Uploaded November 2012 | Updated September 2026, 2 hours ago
One of the brand new tracks off of AoD's new album, SOON (TM)!
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Still Up in the Jungle
Music by Heart Attack
Lyrics by Kyle Danger Henick and The H31P
Mixing by Konsuma
Art by Kohaku DeviantArt: sogenius.deviantart.com
Diana- Malicious
Alistair- The H31P
Malphite- Venia Vis
Skarner- Kyle Danger Henick
Maokai- Nate Rock
Fiddlesticks- Dante Allegory
LYRICS:
Still Up in the Jungle
Diana:
I'm the Dark Knight- the heroine the Rift deserves
Too sexy! Even my skillshots have curves
See the flash in the night of the Moonsilver blade
Goin three balls deep with my pale cascade
They couldn't break me/ but I'm gonna break ya
Lunar rush on your team-collapsing like your trachea/
Follow no false light all you ignorant thralls/
The moon also rises, but youre trippin when it falls
Alistair:
You don't got the juice to run with the bulls
Spam taunt on the gank- I do it for the lulz
Out the jungle with the combo its a guranteed kill
Bruce Willis in the fight with my Unbreakable Will
Im an herbivore with a roar that you cant ignore
My fists hit the floor -- keep tabs on the score
I don't got a fear, but I'm Halloween scary
When you milk deez, you get Legen-dairy
Bumpin the jungle beat
Comin to catch you- better make your retreat
Baby you facin defeat
When you up in the jungle, now you up in the jungle
Headed for red and the blue
So many eyes, starin, lookin right through you
Stealin a Baron or two
When you up in the jungle, now you up in the jungle
Malphite:
Caught between a rock and a hard place.
Shard of the Monolith- shamrock etched into my carapace
Hoppin the wall I'm an unstoppable force
You and your killin spree gonna get a divorce
You keep the kids but I'm taking the gold
I'll take the glacial skin and you're gonna get cold
Ground slam the AD carry and he's gonna get trolled
I'm Rock solid- and you gonna get rolled
Skarner:
I got me one of them Impenetrable Crystalline Exoskeleton
Ya scared your knees are shakin wiggle wiggle like gelatin
Ugly death is what I manufacture
Restorin my heath every time your bones fracture
Energize as I chase you down and click you up
Call me Enterprise cuz I get there fast and pick you up
Crystal Slash to stick to you like the Syrup on my French toast
Ew. Bugs are gross.
Bumpin the jungle beat
Comin to catch you- better make your retreat
Baby you facin defeat
When you up in the jungle, now you up in the jungle
Headed for red and the blue
So many eyes, starin, lookin right through you
Stealin a Baron or two
When you up in the jungle, now you up in the jungle
Maokai:
W I'm a tree that was never meant to be; never should've existed
When I arcane smash- you gonna get fisted
You wanna see twisted? I'll pay you in advance
I'ma punish yo ass for yo imprudance
Stealin Baron from the backdoor, Im the hardcorest
The Oddest One on the rift- RETURN ME TO THE FOREST
From the Treeline in the north, to the jungle in the south
Nature can be a real mother- SHUT YO MOUF
Fiddlesticks:
I'm a one man party the League's biggest surprise
Feel the dread as the hairs on the back of your neck rise
You haven't said a word since the dark wind blew
I haven't got a brain, and soon, neither will you
You cant fight the drain, that's a lesson from beta
Terrify in bot lane, support Fiddle- new meta
The weather forecast has you misinformed
Hope you brought your paincoat for the F5 crowstorm
Bumpin the jungle beat
Comin to catch you- better make your retreat
Baby you facin defeat
When you up in the jungle, now you up in the jungle
Headed for red and the blue
So many eyes, starin, lookin right through you
Stealin a Baron or two
When you up in the jungle, now you up in the jungle
One of the brand new tracks off of AoD's new album, SOON (TM)!
CHECK OUT THE ALBUM DOWNLOAD HERE:
Bandcamp: http://areaofdefectsongs.bandcamp.com/
CDbaby:
itunes:
Facebook: facebook.com/pages/Area-of-Defect/258075667551862
Twitter: @areaofdefect
Still Up in the Jungle
Music by Heart Attack
Lyrics by Kyle Danger Henick and The H31P
Mixing by Konsuma
Art by Kohaku DeviantArt: sogenius.deviantart.com
Diana- Malicious
Alistair- The H31P
Malphite- Venia Vis
Skarner- Kyle Danger Henick
Maokai- Nate Rock
Fiddlesticks- Dante Allegory
LYRICS:
Still Up in the Jungle
Diana:
I'm the Dark Knight- the heroine the Rift deserves
Too sexy! Even my skillshots have curves
See the flash in the night of the Moonsilver blade
Goin three balls deep with my pale cascade
They couldn't break me/ but I'm gonna break ya
Lunar rush on your team-collapsing like your trachea/
Follow no false light all you ignorant thralls/
The moon also rises, but youre trippin when it falls
Alistair:
You don't got the juice to run with the bulls
Spam taunt on the gank- I do it for the lulz
Out the jungle with the combo its a guranteed kill
Bruce Willis in the fight with my Unbreakable Will
Im an herbivore with a roar that you cant ignore
My fists hit the floor -- keep tabs on the score
I don't got a fear, but I'm Halloween scary
When you milk deez, you get Legen-dairy
Bumpin the jungle beat
Comin to catch you- better make your retreat
Baby you facin defeat
When you up in the jungle, now you up in the jungle
Headed for red and the blue
So many eyes, starin, lookin right through you
Stealin a Baron or two
When you up in the jungle, now you up in the jungle
Malphite:
Caught between a rock and a hard place.
Shard of the Monolith- shamrock etched into my carapace
Hoppin the wall I'm an unstoppable force
You and your killin spree gonna get a divorce
You keep the kids but I'm taking the gold
I'll take the glacial skin and you're gonna get cold
Ground slam the AD carry and he's gonna get trolled
I'm Rock solid- and you gonna get rolled
Skarner:
I got me one of them Impenetrable Crystalline Exoskeleton
Ya scared your knees are shakin wiggle wiggle like gelatin
Ugly death is what I manufacture
Restorin my heath every time your bones fracture
Energize as I chase you down and click you up
Call me Enterprise cuz I get there fast and pick you up
Crystal Slash to stick to you like the Syrup on my French toast
Ew. Bugs are gross.
Bumpin the jungle beat
Comin to catch you- better make your retreat
Baby you facin defeat
When you up in the jungle, now you up in the jungle
Headed for red and the blue
So many eyes, starin, lookin right through you
Stealin a Baron or two
When you up in the jungle, now you up in the jungle
Maokai:
W I'm a tree that was never meant to be; never should've existed
When I arcane smash- you gonna get fisted
You wanna see twisted? I'll pay you in advance
I'ma punish yo ass for yo imprudance
Stealin Baron from the backdoor, Im the hardcorest
The Oddest One on the rift- RETURN ME TO THE FOREST
From the Treeline in the north, to the jungle in the south
Nature can be a real mother- SHUT YO MOUF
Fiddlesticks:
I'm a one man party the League's biggest surprise
Feel the dread as the hairs on the back of your neck rise
You haven't said a word since the dark wind blew
I haven't got a brain, and soon, neither will you
You cant fight the drain, that's a lesson from beta
Terrify in bot lane, support Fiddle- new meta
The weather forecast has you misinformed
Hope you brought your paincoat for the F5 crowstorm
Bumpin the jungle beat
Comin to catch you- better make your retreat
Baby you facin defeat
When you up in the jungle, now you up in the jungle
Headed for red and the blue
So many eyes, starin, lookin right through you
Stealin a Baron or two
When you up in the jungle, now you up in the jungle





![Forgot About Rey! (a Star Wars Parody) by AOD
Thats right everyone we back with a new leading lady and a new message peep us at TFNerds.com and get ready for more and more nerd content..... Nerdtent? Nontent??........ anyway Subscribe
~the H31P
Performed by: Cosplay No-Cosplay and Kyle Danger Henick
Lyrics: Kyle Danger Henick
Shot and edited by: Cody Olsen
Directed by: Dominique Thomas
LYRICS:
Yall know Me- Still the same old She
But I turned MC
Hated on by most these troopas
With no C’s, no ships and no keys, no Hans or Chewies
No force, no lightsabers or light speeds
Mad at me cause
I can finally tap into the latent force thats awakening
Got a ship with a cargo hold and its all full of scrap
To add to the mountain of crap
Piling up in the office at Hasbro like monopolies
But yall think Ima let my bro freeze
Kylo Please
You better bow down on both knees
Who you think fought you in snow trees?
Who you think brought you the homies?
Lukies, R2s, 3 P.O.Cs, the 88 with the double Bs
So let the fuck go of my hand please!
Called up a fleet full of X-Wings
To fly out here through hyperspace
And when that laser gun was gonna fry your base
Who’s the Jedi that saved the galaxy?
Yall better listen up closely
All you troopas that said that its “spoilers”
To make toy hers
yall are the reason Rey aint been getting no sleep
So fuck yall all of yall
Let me watch you backslide
Yall are gonna keep fucking around with me
And turn me over to the Dark side
Nowadays everybody wanna shop like they got something to play
But nothing gets bought when they at the store
What a disappointment tho
Cuz motherfuckers know that they forgot about Rey
So what do you do to get out of the sticks?
To make an impact and get up in the mix?
Wanna resolve things with some Jedi mind tricks?
Just watch the tape of 4, 5, and 6
One day I was at a bar
With an Obi Wan
When I felt an arm tryin to do me harm (I dont like you either)
Chopped that bitch off, hit the parking lot, and met up with Han
I dont give a fuck bout your sweet baton
Of all the stormtroopers, youre LeBron
With the sickest spins
But you aint gonna stop Finn cuz hes gonna get his traitor on
Knock him down with battle rage and you thought you win
Fuck you bitch, get shot again
I’d defeat you and that weak ass motherfucking Kylo Ren
And when the toys came out
Me and Rey got up went straight downtown
With a heart full of hope and a fist full of credits
And still got let down (for real?)
Shit dont make sense, I cant explain
There’s prophecy, she’s preordained
Im almost loco enough
To choke you to death with a thought in my brain
Sky walker hotter than the bod of my father
In a volcano with his legs chopped off
And his arms chopped off cookin B Crocker
Giving no bothers
Sorry Rey, theres no ship docker
Findin me was a huge shocker
Wonder if you are my daughter (Dada?)
[Chorus 2x]
I started rappin, see?
So Sith lords would stop tryna capture me
With they swords out comin after me
Like they want me to flee
Even Chris Pratt tried to Velociraptor me
now The Resistance wanna clap for me
Everybody wanna drink it up like all this crap was free
And they didnt get the map from me
Cause Im from the sands of Jakku
I fought em all
All them girl Jedis
Who you think helped taught em all
Now you wanna run around talk about the force
Like I aint got more
You think I forgot it all
Just beginners luck
Now all I get is hate mail all day sayin Rey’s a schmuck
What, cause I dont got a badge but I do got a Vag
And I got a saber you can suck?
That shit is whack
I just fought helmet wearing psychopath
Theres two more episodes after that
So give me rest and a bubble bath, I’ll braid up
And I’ll be right back
And wheres Captain Phasma at?
Its like Westeros in this habitat
But all you corporate cats
Know that I be making cash
While you still waiting on your prequel stash Forgot About Rey! (a Star Wars Parody) by AOD](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/V7CDOCN1Mmo/mqdefault.jpg)



![Back to the Past [Badger Burrow Dream Box]
These Boxes are the art of Brit the Badger here are the links you can use to support her:
Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/badgerburrowdreambox
Twitch: twitch.tv/britthebadger
Patreon: patreon.com/badgerburrowdreamboxes
Website: https://badgerburrowdreamboxes.com/
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/badgerburrow...
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/britthebadger/
Twitter: https://twitter.com/Britthebadger Back to the Past [Badger Burrow Dream Box]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Wc6AXcl7BYo/mqdefault.jpg)
