Uploaded June 2021 | Updated September 2026, 3 weeks ago
A Campfire Song from Chuckles for Dustcar Race 23, with responses from Chompy, Direct Current, Violet Ray, Snowy Charm, and Santa Pone,
Hey everypony let me teach you a spell
I learned from a zebra by a wishin well
I said evil enchantress impart to me
A spell to help me sing on key
Now, repeat after me
And she said
Bubble gum walrus Ticky tack shoe
Wallaby puddlehop pickle shampoo
Artichoke Pom Pom jellyfish joys
That’ll cure your singin voice
I said thanks so much for the spell and the fun
Do you have the time for another one?
I’m not a clever pony. You can see from the start.
Could you make me a just a little bit more smart.
And she said
Up, down, left side
A, B, select, and now right
Double crouch, tap A again
And that’ll fix your broken brain
Hoodoo horse you’ve been so kind
I’ve got another thing on my mind
I wake in the mornin to aches and pains
And keep findin white hairs in my mane
And she said
Widdershins sunwise raspberry jam
Calico candle pelican pram
Stomp your hooves, repeat what I sung
Tomorrow morning you’ll feel quite young
Hey witch doctor, you’re a mare of the world
You know money talks like a highschool girl
So, pretty miss Zeeb could you teach me to cast
An incantation for a wad o cash
She said
Billygoat tadpole zodiac zoo
Parallax popcorn meteor moon
Corollary cabbage coconut loins
And poof a big old chest of coins
I said Magic Mare could you teach me a hex
Golds all good, but I really want-
Dear Zebra lady, in the end
The spell I want most is the one for a friend
She said
Chinchilla morning dew
Dolemite chopsticks bugaboo
Take my hoof and I guarantee
That you have found a friend in me
Art by Red Palette
A Campfire Song from Chuckles for Dustcar Race 23, with responses from Chompy, Direct Current, Violet Ray, Snowy Charm, and Santa Pone,
Hey everypony let me teach you a spell
I learned from a zebra by a wishin well
I said evil enchantress impart to me
A spell to help me sing on key
Now, repeat after me
And she said
Bubble gum walrus Ticky tack shoe
Wallaby puddlehop pickle shampoo
Artichoke Pom Pom jellyfish joys
That’ll cure your singin voice
I said thanks so much for the spell and the fun
Do you have the time for another one?
I’m not a clever pony. You can see from the start.
Could you make me a just a little bit more smart.
And she said
Up, down, left side
A, B, select, and now right
Double crouch, tap A again
And that’ll fix your broken brain
Hoodoo horse you’ve been so kind
I’ve got another thing on my mind
I wake in the mornin to aches and pains
And keep findin white hairs in my mane
And she said
Widdershins sunwise raspberry jam
Calico candle pelican pram
Stomp your hooves, repeat what I sung
Tomorrow morning you’ll feel quite young
Hey witch doctor, you’re a mare of the world
You know money talks like a highschool girl
So, pretty miss Zeeb could you teach me to cast
An incantation for a wad o cash
She said
Billygoat tadpole zodiac zoo
Parallax popcorn meteor moon
Corollary cabbage coconut loins
And poof a big old chest of coins
I said Magic Mare could you teach me a hex
Golds all good, but I really want-
Dear Zebra lady, in the end
The spell I want most is the one for a friend
She said
Chinchilla morning dew
Dolemite chopsticks bugaboo
Take my hoof and I guarantee
That you have found a friend in me
Art by Red Palette







![Animal - MLP Fanmusic [Explicit Lyrics]
My favorite part is the wolfgirl awoo in the second chorus. It delights me still.
Many thanks to Chompy for hopping on the chorus to push it down an extra few semitones. I had to get up and record using my morning voice just to get the prechorus down to the fifth, but getting that extra octave is just outside of my range.
An EXTRA saucy song for Bustys Acting Like Animals theme, with many thanks to floralshitpost for the art to go with it. (Which, for the record, was on commission BEFORE this https://youtu.be/zPtMglIaroE came out. Were just having a hivemind moment here.)
Find more of her art here! (NSFW):
https://twitter.com/floralsh_tpost
Song available for free download here: https://www.mediafire.com/file/wfrvvki4qn6bf8i/AnimalWAV.wav/file
Whoa there Fluttershy!
Whoa there! No reason to be like that.
We can talk this through. Easy there, girl; easy there.
Whoa-whoa-whoa-back-back-back-back!
(You’re going to LOVE ME!)
Wahaha it’s a mare in heat
Coming at me Rarity
Head to my feet going weak at the knees
She gonna pounce and I’m scared to be here
Please be gentle carefully dear
Animalistic can’t even see clear
Cannibal vision she gonna eat that meat
Like jeezy petes she’s freaky
And she’s goin creature mode
Say the heat makes her explode
Begging please can I have your foal
Fluttershy bitch I told you no
Scratch that itch with a shaft and tip
She goin down like “how’s the trip”
G and PT disappeared my D
And like “how’s that for a magic trick?”
Twilight hump with a rule and compass
Running that bum like calculus
Just when she finish Pinkie’s twitchin
Shit well here we go again
I’m gonna hit that estrus ass
Dick as big as a Texas hat
And when I flex my checks and cash
I get a bitch like best in class
Mare in the Lexus wreck and crash
Ain’t no sweat gotta Estus flask
You got the breastes? I gotta pass
I wanna come in Rainbow Dash
Animal, animal
Want that
Animal, animal
Want that
Animal, animal
Want that
Animal, animal
So fulla heat like a mare in estrus
She tryna flirt it’s goddamn precious
Go get her friend for a threesome
See son, callin’ that trips, so y’all better check this
Like spike on a checklist, reckless
Pipp just texted sex pics; heck this
High tech, it’s my ticket
Straight to the moon when I fuck a princess
Queen Haven please believe me
I was behaving she tryna freak me
See these likes on her clip trot page
And her blogspot say I got dick for days
Zipp’s the same, even Hitch can say
Izzy told him it was just a phase
Back in the day with Apple J
We used to go for a roll in the (heeeyy!)
They hate me. Cause they ain’t me.
They gatekeep. Cause they can’t keep
Up, and I can’t sleep, cause I’m eight deep
In Pank call it hanky panky
I’m gonna hit that estrus ass
Dick as big as a Texas hat
And when I flex my checks and cash
I get a bitch like best in class
Mare in the Lexus wreck and crash
Ain’t no sweat gotta Estus flask
You got the breastes? I gotta pass
I wanna come in Rainbow Dash
Animal, animal
Want that
Animal, animal
Want that
Animal, animal
Want that
Animal, animal
The birds and the bees when
The herd hits that season
I can’t even reload
When she goin’
Beastmode.
Animal, animal
Want that
Animal, animal
Want that
Animal, animal
Want that
Animal, animal Animal - MLP Fanmusic [Explicit Lyrics]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/G7rYiViR3Co/mqdefault.jpg)


