Uploaded April 2012 | Updated September 2026, 5 hours ago
Copyright 2011 Area of Defect LLC
Those video game females. Designed by men, for men. So unrealistic...lol
Mixing by Konsuma
Music by Heart Attack
Lyrics by Kyle Danger Henick
Performed by Area of Defect
KyleDangerHenick
Dante Allegory
Special thanks to Ella, Rachel, and Trin. love my ladies!
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Copyright 2011 Area of Defect LLC
Those video game females. Designed by men, for men. So unrealistic...lol
Mixing by Konsuma
Music by Heart Attack
Lyrics by Kyle Danger Henick
Performed by Area of Defect
KyleDangerHenick
Dante Allegory
Special thanks to Ella, Rachel, and Trin. love my ladies!
facebook- AreaofDefect
Twitter- @areaofdefect
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![Forgot About Rey! (a Star Wars Parody) by AOD
Thats right everyone we back with a new leading lady and a new message peep us at TFNerds.com and get ready for more and more nerd content..... Nerdtent? Nontent??........ anyway Subscribe
~the H31P
Performed by: Cosplay No-Cosplay and Kyle Danger Henick
Lyrics: Kyle Danger Henick
Shot and edited by: Cody Olsen
Directed by: Dominique Thomas
LYRICS:
Yall know Me- Still the same old She
But I turned MC
Hated on by most these troopas
With no C’s, no ships and no keys, no Hans or Chewies
No force, no lightsabers or light speeds
Mad at me cause
I can finally tap into the latent force thats awakening
Got a ship with a cargo hold and its all full of scrap
To add to the mountain of crap
Piling up in the office at Hasbro like monopolies
But yall think Ima let my bro freeze
Kylo Please
You better bow down on both knees
Who you think fought you in snow trees?
Who you think brought you the homies?
Lukies, R2s, 3 P.O.Cs, the 88 with the double Bs
So let the fuck go of my hand please!
Called up a fleet full of X-Wings
To fly out here through hyperspace
And when that laser gun was gonna fry your base
Who’s the Jedi that saved the galaxy?
Yall better listen up closely
All you troopas that said that its “spoilers”
To make toy hers
yall are the reason Rey aint been getting no sleep
So fuck yall all of yall
Let me watch you backslide
Yall are gonna keep fucking around with me
And turn me over to the Dark side
Nowadays everybody wanna shop like they got something to play
But nothing gets bought when they at the store
What a disappointment tho
Cuz motherfuckers know that they forgot about Rey
So what do you do to get out of the sticks?
To make an impact and get up in the mix?
Wanna resolve things with some Jedi mind tricks?
Just watch the tape of 4, 5, and 6
One day I was at a bar
With an Obi Wan
When I felt an arm tryin to do me harm (I dont like you either)
Chopped that bitch off, hit the parking lot, and met up with Han
I dont give a fuck bout your sweet baton
Of all the stormtroopers, youre LeBron
With the sickest spins
But you aint gonna stop Finn cuz hes gonna get his traitor on
Knock him down with battle rage and you thought you win
Fuck you bitch, get shot again
I’d defeat you and that weak ass motherfucking Kylo Ren
And when the toys came out
Me and Rey got up went straight downtown
With a heart full of hope and a fist full of credits
And still got let down (for real?)
Shit dont make sense, I cant explain
There’s prophecy, she’s preordained
Im almost loco enough
To choke you to death with a thought in my brain
Sky walker hotter than the bod of my father
In a volcano with his legs chopped off
And his arms chopped off cookin B Crocker
Giving no bothers
Sorry Rey, theres no ship docker
Findin me was a huge shocker
Wonder if you are my daughter (Dada?)
[Chorus 2x]
I started rappin, see?
So Sith lords would stop tryna capture me
With they swords out comin after me
Like they want me to flee
Even Chris Pratt tried to Velociraptor me
now The Resistance wanna clap for me
Everybody wanna drink it up like all this crap was free
And they didnt get the map from me
Cause Im from the sands of Jakku
I fought em all
All them girl Jedis
Who you think helped taught em all
Now you wanna run around talk about the force
Like I aint got more
You think I forgot it all
Just beginners luck
Now all I get is hate mail all day sayin Rey’s a schmuck
What, cause I dont got a badge but I do got a Vag
And I got a saber you can suck?
That shit is whack
I just fought helmet wearing psychopath
Theres two more episodes after that
So give me rest and a bubble bath, I’ll braid up
And I’ll be right back
And wheres Captain Phasma at?
Its like Westeros in this habitat
But all you corporate cats
Know that I be making cash
While you still waiting on your prequel stash Forgot About Rey! (a Star Wars Parody) by AOD](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/V7CDOCN1Mmo/mqdefault.jpg)



![Back to the Past [Badger Burrow Dream Box]
These Boxes are the art of Brit the Badger here are the links you can use to support her:
Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/badgerburrowdreambox
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Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/britthebadger/
Twitter: https://twitter.com/Britthebadger Back to the Past [Badger Burrow Dream Box]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Wc6AXcl7BYo/mqdefault.jpg)

