2. Cadillac Desert. Reisner, Marc, and Lawrie Mott. Cadillac Desert: The American West and Its Disappearing Water. Penguin Books, 2017.
3. Not used as a source for the video, but the timeline Wikipedia has of the Central Valley Project is worth a look for its scope and detail en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Central_Valley_Project
12. About halfway through making the video I discovered a PhD thesis that basically said everything I wanted to say but smarter and with more detail. So, for more information in general, this is your best bet. https://digitalassets.lib.berkeley.edu/etd/ucb/text/Scoville_berkeley_0028E_19782.pdf
2. Cadillac Desert. Reisner, Marc, and Lawrie Mott. Cadillac Desert: The American West and Its Disappearing Water. Penguin Books, 2017.
3. Not used as a source for the video, but the timeline Wikipedia has of the Central Valley Project is worth a look for its scope and detail en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Central_Valley_Project
12. About halfway through making the video I discovered a PhD thesis that basically said everything I wanted to say but smarter and with more detail. So, for more information in general, this is your best bet. https://digitalassets.lib.berkeley.edu/etd/ucb/text/Scoville_berkeley_0028E_19782.pdfThe Long Winding Path to Americas Stupidest WarSarcasmitron2026-09-02 | We did it, Patrick! We saved the Middle East!
Sources: Nicholas Blanford - Warriors of God Jason Burke - The Revolutionists David Crist - The Twilight War Dalia Dassa Kaye - Enduring Hostility Martin Indyk - Innocent Abroad Vali Nasir - Iran’s Grand Strategy Vali Nasir - The Shia Revival Benjamin Netanyahu - Fighting Terrorism Benjamin Netanyahu - Terrorism: How the West Can WinI Wish It Were About OilSarcasmitron2026-02-18 | Go to https://ground.news/sarcasmitron to unlock tools for comparing news coverage on this election, and to stay informed on world news. Subscribe through my link for 40% off unlimited access.
Sources: Things Are Never So Bad They Can’t Get Worse by William Neumann The Real Target of Trump’s War on Drug Boats newyorker.com/news/the-lede/the-real-target-of-trumps-war-on-drug-boats The Fight for the Latino Vote in Florida newyorker.com/magazine/2019/09/23/the-fight-for-the-latino-vote-in-florida You can watch my other video on Venezuela here for more information: The Rise and Fall (And Rise and Fall) of Venezuela youtu.be/Xtb3s7EBVX0 For more on the foreign policy component of the 70s white backlash, The Invisible Bridge and Reaganland by Rick Perlstein are a good start.Ukraine After 4 Years of WarSarcasmitron2025-12-27 | This was meant to be a short easy video, but I ended up using it as a lab to try out things I wanted to do in the Israel/Palestine video. Because of that, the script was finalized before a lot that happened this year, so I apologize if it feels like it skipped over important things.
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1. I decided to look up what Rice and Gates had to say about this meeting in their memoirs.
From Condi: "[Bush and Putin] then turned to missile defense, agreeing to find a way to cooperate. I believe now that there was some miscommunication between them, but I didn't catch it at the time. The President was trying to t make clear that he wouldn't reverse the decision to place sites in Poland and the Czech Republic. Putin was offering alternate sites. Yet we were encouraged by Putin's reference during the press conference that afternoon to missile defense as an area of 'strategic partnership" and his proposal that we continue the conversation in the forum of the NATO Russia Council. The President and Putin agreed to have Bob Gates and me follow up with a visit to Moscow."
And from Gates: "We offered a new proposal for joint cooperation, in developing a missile defense architecture that would defend Europe, the Us, and Russia, accepted Putin's offer for radar information sharing with a view towards creating an integrated command and control of US and Russian missile defense. proposed transparency measures including personnel exchnages that would allow the Russians to monitor our system, and for us to particpiate in their system. [...]and a commitment to make our system operational only when warranted by the evolving threat. Putin seemed genuinely interested in these ideas and admitted that we had made some interesting proposals. [...] But The Russians felt that the written version of what Condi and I had offered at the Putin's dacha, "diluted" what we had said. The only change made in the written version was to note that the presence of Russian officers at our sites in Poland and the Czech Republic would, of course, requite the consent of those governments."
So once again the critical issue seemed to be "Does central eastern europe deserve sovereignty?"The American Origins of Putins MadnessSarcasmitron2023-11-01 | It's finally here! Having exhausted all rationalist economic and geopolitical explanations for the war in Ukraine. We dive into the maelstrom of self-exculpation, paranoia, and historical revisionism that has characterized not just modern Russia, but the world in general this past decade, to try and find out if perhaps the lies we tell about the past have a stronger influence on our future than we'd like to think. Follow Me on Twitter @: twitter.com/afran90 Follow Me on better Twitter @: https://bsky.app/profile/sarcasmitron.bsky.social Patronize Me @: patreon.com/user?u=2646842 Footnotes: docs.google.com/document/d/1SOWin3X8GSq3aTLj7QBf1eT6xQ2lOkUDQS2TjHCQsw8/edit?usp=sharingAnswers to QuestionsSarcasmitron2023-05-11 | I don't know why I used Age of Empires sounds, they were already on my hard drive and it was the first idea that popped into my head. Follow Me @ twitter.com/afran90 Patronize Me @ patreon.com/user?u=2646842Midwestern Marx Made A Bad Tiktok Also Q+A announcementSarcasmitron2023-04-26 | Hello! Sorry for the delay. Here's a dumb short video I made because I was mildly annoyed by a lazy Tiktok. Also you can ask me questions here, I'll answer them maybe, Follow Me @: twitter.com/afran90 Patronize Me @: patreon.com/user?u=2646842WhatIfAltHist and the Reactionary Origins of Boomer HatredSarcasmitron2023-03-11 | This is one of the first times I've felt that I've lived up to the name "Sarcasmitron"
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0. It is worth noting that the natural gas theory is entirely implausible. By annexing Crimea, Russia only stole about 60-70 trillion cubic feet of natural gas. Which could only be tapped (expensively) at a rate of about 1 trillion cf a year, max. This is enough to damage Ukraine's economy but not enough to change the picture as far as energy strategy in Europe. Norway alone exports 4 trillion cf of natural gas a year.
2. Iraq, of course, is the canonical example of America being unable to get the rest of NATO to join in on a military adventure. People with a more conspiratorial view of NATO sometimes point to the use of NATO infrastructure for the interventions in Kosovo and Libya, but in both these cases this was the result of a compromise in a situation in which Europe wanted the war more than the US, but didn't have the means to fight it on it's own. (The Libyan war was an initiative of Nicholas Sarkozy, and Clinton had promised not to send ground troops to Yugoslavia due to the wars unpopularity, and so making it a "NATO" mission allowed
4. The evidence that America pressured Russia into doing Shock Therapy is surprisingly thin, given it's a common assumption. I read the 4 most popular English language accounts of Russia in the 90s that make this claim and all of them basically either rely on fraudulent sources or none at all. The 1998 Nation magazine article "The Harvard Boys Do Russia" by Janine Wedel which is often presented as evidence, is mostly based on a fictional book called "How America Created the New Oligarchy" by a woman named Anne Williamson, who seems to have tried to make a career of shopping around a manuscript to different writers telling them that it was for a book that was just about to be published, but never was.
"The Shock Doctrine" by Naomi Klein alleges that Bush pressured Gorbachev to do shock therapy by threatening to withhold aid unless Gorbachev gave up on gradual reform at the 1991 G7 meeting, however this contradicts both the declassified transcript of the conversation, and the description of the event in Gorbachev's memoirs.
"Globalization and It's Discontents" by Joseph Stiglitz mostly covers Stiglitz tenure at the World Bank and the CEA, which mostly took place after Yeltsin had given up on Shock Therapy in 1994, but he blames Larry Summers for not making more aid dependent on legal reform rather than making it dependent on more privatization. As I'll describe later, the decision to give Russia lots of aid in 1996 was a political decision and didn't hinge on either privatization or rule of law.
5. In the English transcript, it's explicitly stated that this was a hypothetical deal that could be made at the coming German reunification negotiations. When those negotiations actually came and the white house had revoked the offer, Gorbachev didn't have the leverage to prevent German reunification, and so had to settle for an agreement that no NATO infrastructure would be deployed on East German soil (and aid money).
https://nsarchive.gwu.edu/document/16116-document-05-memorandum-conversation-between Sarotte, M. E. "Not One Inch: America, Russia, and The Making of the Post-Cold War Stalemate" Ch. 3
6. To make a long story short, James Baker's offer was a hypothetical of what could be agreed to at a six party negotiation on the terms by which East and West Germany would be reunified. During that conference, America was able to negotiate the Soviets down to a ban on deployments of non-German NATO troops to East Germany. But, the Germans, desperate to get the deal done, decided to grease the skids by telling the Russians there would be no expansion, behind the American delegation's back. Sarotte, M. E. "Not One Inch: America, Russia, and The Making of the Post-Cold War Stalemate" Ch. 3
7. Gorbachev M. S. "Memoirs" 1996 Ch. 27-29
Continued in Pinned Comment...A Short History of the War in Donbas 2014 2022Sarcasmitron2022-08-03 | Part 2 of this four-part series about Russia's war on Ukraine, covers Russia's first invasion of the country in 2014, and how despite not accomplishing much on the battlefield, Russia was able to convince the world through propaganda that Ukraine was simply having a civil war, and go mostly unpunished. A success that would lead Russia to launch more ambitious propaganda operations in the coming following years.
Footnotes are in the pinned comments.How Ukraines Fake Culture War Became a Real Geopolitical ConflictSarcasmitron2022-05-17 | Part one of a series where I try to figure out why Russia invaded Ukraine. The outline for the series will go something like this
Part One: A history of Ukraine before the war, and how its incredibly Byzantine politics accidently sucked in its paranoid neighbor. Part Two: A history of Russia's war on Ukraine from 2014 to the escalation in 2022, and how it ended up sparking a new Cold War. Part Three: A survey of all the popular theories of why Russia invaded Ukraine and why they're wrong, and a history of American foreign policy in Eastern Europe, especially NATO expansion. Part Four: The incredibly stupid and insane story of a fringe political sect and how it connects to both the war and a lot of other terrible things that have happened in the last 10 years.
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1. For more about the 90s in Ukraine see Åslund, Anders. How Ukraine Became a Market Economy and Democracy. Illustrated, Peterson Institute for International Economics, 2009.(B) and Taras Kuzio (2007) Oligarchs, Tapes and Oranges: ‘Kuchmagate’ to the Orange Revolution, Journal of Communist Studies and Transition Politics, tandfonline.com/doi/pdf/10.1080/13523270701194839 I should note there is one major difference between Ukraine and the typical post-Soviet story: Whereas most Eastern European coutries embarked on a program of "Shock Therapy," Ukraine's transition from socialism to capitalism was extremely gradual.(C) It was, in fact, quite fashionable among neoliberal economists to point to Ukraine's relatively anemic growht as proof that they were right about Shock Therapy, and the negative effects of Shock Therapy on Russia and Poland represented the best of a set of bad options. You don't hear that argument so often now.
5. It's worth quoting Åslund here, because the story is funny: "Kuchma courted NATO by all means. In May 2002, he announced that Ukraine's ultimate goal was to join NATO. In November 2002, NATO held a summit in Prague, which Kuchma gate-crashed despite NATO having made clear that it did not invite him.
6. Åslund, A 2009, p. 180-185
7. The Testimony of Viktor Yushchenko for the George W. Bush Presidential Library's "Freedom Collection" contains numerous examples of fraud schemes. youtube.com/watch?v=mdqavNccy-I
8. More "Freedom Collection" testimony detailing the negotiations between Yushchenko, the security services and Kuchma. (D) youtube.com/watch?v=TQVWcMJpFng
9. Åslund, A 2009 p. 106-112
10. Taras Kuzio (2012) Yushchenko versus Tymoshenko: Why Ukraine’s National Democrats Are Divide p. 201-228 https://demokratizatsiya.pub/archives/21_2_45116502502196T3.pdf
14. A Full transcript of the memo Glazyev wrote to the Kremlin can be found linked here. While Glazyev denies writing the memo, he did admit it came from the Kremlin and it bears several own eccentric ideological idees fixes. https://zn.ua/ukr/internal/o-komplekse-mer-po-vovlecheniyu-ukrainy-v-evraziyskiy-integracionnyy-process-_.html
16. Der Spiegel put out a very detailed expose of how the negotiations broke down between Yanukovych and the EU from the point of view of the EU. https://www.spiegel.de/international/europe/war-in-ukraine-a-result-of-misunderstandings-between-europe-and-russia-a-1004706-amp.html
Footnotes continue into pined comments...The Halloween Massacre of 1975Sarcasmitron2021-10-31 | Another quickie, a big substantial video is still on the way, I've gotten way too perfectionistic about it, I'm afraid.
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The real next video should be out in about a week Patronize Me @ patreon.com/user?u=2646842 Tweet Me @ twitter.com/afran90PragerU on NazisSarcasmitron2021-05-20 | Petition to get Candace Owens listed as a Righteous Among The Nations for enduring her harrowing transatlantic business class flight to Israel.
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Music Credits Here Because I forgot to put them in the video: Ariel Pink - Round and Round Kelly Bailey - Unforseen Consequences Wu Tang Clan - C.R.E.A.M. Erik Satie - Gnossiene No. 3Abigail Shrier Is Yelling Fire In A Crowded TheaterSarcasmitron2020-12-31 | Hi friends, what are your thoughts on this topic? Have you been force-femme'd by any social media sites? Which ones? Sound off in the comments! Follow Me On Twitter @ twiter.com/afran90 Sign Up For My Patreon @ patreon.com/user?u=2646842
Ty Turner's response to the accusation. youtube.com/watch?v=B5kkg90rL1MCongratulations, That Was The Easy PartSarcasmitron2020-11-08 | Glad, I remembered at the last moment that using the Limp Bizkit version would be a hundred times funnier than the original
A Real Video should be coming out soon.Dineshs Hillarys America Part 2 The Second RedemptionSarcasmitron2020-06-16 | It's been a dramatic few weeks. Hopefully this will enlighten people about how things got so bad. I really appreciate having this platform. I don't know what I'd do with myself if I couldn't channel my anger (and guilt) into this stuff.
Some Sources: Nixonland: The Rise of a President and the Fracturing of America - Rick Perlstein, 2008 Before The Storm: Barry Goldwater and the Unmaking of the American Consensus - Rick Perlstein, 2001 The Long Reach of the Sixties: LBJ, Nixon, and the Making of the Contemporary Supreme Court - Laura Kalman, 2017 Never Had It Made: An Autobiography - Jackie Robinson, Alfred Duckett
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Up next: Dinesh D'Souza's D'Hillary's D'America Part Deux
The classical pieces are Vivaldi's Four Seasons and Schubert's Ave Maria.Paul Joseph Watson DESTROYS Paul Joseph Watson on Syria and IranSarcasmitron2020-01-29 | Alternative Title: 2 Takes 1 Paul.
Paul has always basically been the newsreader from a dystopia themed episode of Dr. Who. But last week felt extra dystopian.
Follow Me On Twitter @ twitter.com/afran90 Support Me on Patreon @ patreon.com/user?u=2646842Hillarys America Dineshs Hate Drunk HistorySarcasmitron2019-10-31 | Part 1 of 2 This wasn't originally planned as a two-parter so the first is a bit movie review heavy and the second half will be a bit history heavy, but the real coup de grace on Dinesh's scam comes in the second part.
During the gap between this and the last video I wrote a number of scripts so the gap between videos should be shorter from here on out.
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I made the Hitler speech part of the music line up with Pat Buchanan talking because I'm a master of subtlety.
Follow Me @ twitter.com/afran90Black Pigeon Speaks Teaches EconomicsSarcasmitron2018-11-21 | This might be the only video about the Federal Reserve that isn't a loony tunes conspiracy theory.
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Follow Me @ twitter.com/afran90natural subtletySarcasmitron2018-06-07 | As of this upload, Detroit: Become Human has a 79 on Metacritic. It has a scene where a robot is fighting its evil clone and the robot's friends has to figure out which one is the real robot.
This CrowBCat shit is harder than it looks.
Follow Me @ twitter.com/afran90The Alt Right At WarSarcasmitron2018-05-24 | The age of European nationalism gave us the 1848 revolutions, The Crimean War, The Scramble for Africa, The Franco-Prussian Wars, the Schleswig-Holstein wars, The Great Northern War, The Russo-Japanese War, the Spanish-American War, the colonization of India, The two World Wars and of course, the Holocaust. But maybe this new generation of nationalists taking over our countries are genuine in their peacenik promises.
CBS News Report from Douma youtube.com/watch?v=wkz5nHqGZIoVideo Games Portrayed by Alex JonesSarcasmitron2018-05-15 | My next real video is taking forever so here's a fucking meme. Next video is either about Call of Duty or how the alt-right and mainstream right reconcile their differences on foreign policy.No Bullshit Is Not SmartSarcasmitron2018-05-06 | ...and water is wet, right? I'm going to have to do a long ass episode about immigration as a whole one day.
Follow me on Twitter @ twitter.com/afran90The Fabulous Imagination of Stefan MolyneuxSarcasmitron2018-02-25 | Stefan Molyneux ended up being a significantly nuttier than I thought he would. This video went through like 3 iterations and was originially like an hour long, there was a lot I ended up cutting out that I wish I could keep in. Mainly more detailed debunking of the big "Muslim's are pure evil" narrative. So anyway here are some sources that will disabuse of these notions. I have deliberately selected sources that cannot safely be accused of being Post-Modernist anti-White cultural Marxists. Oh who am I kidding, they'll accuse anyone of being anti-White.
Books on Slavery: River of Dark Dreams: Slavery and Empire in the Cotton Kingdom by Walter Johnson The Half Has Never Been Told: Slavery and the Making of American Capitalism by Edward Baptist Islam's Black Slaves by Ronald Segal is the listed source for Peter Hammond's (and by extension Stefan's) facts and figures about the Trans-Saharan/Swahili Coast slave trades, it tells a completely different story from that of Hammond and Molyneux. (Hilariously on the Amazon page for this book there is a one star review from a guy who's pissed that the book wasn't as Islamophobic as promised by Hammond's lies about it.)
Books consulted for Crusades history: Western Europe in the Middle Ages: A Short History by Joseph Strayer The History of the Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire by Edward Gibbon The Middle East: A Brief History of the Last 2,000 Years by Bernard Lewis
Also if the sentence "The Colonialism that occured under Christianity had a benevolence that's hard to imagine," doesn't make you want to vomit, may I recommend King Leopold's Ghost by Adam Hochschild There will be people who say Adorno's writings on music were more nuanced than I'm making them out to be. These people are liars.
Follow Me @ twitter.com/afran90Gorogoa ReviewSarcasmitron2018-01-12 | Poor puzzle games. Remember when people said it couldn't be a game if it had a failstate?
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Sean Bean did a good job, I thought.
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Follow Sarcasmatron at twitter.com/afran90How to Make a TutorialSarcasmitron2017-09-30 | A tutorial on tutorials. Tutorialception! That joke's not dated, is it?Youre Wrong About GraphicsSarcasmitron2017-06-20 | Please stop saying stupid crap about graphics, it's killing me.