick and The H31P Mixing by Konsuma Art by Kohaku DeviantArt: http://sogenius.deviantart.com/ Diana- Malicious Alistair- The H31P Malphite- Venia Vis Skarner- Kyle Danger Henick Maokai- Nate Rock Fiddlesticks- Dante Allegory LYRICS: Still Up in the Jungle Diana: Im the Dark Knight- the heroine the Rift deserves Too sexy! Even my skillshots have curves See the flash in the night of the Moonsilver blade Goin three balls deep with my pale cascade They couldnt break me/ but Im gonna break ya Lunar rush on your team-collapsing like your trachea/ Follow no false light all you ignorant thralls/ The moon also rises, but youre trippin when it falls Alistair: You dont got the juice to run with the bulls Spam taunt on the gank- I do it for the lulz Out the jungle with the combo its a guranteed kill Bruce Willis in the fight with my Unbreakable Will Im an herbivore with a roar that you cant ignore My fists hit the floor keep tabs on the score I dont got a fear, but Im Halloween scary When you milk deez, you get Legen-dairy Bumpin the jungle beat Comin to catch you- better make your retreat Baby you facin defeat When you up in the jungle, now you up in the jungle Headed for red and the blue So many eyes, starin, lookin right through you Stealin a Baron or two When you up in the jungle, now you up in the jungle Malphite: Caught between a rock and a hard place. Shard of the Monolith- shamrock etched into my carapace Hoppin the wall Im an unstoppable force You and your killin spree gonna get a divorce You keep the kids but Im taking the gold Ill take the glacial skin and youre gonna get cold Ground slam the AD carry and hes gonna get trolled Im Rock solid- and you gonna get rolled Skarner: I got me one of them Impenetrable Crystalline Exoskeleton Ya scared your knees are shakin wiggle wiggle like gelatin Ugly death is what I manufacture Restorin my heath every time your bones fracture Energize as I chase you down and click you up Call me Enterprise cuz I get there fast and pick you up Crystal Slash to stick to you like the Syrup on my French toast Ew. Bugs are gross. Bumpin the jungle beat Comin to catch you- better make your retreat Baby you facin defeat When you up in the jungle, now you up in the jungle Headed for red and the blue So many eyes, starin, lookin right through you Stealin a Baron or two When you up in the jungle, now you up in the jungle Maokai: W Im a tree that was never meant to be; never shouldve existed When I arcane smash- you gonna get fisted You wanna see twisted? Ill pay you in advance Ima punish yo ass for yo imprudance Stealin Baron from the backdoor, Im the hardcorest The Oddest One on the rift- RETURN ME TO THE FOREST From the Treeline in the north, to the jungle in the south Nature can be a real mother- SHUT YO MOUF Fiddlesticks: Im a one man party the Leagues biggest surprise Feel the dread as the hairs on the back of your neck rise You havent said a word since the dark wind blew I havent got a brain, and soon, neither will you You cant fight the drain, thats a lesson from beta Terrify in bot lane, support Fiddle- new meta The weather forecast has you misinformed Hope you brought your paincoat for the F5 crowstorm Bumpin the jungle beat Comin to catch you- better make your retreat Baby you facin defeat When you up in the jungle, now you up in the jungle Headed for red and the blue So many eyes, starin, lookin right through you Stealin a Baron or two When you up in the jungle, now you up in the jungle$

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