Uploaded September 2024 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago
I always thought the OC from Cringe OC Anthem turned out kinda cute, so here's a follow-up song for her. Mind you, in real cringecore fashion, I'm personally of the opinion that the real version is, in fact the nightcore version. Here: youtu.be/waanmCvKu1Q
Thank you, as always to ArwenCuack for the incredible art. Find more of her stuff here:
The artwork done by the ever-talented ArwenCuack, who you can find here:
twitter.com/ArwenCuack
ko-fi.com/arwencuack/commissions
Fairy wings plus the vampire fangs
Too late to ever change
Sparkles up in her mane
Cringecore gosh dang
No cynics up where she hang
The minute that she’s arranged
Gosh damn the game change
No chains, no brains, no shame
Silly name, filly came
To rave until the day
With the OC gang
And the only thang
That’s left is to bang with
Alchemystra Hopefang
Draw Motherfucker, Draw Motherfucker, Draw
Hooves on the holster, coaster on the bar
Go, sir, on your mark
Get ready, get set, start
The melody on the spark
Spaghetti up in the pockets
Ready to talk, got pages up in my moleskin
Pedal to the floor and all four hooves coastin
Plan in motion, solely postin boll-shi
OC Mary Sue fanfic then I ghost bitch
Chrimmus past future
Get your ass to the
Front of class grab the chalkboard
Scratch to it
Now doodle like your name was Selenophile
I mean I take the piss with my tunes im a demon child
Call me Cozy Glow
And when I chose this show
I could’ve only known
Where this approach would go
All my Cs are O and all my Gs are O
I’m the OG OC holy smokes
Fairy wings plus the vampire fangs
Too late to ever change
Sparkles up in her mane
Cringecore gosh dang
No cynics up where she hang
The minute that she’s arranged
Gosh damn the game change
No chains, no brains, no shame
Silly name, filly came
To rave until the day
With the OC gang
And the only thang
That’s left is to bang with
Alchemystra Hopefang
Way to based to trace shit from Hasbro
Way to dang wasted to make this from scratch tho
Pay comish to a chick from the chat blow
Half the damn paycheck on OCs and jack off
Slap a horn onto her face, she’s an alicorn
Saved Equestria from Discord ima warn you
Ima stay for porn too, courtesy of morons who
Dig my scenecore cutie so you better learn to
Like her, love her lust for her
Freckles on her butt fuck it I’m a bust a nut for her
Write a new chapter in her fanfic to fap to
Where she goes lesbian for applejack and dash too
Cum, feel shame store it in the back too
How could I do it to my pure sweet
ROUND TWO
Buck it she’s a full grown mare
I swear the dappled flanks plus face ain’t no fair
Fairy wings plus the vampire fangs
Too late to ever change
Sparkles up in her mane
Cringecore gosh dang
No cynics up where she hang
The minute that she’s arranged
Gosh damn the game change
No chains, no brains, no shame
Silly name, filly came
To rave until the day
With the OC gang
And the only thang
That’s left is to bang with
Alchemystra Hopefang
You can fuckin chalk it up to
Me bein chuckles in a slut
For these multicolored butts
Man I love em
White knuckles on the keys and
A hundred different DMs
Talkin to my artists put a target on OCs friend
Grodie on the Kirin
Gobi on the ears and
Floral shitpost on the cards for the year send-
Pictures to Celestia
Twiggles and the rest of ya
Color scheme guaranteed
Banned from Equestria
Let my obsession impress
The competition
I guess the best decisions
To flex instead of listen
She’s a mess on a mission
In a dress in the kitchen
Bitch it ain’t misogynistic
If she’s pro tradition
She’s my little puritanical into
Yuri, tentacles
Kirby, Antonymph and
Tradwife girly manacles
Multihued and moltin too
New dragonfly wings like a brood of
Changelings
She containing multitudes
Fairy wings plus the vampire fangs
Too late to ever change
Sparkles up in her mane
Cringecore gosh dang
No cynics up where she hang
The minute that she’s arranged
Gosh damn the game change
No chains, no brains, no shame
Silly name, filly came
To rave until the day
With the OC gang
And the only thang
That’s left is to bang with
Alchemystra Hopefang
I always thought the OC from Cringe OC Anthem turned out kinda cute, so here's a follow-up song for her. Mind you, in real cringecore fashion, I'm personally of the opinion that the real version is, in fact the nightcore version. Here: youtu.be/waanmCvKu1Q
Thank you, as always to ArwenCuack for the incredible art. Find more of her stuff here:
The artwork done by the ever-talented ArwenCuack, who you can find here:
twitter.com/ArwenCuack
ko-fi.com/arwencuack/commissions
Fairy wings plus the vampire fangs
Too late to ever change
Sparkles up in her mane
Cringecore gosh dang
No cynics up where she hang
The minute that she’s arranged
Gosh damn the game change
No chains, no brains, no shame
Silly name, filly came
To rave until the day
With the OC gang
And the only thang
That’s left is to bang with
Alchemystra Hopefang
Draw Motherfucker, Draw Motherfucker, Draw
Hooves on the holster, coaster on the bar
Go, sir, on your mark
Get ready, get set, start
The melody on the spark
Spaghetti up in the pockets
Ready to talk, got pages up in my moleskin
Pedal to the floor and all four hooves coastin
Plan in motion, solely postin boll-shi
OC Mary Sue fanfic then I ghost bitch
Chrimmus past future
Get your ass to the
Front of class grab the chalkboard
Scratch to it
Now doodle like your name was Selenophile
I mean I take the piss with my tunes im a demon child
Call me Cozy Glow
And when I chose this show
I could’ve only known
Where this approach would go
All my Cs are O and all my Gs are O
I’m the OG OC holy smokes
Fairy wings plus the vampire fangs
Too late to ever change
Sparkles up in her mane
Cringecore gosh dang
No cynics up where she hang
The minute that she’s arranged
Gosh damn the game change
No chains, no brains, no shame
Silly name, filly came
To rave until the day
With the OC gang
And the only thang
That’s left is to bang with
Alchemystra Hopefang
Way to based to trace shit from Hasbro
Way to dang wasted to make this from scratch tho
Pay comish to a chick from the chat blow
Half the damn paycheck on OCs and jack off
Slap a horn onto her face, she’s an alicorn
Saved Equestria from Discord ima warn you
Ima stay for porn too, courtesy of morons who
Dig my scenecore cutie so you better learn to
Like her, love her lust for her
Freckles on her butt fuck it I’m a bust a nut for her
Write a new chapter in her fanfic to fap to
Where she goes lesbian for applejack and dash too
Cum, feel shame store it in the back too
How could I do it to my pure sweet
ROUND TWO
Buck it she’s a full grown mare
I swear the dappled flanks plus face ain’t no fair
Fairy wings plus the vampire fangs
Too late to ever change
Sparkles up in her mane
Cringecore gosh dang
No cynics up where she hang
The minute that she’s arranged
Gosh damn the game change
No chains, no brains, no shame
Silly name, filly came
To rave until the day
With the OC gang
And the only thang
That’s left is to bang with
Alchemystra Hopefang
You can fuckin chalk it up to
Me bein chuckles in a slut
For these multicolored butts
Man I love em
White knuckles on the keys and
A hundred different DMs
Talkin to my artists put a target on OCs friend
Grodie on the Kirin
Gobi on the ears and
Floral shitpost on the cards for the year send-
Pictures to Celestia
Twiggles and the rest of ya
Color scheme guaranteed
Banned from Equestria
Let my obsession impress
The competition
I guess the best decisions
To flex instead of listen
She’s a mess on a mission
In a dress in the kitchen
Bitch it ain’t misogynistic
If she’s pro tradition
She’s my little puritanical into
Yuri, tentacles
Kirby, Antonymph and
Tradwife girly manacles
Multihued and moltin too
New dragonfly wings like a brood of
Changelings
She containing multitudes
Fairy wings plus the vampire fangs
Too late to ever change
Sparkles up in her mane
Cringecore gosh dang
No cynics up where she hang
The minute that she’s arranged
Gosh damn the game change
No chains, no brains, no shame
Silly name, filly came
To rave until the day
With the OC gang
And the only thang
That’s left is to bang with
Alchemystra Hopefang
![Biggest Dog on the Block - MLP Holiday Parody Music [Explicit Lyrics]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/ojq6OvRCYNU/mqdefault.jpg "Biggest Dog on the Block - MLP Holiday Parody Music [Explicit Lyrics]
Done for the 2022 /mlp/ Secret Santa and set in the Neighborhood shared universe, this story sees a reformed Mr. Paw fall back on some old habits when it comes time to convince the other Diamond Dogs to show a little Hearths Warming cheer. He might be getting on in years a bit, but, well, you read the title. A parody of Slum Chemist by Vinnie Paz.
Mr. Paw artwork was decapitated from a beautiful piece by Fannytastical, go stare in awe at her lovely talents.
Used this instrumental beat over here so do all the nice things to them: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jeDqH1_I8E
mp3 available to download here: https://u.smutty.horse/mjsvvgdffsz.mp3
The dogs of the under bark
The diamond king
Pizza cutter bad beast
I like that y’all consider me the bad dog
Slap box everywhere, splinters when I smash rocks
My blood beastmode, never need to trash talk
And Ima door breaker; tearing out your padlocks
You live in fuckin Underbark and snap claws
Your paws too short to touch stars; that’s raw
So watch a big mouth turn into a cracked jaw
Watch a big house turned into a trash spot
Hit ‘em with the double barrel brass shot
I’m the kettle, and I’m callin out the black pots
I’m the old hat bastard in a past walk
Run faster if I catch ya it’s a wrap doc
Blow the mic out and barking when I blast vox
I sip scotch, set the volume up to CAPSLOCK
Forty years and never opened up my cashbox
Who’s your ghost of Chrimmus present, bitches THAT’S PAW.
It’s Mr P; I’m the biggest dog on the block
It’s Mr P; ain’t no one can fuck with the bark
It’s Mr P; you should never fuck with the geezer
It’s Mr P; toss ya and I’ll box ya like peetzer
It’s Mr P; I’m the biggest dog on the block
It’s Mr P; ain’t no one can fuck with the bark
It’s Mr P; you should never fuck with the geezer
It’s Mr P; toss ya and I’ll box ya like peetzer
These are borderline coroner rhymes
Take a piss on the corner so all the other dogs know it’s mine
It’s Hearths Warming Time
Ordinary words don’t apply
Your grampa Paw, Krampus with a forty and nine
A forty of shine, and keep the bottle in my pocket
Knockin on my balls, so when I’m thirsty I can cock it
Pups can fuckin talk the game, but I already walked it
Preaching in the desert like a motherfuckin prophet
If you think you got the gospel then you need the truth
If you think you gonna scare me then you meet the brute
It’s Hearths Warm all year; I never need a truce
I bring the winter pony party; I don’t need to shoot
This year? It’s a miracle for Chompy too,
Sentimental, cute, if you don’t’n I’ll be chomping you
I never ran in my life, I got my walking shoes
You gonna drop a little cheer, or am I dropping you?
It’s Mr P; I’m the biggest dog on the block
It’s Mr P; ain’t no one can fuck with the bark
It’s Mr P; you should never fuck with the geezer
It’s Mr P; toss ya and I’ll box ya like peetzer
It’s Mr P; I’m the biggest dog on the block
It’s Mr P; ain’t no one can fuck with the bark
It’s Mr P; you should never fuck with the geezer
It’s Mr P; toss ya and I’ll box ya like peetzer
Hearths Warming 2022. It’s a time for love and cheer or swear to fuck I’m coming for you.")
