Uploaded May 2022 | Updated September 2026, 3 weeks ago
A short melody for the ghost of a snowpony coming by the fire to spend a night with the ones she left behind.
A short melody for the ghost of a snowpony coming by the fire to spend a night with the ones she left behind.
![Degenerate Song - My Little Pony Fanmusic [NSFW Lyrics]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/AknLV1DsXu4/mqdefault.jpg "Degenerate Song - My Little Pony Fanmusic [NSFW Lyrics]
Its a weird wonderful fandom out there; and I love the heck out of you people. So allow me to be the first to say: keep loving what you love. And also: Ew, gross.
[Hello bitches! Welcome to the fandom!
I’m Chuckles, and I will be your guide today!
I’d like to invite you into a realm of depravity, debauchery and ear scritchies. You cannot get off this ride, and you are strongly encouraged to keep your hooves and dicks inside the car at all time!]
Now get your asses on your feet for this degenerate song;
We got your shining armor trap he’s lickin Futashy dong;
Now sing along:
We got your schlong and also hoof holding lesbos,
Nose boops, and wing preening, winking and tail bows.
You kinky motherbuckers get your hooves on the rug,
If you wanna be the little spoon for snuggles and hugs.
If you wanna see a human, then your shit outta luck,
Cause you’re rolling with degenerates when you roll with us.
[If you look off to your left you’ll see two men in pony suits performing a convention mating dance. I know that this may be disturbing, but don’t be alarmed, they’re more afraid of you than you are of them, and I assure you that after taking the worst of the interbutts for decades, I’ll be able to keep you safe…oh god they’re charging! Run!]
Cocky motherfucker no skills to back it up;
Rack it up, lyrics on a luggage tag pack it up.
Kitty cat pussies on my cream, they lap it up;
Laughing while I’m jackin it to Skystar’s halibutt-
Five times a day, and I still don’t fap enough;
Braeburn on Big Mac i need that Apple smut.
Snap a nut-
From the strain, and I don’t stop;
The king of kinky singing;
Im the god of sick clop;
This hip hop is here to mash some buttons,
Even Shadman is stepping back when I strut in,
And Marsminer banned my ass from commissions,
Cause I asked the motherfucker for cute cuddles and kissin,’
Tickly whiskers, silly pictures of striped cutes
With nice hooves, that I can jack it all night to.
I came here to fight, I gotta clip full of type two
To snipe you, with the sweetest of waifus.
[chorus]
[Now, after an escape like that it’s important to relax and unwind. Let’s go check out the spa.]
Now I Got Aloe and Lotus gettin weird in the hot tub;
I kinda wish that they would hurry up with the back rub.
Two hundred bits an hour for the massage and dick tug:
Ridiculous I’m putting up with shit like this.
It’s so damn insidious; call the Better Business Bureau I insist;
Simply it’s insensitive, treating paying clients to your lack of loving kindness is it any wonder that I’m pissed?
While I’m lying naked on the table all eleven inches
Flaccid and I’m crying; I should stick inside my comfort zone:
Plushies only kirin, zebras, bison and a little Pone.
Try to find the silver lining that I’ll die alone;
Pilfer all the pillows in the spa and take ‘em home.
Build a fort inside the living room no girls allowed,
Unless they’re Rarity or Rainbow Dash or Pinkie gettin crowded.
Applejack up in the back, don’t know how she found us.
Saddle up; down in the sack; it’s the last roundup.
[chorus]
[Let’s continue our tour into my parents basement, where, I think you’ll agree, my setup is, pretty sweet.]
Dakimakura soft, and the gloves comin off;
I got the plushies with docks; I got the fuzziest socks
You ever seen, with stripes like the pantsu in anime;
I put em on Sunburst, for sure it’s hella gay.
Yellin Yay! when I’m boopin on Fluttershy,
No reason why; I’m just that kinda guy.
I take the Bull by the horns and I flip shit;
Creepin up on Wheelie Bopper grabbin my dipstick;
Gotta check her levels, of lubrication,
License, registration it’s a traffic citation to be
That cute,
Rollin off with a “Toot! Toot!”
Violation drivin codes when she rockin that boot.
Boop Boop! You know what’s coming up next:
Take us up into the hook I’m here for snuggles and sex;
If you right with what I’m saying you don’t wanna be wrong,
So get your asses on your feet for this degenerate song.
[chorus]
[Well, that’s all I have for you today friends. You can try to unbuckle your harness, but I’m sure I told you at the beginning, you can’t get off of Mr Bones Wild Ride. So you stay comfy and enjoy an eternity of pastel pony. I’ll be back with snacks in a couple of days, until then, remember: Cringe Culture is dead, and it’s head is mounted on my wall. Peace out hoes.]
Chuckles OC art by Red Palette.")
![Pony Sex [Remastered] - MLP Fanmusic; Explicit Lyrics](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Dbc3NKnbzh4/mqdefault.jpg "Pony Sex [Remastered] - MLP Fanmusic; Explicit Lyrics
Now with 90% fewer vocal splices and 100% fewer misnaming Velvet Remedy!
So Im by no means a mixing wizard yet, but Ive definitely been feeling the urge to update some of my pieces, especially the ones that have huge ugly Windows Movie Maker Watermarks on them and really sad vocal chops and this is gonna break that in. Plus, having fun learning how to make really basic videos and finding all the different little tools.
Anyway, heres ya go.
Oh yeah, also like a strobing/flashing light warning I guess. Never needed one of those before, but this is new territory. STROBING/ FLASHING EFFECTS.")
