Uploaded June 2024 | Updated September 2026, 1 hour ago
@ParrotDash sweep
Map: gamebanana.com/mods/379726 (Parrot Dash)
Total: 3:01:38 hours | 2976 deaths
Enjoyability: 93/100
this map is awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I was one of those people kinda doubting the enjoyability of this map cause I've heard plenty of people saying the map is good except final. They were only slightly correct, but I did enjoy most of that room. If I didn't die to the heart, this would probably be one of my favorite celeste maps ever (95/100) but I got pretty tilted from that death especially when it took me an extra 40 minutes for the clear. Keep in mind I used golden strats, which is probably another reason why my clear is so damn fast for a 3*. Also, I did technically have like 3.5 hours on this map, but 1: this was before SJ released so like more than a whole year ago (when I was bad), 2: i only managed to clear the first room, and 3: I CLEARED ROOM 1 IN 6 MINUTES ANYWAYS. I firmly believe this should be lowered to something like high 2* idk. But that being said, I haven't really cleared any low 3* maps at all, 2 of them are mauve/nyoom which is my worst skillset and another is goddamn niatnuoM raebretaW which is 50 minutes long 😭
I'm only kinda going for sweep, but I don't think anyone is realistically able to achieve it right now with the recent updates and additions to hard list. 5B Funnier Version is a huge road block for me, but mainly cause desert seeker looks soo, soooooooo boring and stress inducing. Another map is Waterbite, which I have some progress on (halfway thru CP2) but it's super boring and mentally draining.
Now I've seen sooooo many people on Celestecord be like "if you don't like the maps on hist just don't play them," and for me personally, it's not that simple. Like obviously I know that, and I think other people sorta aiming for these clears knows this also. I still don't know exactly why I want hard list sweep (or if I even want it at all), but I think part of it is simply to prove something of myself. Maybe just to prove that in at least one thing in my life, I am one of the best preforming in. Honestly I could write a whole essay (or maybe video?) on this kinda topic and what it means to me but I'll just stop right here. Basically, please make high quality maps with good gameplay (this is literally impossible but idc at least try).
@ParrotDash sweep
Map: gamebanana.com/mods/379726 (Parrot Dash)
Total: 3:01:38 hours | 2976 deaths
Enjoyability: 93/100
this map is awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I was one of those people kinda doubting the enjoyability of this map cause I've heard plenty of people saying the map is good except final. They were only slightly correct, but I did enjoy most of that room. If I didn't die to the heart, this would probably be one of my favorite celeste maps ever (95/100) but I got pretty tilted from that death especially when it took me an extra 40 minutes for the clear. Keep in mind I used golden strats, which is probably another reason why my clear is so damn fast for a 3*. Also, I did technically have like 3.5 hours on this map, but 1: this was before SJ released so like more than a whole year ago (when I was bad), 2: i only managed to clear the first room, and 3: I CLEARED ROOM 1 IN 6 MINUTES ANYWAYS. I firmly believe this should be lowered to something like high 2* idk. But that being said, I haven't really cleared any low 3* maps at all, 2 of them are mauve/nyoom which is my worst skillset and another is goddamn niatnuoM raebretaW which is 50 minutes long 😭
I'm only kinda going for sweep, but I don't think anyone is realistically able to achieve it right now with the recent updates and additions to hard list. 5B Funnier Version is a huge road block for me, but mainly cause desert seeker looks soo, soooooooo boring and stress inducing. Another map is Waterbite, which I have some progress on (halfway thru CP2) but it's super boring and mentally draining.
Now I've seen sooooo many people on Celestecord be like "if you don't like the maps on hist just don't play them," and for me personally, it's not that simple. Like obviously I know that, and I think other people sorta aiming for these clears knows this also. I still don't know exactly why I want hard list sweep (or if I even want it at all), but I think part of it is simply to prove something of myself. Maybe just to prove that in at least one thing in my life, I am one of the best preforming in. Honestly I could write a whole essay (or maybe video?) on this kinda topic and what it means to me but I'll just stop right here. Basically, please make high quality maps with good gameplay (this is literally impossible but idc at least try).


![Hard Lobby [FC] (All Maps + Berries) | Celeste Secret Santa Collab 2026
the big reveal (again)
Mod: https://gamebanana.com/mods/695378 (many creators)
Total: 58:47:46 hours | 52.1k deaths
(stats do not include submaps)
Notes:
- Some rooms and difficulties may or are outdated as some maps were beaten and recorded pre-release.
- All maps were self-routed except for a select few rooms, so do not expect perfect solutions. - Yes, I self-routed Shadow Wizard Money Gang and CaVerdant CaGardens.
- Echoveil Relics has another ending, although there is nearly no gameplay differences (you dont search for relics and break the final heart instead of saving it)
- Audio is probably inconsistent throughout the video sorry abt that
This is officially the longest video Ive uploaded, surpassing the previous Secret Santa Hard Lobby video. Unlike last time, full clearing everything absolutely made a difference solely due to CVCG which added 10+ hours.
Im in this collab this time! I already made a video on my own map Helix of Atropos, but its still included here for compilation purposes. Overall this is a great lobby, however I did go into the pre-release build expecting every map to function perfectly. Turns out I ended up playtesting for basically every map I played during this time lol. If you want a reference for when these maps were cleared: If my keycaps are black it was pre-release or the week of release, while the new Celeste keycaps meant it was afterwards. I really dont think this lobby will see a full clear for a long time, mainly due to Echoveil Relics being super hard and CaVerdant CaGardens being a miniature 5b Funnier Version. CVCG was actually the last map I cleared, which unintentionally was the correct choice to make given how much of a gauntlet its full clear is, both within the map and surrounding the map (well not talk about the dependencies issues here...). And as mentioned prior, I went into nearly all of these maps blind, self-routing them as I played. So maps like CVCG and SWMG took substantially longer for me to clear, as seen below. However, this extends to nearly every other map as well, such as SNAKE PIT, Pansear C-Sides, and doors that lead to places to name a few. Routing can be really hard and was typically half the playtime on these maps. What Im trying to say is to appreciate clear videos if you use them. Theres a reason why Juckters A Gift From the Stars video has a bajillion views. Anyways, enjoy using this video to help solve that room, verify my hardlist clears, or put on as background noise!
Longest maps to clear:
- CaVerdant CaGardens FC
- Echoveil Relics
- ATTACK! of the Shadow Wizard Money Gang FC
Favorite maps:
- VOX VERITAS
- Sayonara, Mt. Jellyopolis
- Chronostasis
As with last time, my full enjoyability ratings are down below.
Enjoyability List:
As Dust Settles: 93/100
SNAKE PIT: 89/100
How Escher loved his lizards: 97/100
Fugu Foundation: 86/100
Sheltering from the Rain: 97/100
The Day Time Died: 85/100
ATTACK! of the Shadow Wizard Money Gang: 89.5/100
Chronostasis: 98.5/100
Leviathans Oubliette: 95.5/100
The Jet Stream: 96/100
Perennial Gleam: 96/100
silhou: 84/100
Twilight Frostmill: 95/100
rain: 86/100
PANSEAR has FUSION C-SIDES!?: 88/100
VOX VERITAS: 100/100 (go play this map)
/ SYSTEM MELTDOWN /: 95/100
Reckless: 90/100
Aperture Breakthroughs: 93/100
doors that lead to places: 95/100
CaVerdant CaGardens: 75/100
Sleepless Nights: 95/100
GODSPEED: 79/100
Sayonara, Mt. Jellyopolis: 99.5/100 (go play this map)
Helix of Atropos: ITS ME (*fnaf font*)
Echoveil Relics: 78/100
Dahlia: 96/100
Timestamps:
As Dust Settles - 0:00
SNAKE PIT - 8:56
How Escher loved his lizards - 11:58
Fugu Foundation - 16:44
Sheltering from the Rain - 18:24
The Day Time Died - 33:18
ATTACK! of the Shadow Wizard Money Gang - 38:13
Chronostasis - 1:16:47
Leviathans Oubliette - 1:22:51
The Jet Stream - 1:28:07
Perennial Gleam - 1:34:45
silhou - 1:41:26
Twilight Frostmill - 1:45:26
rain - 1:46:58
PANSEAR has FUSION C-SIDES!? - 1:50:56
VOX VERITAS - 1:54:04
/ SYSTEM MELTDOWN / - 2:01:45
Reckless - 2:06:42
Aperture Breakthroughs - 2:11:02
doors that lead to places - 2:16:57
CaVerdant CaGardens - 2:29:28
Sleepless Nights - 3:09:50
GODSPEED - 3:13:59
Sayonara, Mt. Jellyopolis - 3:17:22
Helix of Atropos - 3:28:47
Echoveil Relics - 3:32:53
Dahlia - 3:46:33
Journal - 3:55:21 Hard Lobby [FC] (All Maps + Berries) | Celeste Secret Santa Collab 2026](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/fwK1ADsv8PM/mqdefault.jpg)

![[SDVX] *Feels Seassickness...* (MXM) Clear
yabai hand cam
First 20, lots of usc practice required. Basically waiting for a run to be at 40% at the slow down. Why is this rendered in 30 fps help me please [SDVX] *Feels Seassickness...* (MXM) Clear](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/gPSFQRNRafE/mqdefault.jpg)
![[SDVX] MixxioN (MXM) Clear
15/20
get cheesed idiot. also beat 666
more stalling???? i dont wanna play anyrad [SDVX] MixxioN (MXM) Clear](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/gX-n7GENKhg/mqdefault.jpg)


![[SDVX] MAYHEM (MXM) Clear
6/18 20s
very funny speedcore [SDVX] MAYHEM (MXM) Clear](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/hWChV9nNF6E/mqdefault.jpg)
![10 HARD LIST MAPS
sorry froggo but it had to be done
Maps:
Song For Michael B-Side - tart (https://gamebanana.com/mods/504320)
The Cave B-Side - PulseNotGD (https://gamebanana.com/mods/501140)
Jesters Pity - ySoul72 (https://gamebanana.com/mods/595114)
periwinkle room 1 if it were 3 times as long - emeowvie (https://gamebanana.com/mods/594477)
Room29 - QuiteShape(https://gamebanana.com/mods/619108)
Noisn3sca - ellieapple (https://gamebanana.com/mods/630302)
ChasingKeys City [FC] - Winterline (https://gamebanana.com/mods/585371)
H.M.B.L. - L5he (https://gamebanana.com/mods/585371)
Singularity Station - perilune (https://gamebanana.com/mods/568810)
Singularity Station B-Side - perilune (https://gamebanana.com/mods/568810)
im not putting in the stats thats too much effort lol
im muted in some clips cause my roomates were in the room
Ten hist maps over the course of one month. Technically twelve, but I already uploaded Magma Maelstrom and im the hero got offlist lol. I mainly started this cause I just entered college and had a new set-up, so I wanted to see if I could still play the game in this new environment. This was a kinda dumb question, obviously yes my skill wont disappear with a different desk and chair. The best part of this challenge is playing some maps I never wouldve played otherwise (for better and worse). Jesters Pity especially was a map I didnt expect to enjoy so much.
This was one of the main things I wanted to finish up before locking in on other stuff, aka college and Celeste projects. Im currently working on two maps, one for Secret Ingredient Contest and another for a collab. On top of this, Im ACTUALLY playing desert seeker at least once a week and will start working on a secret thingy that (hopefully) Ill be able to show in time (you can probably guess what it is). I also kind of wanna start moving away from hardlist stuff (which I did kind of say a year ago but uhhhh) and do stuff I can actually feel proud of, which has always been mapping. My mental has been pretty up and down lately, so dont be suprised if I lock myself in a room with Lonn and crank out some map pack or a 50 room map thats a T18 next year.
0:00 - Song For Michael B-Side
2:31 - The Cave B-Side
6:28 - Jesters Pity
10:55 - periwinkle room 1 if it were 3 times as long
11:35 - Room29
13:18 - Noisn3sca
15:41 - ChasingKeys City [FC]
17:55 - H.M.B.L.
24:05 - Singularity Station
31:12 - Singularity Station B-Side
special thanks to hyper for letting me steal his thumbnail idea from 1 STAR HARD LIST 10 HARD LIST MAPS](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/hZSJOOUylkY/mqdefault.jpg)
