THE DK CRAP @Snidbert

Snidbert This is not The Decayer App, it is The DK Crap.

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I worked on this Donkey Kong 64 Rap meme off and on for a long time (read: way too long).
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full lyrics:
So they're finally here, performing for nerds
If you know the words, you know the words
Put your hands up, I'm robbing you
Give me your money, or I will shoot
Huh!
DK! Donkey Kong!
He's the leader of the bunch, he rules by force
He crushes his foes with no remorse
He has a gun, but his aim is piss
If he shoots ya, it's gonna miss
He's BiiB, FaaF, and he's also gay
He's the worst member of the KKK
Huh!
KKK! Kool Kong Klub! KKK!
This kong's got style, unlike you
She can shrink in size and say uwu
She's quick and nimble and nimble and quick and quick and nimble
Sheesh
If you do not like her, you are wrong
All her haters can eat my dong
Huh!
DK! Donkey Kong!
He has no style, he has no face
Th-th-th-th-this kong is a fuckin' disgrace
He can can handstand when he can handstand
And stretch his arms out just for Sans
Inflate himself like a fuckin' disgrace
This fuckin' disgrace is a fuckin' disgrace
Guess who's back, back again
Diddy's back, tell a friend
He can get real high with his dank weed
Which he got from Sneed's Feed and Seed
He'll make America great again
When he says a word which starts with "N"
Huh!
DK! Donkey Kong!
Huh!
And then there's Chunky
He's dead.

JK! He isn't dead!

Creepy ambience sound effect credit: youtube.com/watch?v=tXRy0BnIoNA

updated 2 years ago

THE DK CRAP

Snidbert 2022-01-12 | This is not The Decayer App, it is The DK Crap.

if you came from @donthaveaniceday on tiktok, that’s me

I worked on this Donkey Kong 64 Rap meme off and on for a long time (read: way too long).
If you don't sub to me, you're a frickin' disgrace.

full lyrics:
So they're finally here, performing for nerds
If you know the words, you know the words
Put your hands up, I'm robbing you
Give me your money, or I will shoot
Huh!
DK! Donkey Kong!
He's the leader of the bunch, he rules by force
He crushes his foes with no remorse
He has a gun, but his aim is piss
If he shoots ya, it's gonna miss
He's BiiB, FaaF, and he's also gay
He's the worst member of the KKK
Huh!
KKK! Kool Kong Klub! KKK!
This kong's got style, unlike you
She can shrink in size and say uwu
She's quick and nimble and nimble and quick and quick and nimble
Sheesh
If you do not like her, you are wrong
All her haters can eat my dong
Huh!
DK! Donkey Kong!
He has no style, he has no face
Th-th-th-th-this kong is a fuckin' disgrace
He can can handstand when he can handstand
And stretch his arms out just for Sans
Inflate himself like a fuckin' disgrace
This fuckin' disgrace is a fuckin' disgrace
Guess who's back, back again
Diddy's back, tell a friend
He can get real high with his dank weed
Which he got from Sneed's Feed and Seed
He'll make America great again
When he says a word which starts with "N"
Huh!
DK! Donkey Kong!
Huh!
And then there's Chunky
He's dead.

JK! He isn't dead!

Creepy ambience sound effect credit: youtube.com/watch?v=tXRy0BnIoNA

happy spooky month! #monstermashup

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Doin Your Mummy (Monster Mash x Doin Your Mom)

Snidbert 2024-10-02 | Ray "Boris" Johnson and the Fatty Kickers come together to bring you this mashup of "Doin' Your Mom" and "The Monster Mash"

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I flew across the country for a meme

Snidbert 2024-09-21 | You know I had to do it to em, ten years later.
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Background music is "Fluffing a Duck" by the great Kevin MacLeod

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twasted (ytp collab entry)

Snidbert 2024-09-21 | yeah

not my best work, but eh, here it is.

I visited where @SuperCarLucky did it to em, 10 years later after he did; it wasnt worth it tbh

Snidbert 2024-09-02 | #luckyluciano #youknowihadtodoittoem
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i want a divorce #asdfmovie15 #memes

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whos a good boy? #asdfmovie #meme #memes

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what time is it?

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doof

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are you an angel? #memes #asdfmovie9 #funny

Snidbert 2024-07-08 | #biblicallyaccurateangel
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asdfmovie15.5 (ytp)

youre getting mugged? #asdfmovie #memes

Snidbert 2024-07-01 | ...

youre getting mugged? #asdfmovie #memes

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Rush E but its Morshu

Snidbert 2024-04-21 | In this video, Morshu (hit video game and YTP character from Link: The Faces of Evil) hums Rush E (A "Russian Style" song by YouTuber Sheet Music Boss)

Part of this video was shamelessly taken from youtube.com/watch?v=q-1NhBm1LI4

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the riddler vs batman

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@cs188 demonetizes your mom [YTP collab entry]

Snidbert 2024-02-01 | demonetization of memes over copyright concerns is a subject that hits close to home for me, so of course i had to enter this collab.

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DK Rap but every lyric is DK Donkey Kong

Snidbert 2023-10-27 | from the maker of "The DK Crap" and "Radioactive but I'm waking up" comes a new video

I've been gone for over three months. But rest assured, this is not what you've been waiting three months for.

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YTP: How to En Passant

Snidbert 2023-07-08 | in this amazing youtube poop, triple s games explains how not to play chess (it's like 5D Chess With Multiverse Time Travel, except without multiverse time travel)

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rolling down in the deep

Snidbert 2023-05-27 | just an old remix of mine, reworked for the shorts format
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Meme Anthology Vol. 2

Snidbert 2023-05-02 | idk if this format warrants a vol. 3. or even a vol. 2, for that matter.

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Whoppin Your Mom

Snidbert 2023-04-01 | (if the comments don't make sense, it's because this video was a fake face reveal for april fools)

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the nation that we will make great again (short)

Snidbert 2023-03-04 | just a meme i made years ago, repackaged as a youtube short

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Marxism Explained by an Idiot

Snidbert 2023-02-18 | you can tell i'm an authority on marxism because i have more youtube subscribers than you

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YTP- Scozz 2: The Return of Wot

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The Ligma Iceberg EXPLAINED

Snidbert 2022-12-03 | This video was originally posted on my secondary channel. I have decided to scrap the secondary channel, and post the content on my main.

marxism explained by an idiot (short)

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#shorts
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dk crap short (full version in pinned)

Snidbert 2022-10-27 | #shorts
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mario high hopes meme short (check pinned for full version)

Snidbert 2022-10-17 | #Shorts
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The DK Rap but its the Cleveland Show theme

Snidbert 2022-09-30 | If you like DK Rap remixes, you may enjoy the DK Crap
youtube.com/watch?v=obqse6oTzn8

Lyrics:
His name is Donkey Kong and he is proud to be
The leader of the bunch, the Kong family
There's Lanky and Cranky and even a croc
There's Chunky and Funky who has a big cock
So put your hands together if you wanna clap
He has a funny face, this is the DK Rap
Huh!

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Glimpse of Sus (meme)

Snidbert 2022-09-21 | be sure to check out part 2 of this video: youtube.com/shorts/AbiZOQaCZ5M

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ill blow up into smithereens

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top 15 rap lyrics of all time

Snidbert 2022-08-01 | these are the 15 indisputably best and hardest bars of all time
top 15 rap lyrics of all time

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So What by P!NK but I made it worse

Snidbert 2022-06-30 | well, "worse" is subjective, technically. personally, i think ytp/soundclown/mashup remixes are always better.

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get morbed lol

Snidbert 2022-05-26 | this isn't what i've been working on (and procrastinating on) for the past couple weeks, it's just something i made in a few minutes and decided i wanted to upload
#shorts#morbiussweep

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Barthur ⁽ʸᵗᵖ ᶜᵒˡˡᵃᵇ ᵉⁿᵗʳʸ⁾

Snidbert 2022-03-31 | I edited memes into an episode of Arthur.

This is a YouTube Poop featuring Arthur Read and Matt Damon. It was made for a collab hosted by Schaff Classic (aka Schaffrillas), which can be found at youtu.be/AjURAcCL6BQ

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Based on what?

Snidbert 2022-03-16 | based on the numbers, based on the production, based on the wins...
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america will never be a country

Snidbert 2022-02-22 | trump memes were more relevant back when he was president but oh well #shorts

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ConnorEatsAss

Snidbert 2022-01-31 | maybe this should have been a second channel upload. #shorts

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2022.mp4

Snidbert 2022-01-01 | Happy New Year and all that jazz.
#shorts

Bully Maguire in King of the Hill

Snidbert 2021-12-28 | sand counts as dirt, right? #shorts

The First Noel but its totally normal, nothing to see here

Snidbert 2021-12-18 | the first noel, the second noel, the third noel, the fourth noel

the sun will come out

Snidbert 2021-12-04 | this video is probably better than NBC's Annie Live

#shorts

Get Sussy- Daft Impostor

Snidbert 2021-11-30 | just a little something to tide the fans over until my next actually good upload

this is a haha funny among us/amogus parody of "get lucky" by daft punk and pharrel williams

#shorts

roses are red #shorts

Snidbert 2021-11-09 | at some point, this channel produced some actually good content. that may not be the case in the future.

roses are red, violets are blue, super smash bros. for wii u

When someone says his name isnt Dark Vader

Snidbert 2021-10-28 | "Wow, you're a real Star Wars nerd, aren't you?"
Emperor Palpatine, Lego Star Wars: the New Yoda Chronicles
#shorts

I know I said biweekly, but whatever. I can upload on whatever schedule I want. If I want to upload weekly, I will. If I want to disappear for a month, I might.

i have been lying to all of you

Snidbert 2021-10-21 | i am terribly sorry. we need to talk. i have made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement.

also, since my entire channel has been demonetized, why not donate to me via ko-fi?
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go to the church and ask god to give you a fat fuggin ass

Snidbert 2021-10-15 | maybe i'll upload a non- #shorts video soon. maybe i won't.

but you didnt have to suck me off #shorts

Snidbert 2021-10-14 | I know that feeling, Gotye. Some of my homies forget to say "no homo" sometimes.

the funniest video in recorded history

Snidbert 2021-10-02 | haha yes, this big chungus space jam amogus reddit omni-man meme is extremely funny

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