Uploaded March 2026 | Updated September 2026, 2 hours ago
this is already outdated but we don't know FOR SURE okay and im done eating slop i will only be eating michelin star rated goldens and hist maps from now on
Mod: gamebanana.com/mods/615835 (krzysiekee)
Total: 122:17:51 hours | 68586 deaths
Enjoyability: 90/100
support ur local artists (jadon): instagram.com/jadons_miscellany
thank you to the histmas group, hyper, burgerhex, zuccanium, and undyne
I recommend reading this part after finishing the video, these are some quick afterthoughts.
I would rather never think about hard list ever again so that's what I'm going to do. Most of my thoughts I've said in the video, but I'll restate that this really was a life-changing experience for me and I REALLY mean it. I know for other victors this map probably didn't matter that much for them, but I don't think I will ever cry over a Celeste map ever again. While I still do feel some sense of shame in how long this took me, looking back at this grind, I now have a much greater appreciation for Celeste as a whole as well as it's players. I think it's amazing how much we can dedicate ourselves to pushing the limits of not only the game, but oneself, and I think that's beautiful. I saw a bilibili comment on Undefined's Mountain's Call platinum, and its stuck in my head since. "Undefined shows us: how high an ordinary person with a heart of love can achieve." As much as I hated the experience of Valhalla itself, I continued pushing on because I truly love this game. And I personally believe anyone can accomplish anything in this game, no matter how difficult, how long, or how complex it is. All it requires is heart and dedication.
Music:
廃棄対象_ｱｦ・ｷﾅ (sasakure.UK × TJ.hangneil) - youtube.com/watch?v=Nm7RFAYdAJ8
∀ (ああああ) - youtube.com/watch?v=NEtf3YPcNfE
Gym Jams (Ceph) - youtube.com/watch?v=md1qsjAHNGk
Korok Forest (Day) - youtube.com/watch?v=sc025TRVSHE
Tectonic Trenches (Dbmaj7) - youtube.com/watch?v=NAUWsZj23oE
QZKago Requiem (t+pazolite) - youtube.com/watch?v=ILUUXnhGbz4
Forever, In Time (Matt Sexton) - youtube.com/watch?v=kO6cfsKm4wI
BLACK SWAN (ぺのれり) - youtube.com/watch?v=4PsEZ-Cl9bc
Last Reflection (Chroma) - youtube.com/watch?v=GtTeMaFgWIs
Endroll (Chroma) - youtube.com/watch?v=t7y3VcanB7c
Timestamps:
0:00 - Intro
1:29 - Reach For The Stars
13:34 - Valhalla Deaths / Talk
18:05 - Valhalla Clear
20:55 - Ending
vod: youtu.be/6wv7wsOucFo
worlds new hardest celeste map (previously hardest celeste map (not really worlds hardest celeste map (just a very difficult celeste map (celeste map equivalent to the solar purgatory or lxvi or reckoning))))
this is already outdated but we don't know FOR SURE okay and im done eating slop i will only be eating michelin star rated goldens and hist maps from now on
Mod: gamebanana.com/mods/615835 (krzysiekee)
Total: 122:17:51 hours | 68586 deaths
Enjoyability: 90/100
support ur local artists (jadon): instagram.com/jadons_miscellany
thank you to the histmas group, hyper, burgerhex, zuccanium, and undyne
I recommend reading this part after finishing the video, these are some quick afterthoughts.
I would rather never think about hard list ever again so that's what I'm going to do. Most of my thoughts I've said in the video, but I'll restate that this really was a life-changing experience for me and I REALLY mean it. I know for other victors this map probably didn't matter that much for them, but I don't think I will ever cry over a Celeste map ever again. While I still do feel some sense of shame in how long this took me, looking back at this grind, I now have a much greater appreciation for Celeste as a whole as well as it's players. I think it's amazing how much we can dedicate ourselves to pushing the limits of not only the game, but oneself, and I think that's beautiful. I saw a bilibili comment on Undefined's Mountain's Call platinum, and its stuck in my head since. "Undefined shows us: how high an ordinary person with a heart of love can achieve." As much as I hated the experience of Valhalla itself, I continued pushing on because I truly love this game. And I personally believe anyone can accomplish anything in this game, no matter how difficult, how long, or how complex it is. All it requires is heart and dedication.
Music:
廃棄対象_ｱｦ・ｷﾅ (sasakure.UK × TJ.hangneil) - youtube.com/watch?v=Nm7RFAYdAJ8
∀ (ああああ) - youtube.com/watch?v=NEtf3YPcNfE
Gym Jams (Ceph) - youtube.com/watch?v=md1qsjAHNGk
Korok Forest (Day) - youtube.com/watch?v=sc025TRVSHE
Tectonic Trenches (Dbmaj7) - youtube.com/watch?v=NAUWsZj23oE
QZKago Requiem (t+pazolite) - youtube.com/watch?v=ILUUXnhGbz4
Forever, In Time (Matt Sexton) - youtube.com/watch?v=kO6cfsKm4wI
BLACK SWAN (ぺのれり) - youtube.com/watch?v=4PsEZ-Cl9bc
Last Reflection (Chroma) - youtube.com/watch?v=GtTeMaFgWIs
Endroll (Chroma) - youtube.com/watch?v=t7y3VcanB7c
Timestamps:
0:00 - Intro
1:29 - Reach For The Stars
13:34 - Valhalla Deaths / Talk
18:05 - Valhalla Clear
20:55 - Ending
vod: youtu.be/6wv7wsOucFo
worlds new hardest celeste map (previously hardest celeste map (not really worlds hardest celeste map (just a very difficult celeste map (celeste map equivalent to the solar purgatory or lxvi or reckoning))))
![[SDVX] MAYHEM (MXM) Clear](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/hWChV9nNF6E/mqdefault.jpg "[SDVX] MAYHEM (MXM) Clear
6/18 20s
very funny speedcore")
![Amoeba [FC] | Celeste Mods](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/jAQGhx5aRwc/mqdefault.jpg "Amoeba [FC] | Celeste Mods
this is like if sick tricks was actually hard list aka its super easy except the last 2 rooms are genuinely made in hell
Map: https://gamebanana.com/mods/486946 (by fref)
Total: 4:08:54 hours | 7350 deaths
Enjoyability: 71/100
Fun map!! Well... at least for the most part. The last 2 rooms I did not have a good time with. I realized that my strats for the 2nd last room werent exactly optimal, but unfortunately I still think that room isnt very fun. I also feel like I shouldve liked final but, the gameplay was getting very annoying for me after a while. I think that all the rooms before these being a lot easier kinda messed up my expectations. The balancing of the level was just completely off, for me at least. Like 7/8ths of my clear time was just from the last 2 rooms, which I think is waayyyy too large. Go play this if you want to, idk
also the new gd 2.2 platformer physics made the game way too easy i have to say this somewhere")
![Nibblz Insanity [FC] | Celeste Mods](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/jCC-W3PLnEg/mqdefault.jpg "Nibblz Insanity [FC] | Celeste Mods
new development: the timer has been exterminated
Map: https://gamebanana.com/mods/469420 (Nibblz wow who wouldve thought)
Total: 1:42:30 hours | 2853 deaths
Enjoyability: 96/100
This is one of the most fun and enjoyable maps ive ever played in this game, almost every single room was super fun to play and get down. Unlike Mauve-esque nyooms, this map has nyoom gameplay that I really really love. It doesnt really feel like nyoom gameplay, and plays more like an input dense techspam map which I love. Unfortunately there is a single flaw in this map and it was room 7. Im not sure if I was just doing the room incorrectly, but I never seemed to get a consistent speed throughout the room. This made it so sometimes Id just clip through the bubbles, which was a bit annoying. I also seemed to be a LOT slower than in Nibblz clear video, so idk really. Other than this room, everything else was incredibly fun and I highly recommend it to anyone at this skill level. I personally think hard list should require an FC to be eligible, as some of the berry rooms really show the difficulty of this map.
still waiting for hard gd platformer map btw")
