Uploaded November 2022 | Updated September 2026, 3 weeks ago
Because "Horsemas Lofi" didn't really have the punch to it, and when I went looking for an image that fit I pulled up this old image of Chuckles hanging out and definitely not awkwardly flirting with Frosty Mug at her pub in Neighborhood. And that gave me comfy Horsemas feels, so the title had to adapt a little.
Art is by the inestimable Fannytastical: derpibooru.org/tags/artist-colon-fannytastical
Because "Horsemas Lofi" didn't really have the punch to it, and when I went looking for an image that fit I pulled up this old image of Chuckles hanging out and definitely not awkwardly flirting with Frosty Mug at her pub in Neighborhood. And that gave me comfy Horsemas feels, so the title had to adapt a little.
Art is by the inestimable Fannytastical: derpibooru.org/tags/artist-colon-fannytastical
![Pony Sex [Remastered] - MLP Fanmusic; Explicit Lyrics](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Dbc3NKnbzh4/mqdefault.jpg "Pony Sex [Remastered] - MLP Fanmusic; Explicit Lyrics
Now with 90% fewer vocal splices and 100% fewer misnaming Velvet Remedy!
So Im by no means a mixing wizard yet, but Ive definitely been feeling the urge to update some of my pieces, especially the ones that have huge ugly Windows Movie Maker Watermarks on them and really sad vocal chops and this is gonna break that in. Plus, having fun learning how to make really basic videos and finding all the different little tools.
Anyway, heres ya go.
Oh yeah, also like a strobing/flashing light warning I guess. Never needed one of those before, but this is new territory. STROBING/ FLASHING EFFECTS.")
![Animal - MLP Fanmusic [Explicit Lyrics]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/G7rYiViR3Co/mqdefault.jpg "Animal - MLP Fanmusic [Explicit Lyrics]
My favorite part is the wolfgirl awoo in the second chorus. It delights me still.
Many thanks to Chompy for hopping on the chorus to push it down an extra few semitones. I had to get up and record using my morning voice just to get the prechorus down to the fifth, but getting that extra octave is just outside of my range.
An EXTRA saucy song for Bustys Acting Like Animals theme, with many thanks to floralshitpost for the art to go with it. (Which, for the record, was on commission BEFORE this https://youtu.be/zPtMglIaroE came out. Were just having a hivemind moment here.)
Find more of her art here! (NSFW):
https://twitter.com/floralsh_tpost
Song available for free download here: https://www.mediafire.com/file/wfrvvki4qn6bf8i/AnimalWAV.wav/file
Whoa there Fluttershy!
Whoa there! No reason to be like that.
We can talk this through. Easy there, girl; easy there.
Whoa-whoa-whoa-back-back-back-back!
(You’re going to LOVE ME!)
Wahaha it’s a mare in heat
Coming at me Rarity
Head to my feet going weak at the knees
She gonna pounce and I’m scared to be here
Please be gentle carefully dear
Animalistic can’t even see clear
Cannibal vision she gonna eat that meat
Like jeezy petes she’s freaky
And she’s goin creature mode
Say the heat makes her explode
Begging please can I have your foal
Fluttershy bitch I told you no
Scratch that itch with a shaft and tip
She goin down like “how’s the trip”
G and PT disappeared my D
And like “how’s that for a magic trick?”
Twilight hump with a rule and compass
Running that bum like calculus
Just when she finish Pinkie’s twitchin
Shit well here we go again
I’m gonna hit that estrus ass
Dick as big as a Texas hat
And when I flex my checks and cash
I get a bitch like best in class
Mare in the Lexus wreck and crash
Ain’t no sweat gotta Estus flask
You got the breastes? I gotta pass
I wanna come in Rainbow Dash
Animal, animal
Want that
Animal, animal
Want that
Animal, animal
Want that
Animal, animal
So fulla heat like a mare in estrus
She tryna flirt it’s goddamn precious
Go get her friend for a threesome
See son, callin’ that trips, so y’all better check this
Like spike on a checklist, reckless
Pipp just texted sex pics; heck this
High tech, it’s my ticket
Straight to the moon when I fuck a princess
Queen Haven please believe me
I was behaving she tryna freak me
See these likes on her clip trot page
And her blogspot say I got dick for days
Zipp’s the same, even Hitch can say
Izzy told him it was just a phase
Back in the day with Apple J
We used to go for a roll in the (heeeyy!)
They hate me. Cause they ain’t me.
They gatekeep. Cause they can’t keep
Up, and I can’t sleep, cause I’m eight deep
In Pank call it hanky panky
I’m gonna hit that estrus ass
Dick as big as a Texas hat
And when I flex my checks and cash
I get a bitch like best in class
Mare in the Lexus wreck and crash
Ain’t no sweat gotta Estus flask
You got the breastes? I gotta pass
I wanna come in Rainbow Dash
Animal, animal
Want that
Animal, animal
Want that
Animal, animal
Want that
Animal, animal
The birds and the bees when
The herd hits that season
I can’t even reload
When she goin’
Beastmode.
Animal, animal
Want that
Animal, animal
Want that
Animal, animal
Want that
Animal, animal")
