Uploaded September 2022 | Updated September 2026, 2 hours ago
i hate this boss please let me free
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![Hard Lobby [FC] (All Maps + Berries) | Celeste Secret Santa Collab 2026](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/fwK1ADsv8PM/mqdefault.jpg "Hard Lobby [FC] (All Maps + Berries) | Celeste Secret Santa Collab 2026
the big reveal (again)
Mod: https://gamebanana.com/mods/695378 (many creators)
Total: 58:47:46 hours | 52.1k deaths
(stats do not include submaps)
Notes:
- Some rooms and difficulties may or are outdated as some maps were beaten and recorded pre-release.
- All maps were self-routed except for a select few rooms, so do not expect perfect solutions. - Yes, I self-routed Shadow Wizard Money Gang and CaVerdant CaGardens.
- Echoveil Relics has another ending, although there is nearly no gameplay differences (you dont search for relics and break the final heart instead of saving it)
- Audio is probably inconsistent throughout the video sorry abt that
This is officially the longest video Ive uploaded, surpassing the previous Secret Santa Hard Lobby video. Unlike last time, full clearing everything absolutely made a difference solely due to CVCG which added 10+ hours.
Im in this collab this time! I already made a video on my own map Helix of Atropos, but its still included here for compilation purposes. Overall this is a great lobby, however I did go into the pre-release build expecting every map to function perfectly. Turns out I ended up playtesting for basically every map I played during this time lol. If you want a reference for when these maps were cleared: If my keycaps are black it was pre-release or the week of release, while the new Celeste keycaps meant it was afterwards. I really dont think this lobby will see a full clear for a long time, mainly due to Echoveil Relics being super hard and CaVerdant CaGardens being a miniature 5b Funnier Version. CVCG was actually the last map I cleared, which unintentionally was the correct choice to make given how much of a gauntlet its full clear is, both within the map and surrounding the map (well not talk about the dependencies issues here...). And as mentioned prior, I went into nearly all of these maps blind, self-routing them as I played. So maps like CVCG and SWMG took substantially longer for me to clear, as seen below. However, this extends to nearly every other map as well, such as SNAKE PIT, Pansear C-Sides, and doors that lead to places to name a few. Routing can be really hard and was typically half the playtime on these maps. What Im trying to say is to appreciate clear videos if you use them. Theres a reason why Juckters A Gift From the Stars video has a bajillion views. Anyways, enjoy using this video to help solve that room, verify my hardlist clears, or put on as background noise!
Longest maps to clear:
- CaVerdant CaGardens FC
- Echoveil Relics
- ATTACK! of the Shadow Wizard Money Gang FC
Favorite maps:
- VOX VERITAS
- Sayonara, Mt. Jellyopolis
- Chronostasis
As with last time, my full enjoyability ratings are down below.
Enjoyability List:
As Dust Settles: 93/100
SNAKE PIT: 89/100
How Escher loved his lizards: 97/100
Fugu Foundation: 86/100
Sheltering from the Rain: 97/100
The Day Time Died: 85/100
ATTACK! of the Shadow Wizard Money Gang: 89.5/100
Chronostasis: 98.5/100
Leviathans Oubliette: 95.5/100
The Jet Stream: 96/100
Perennial Gleam: 96/100
silhou: 84/100
Twilight Frostmill: 95/100
rain: 86/100
PANSEAR has FUSION C-SIDES!?: 88/100
VOX VERITAS: 100/100 (go play this map)
/ SYSTEM MELTDOWN /: 95/100
Reckless: 90/100
Aperture Breakthroughs: 93/100
doors that lead to places: 95/100
CaVerdant CaGardens: 75/100
Sleepless Nights: 95/100
GODSPEED: 79/100
Sayonara, Mt. Jellyopolis: 99.5/100 (go play this map)
Helix of Atropos: ITS ME (*fnaf font*)
Echoveil Relics: 78/100
Dahlia: 96/100
Timestamps:
As Dust Settles - 0:00
SNAKE PIT - 8:56
How Escher loved his lizards - 11:58
Fugu Foundation - 16:44
Sheltering from the Rain - 18:24
The Day Time Died - 33:18
ATTACK! of the Shadow Wizard Money Gang - 38:13
Chronostasis - 1:16:47
Leviathans Oubliette - 1:22:51
The Jet Stream - 1:28:07
Perennial Gleam - 1:34:45
silhou - 1:41:26
Twilight Frostmill - 1:45:26
rain - 1:46:58
PANSEAR has FUSION C-SIDES!? - 1:50:56
VOX VERITAS - 1:54:04
/ SYSTEM MELTDOWN / - 2:01:45
Reckless - 2:06:42
Aperture Breakthroughs - 2:11:02
doors that lead to places - 2:16:57
CaVerdant CaGardens - 2:29:28
Sleepless Nights - 3:09:50
GODSPEED - 3:13:59
Sayonara, Mt. Jellyopolis - 3:17:22
Helix of Atropos - 3:28:47
Echoveil Relics - 3:32:53
Dahlia - 3:46:33
Journal - 3:55:21")
![[SDVX] *Feels Seassickness...* (MXM) Clear](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/gPSFQRNRafE/mqdefault.jpg "[SDVX] *Feels Seassickness...* (MXM) Clear
yabai hand cam
First 20, lots of usc practice required. Basically waiting for a run to be at 40% at the slow down. Why is this rendered in 30 fps help me please")
![[SDVX] MixxioN (MXM) Clear](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/gX-n7GENKhg/mqdefault.jpg "[SDVX] MixxioN (MXM) Clear
15/20
get cheesed idiot. also beat 666
more stalling???? i dont wanna play anyrad")
