Fernando and the Orb of Gaia - Illustrated Audiobook Greasy Tales 2014-08-19 | This is the result of a collab where I drew all the art and anyone could help write it.Contributors:igetwetgrimalkinEvil MooDeaner LATS StalkerMr. HandPickleGrumpy LuggyScrath FolchesterenlolimeZanzabar AlexanderSteEllo Guv'ner Brandon AlpertBard of the VoidDerpSpace LemonDoomroarThe Mongoose of YoreChristian Raúl BuenoSexuaLobsterThanks everyone who wrote something, even if I didn't use it. Together we came up with an amazing story I never would have thought up on my own.If you like my stuff and want to see more of it, consider becoming a patron http://patreon.com/sexualobsterMy facebook page: facebook.com/greasytales
Despair Greasy Tales 2022-11-25 | This cartoon was made possible by my patrons. If you would like to see more cartoons like this consider becoming my patron! http://patreon.com/sexualobsterBecome a sweaty walrus! Join my discord: discord.gg/cAMyP22Sequel to Regret: youtube.com/watch?v=HRRDcqpxMroMusic:sexualobster.bandcamp.com/track/despair-themesexualobster.bandcamp.com/track/please-give-me-my-gun-backCheck out OceJosh, he voiced Ferris: youtube.com/channel/UC08pyRD4Cdn9bZIxiskMc9A
Vile Little Goblin #music Greasy Tales 2022-10-29 | This cartoon was made possible by my patrons. If you would like to see more cartoons like this consider becoming my patron! http://patreon.com/sexualobsterBecome a sweaty walrus! Join my discord: discord.gg/cAMyP22sexualobster.bandcamp.com/track/vile-little-goblinsexualobster.bandcamp.com/track/goblin-outroLYRICS:I’m a vile little goblinHiding in my cave,Wet skin, heart throbbinI’m digging up some bonesGonna build a friend so I won’t be all aloneI'm a moist hole residentCouldn't call me a gentViolence is my precedentBut if you gaze, beyond the crustYou will find that my heart is ready to bust My cave is cosy and its tightYour hands would feel nice on my wet stalactiteOriginal G, from the ancient stories toldExcept I don't guard bridges and I have no goldDark desires delicious and sweetWalking pantsless down the street Sniff out the ladies with my bulbous noseTell ‘em “Hey babe, I wanna suck your toes” Living in the damp is fine by me, No lights, no lamp, it all swings free Mmmm…My skin all different sorts of greenDozens of warts covers my tiny peenI don't need pants/don’t need a shirt 'cause my fur is thick and juicyRunning in the moonlight with actor Gary Busey I scurry up a leg, bite the first thing I see Then I get booted into a tree Stole a big bag of mushrooms, I took it from a mage He tried to cast a spell on me I keep him in a cage Every night you’ll find me stabbingStray travellers and knavesMy heart is black and rottenFrom the violence that I craveI’m a vile little Goblin,hiding in my cave,Wet eyes, hard sobbing Lyrics by Bullet 1289donkosaurusThe Drunken CowardThe Lord and Saviour, Catto ChristCoverEyeSchwifty McNiftythisnameismineMungulorZoey HayeszombiechaddyEsteemed ReptileGonzalo Ayala IbarreAl_sprays_paintShallow GodOUTRO LYRICS:Soggy moldy bread, stinky rotten cheeseSawdust in my head, bedding full of fleasCreeping up at night with a greedy, fiendish grinSnatching up your coins, take your horse for a spin...Damsel in distress, need a hero on the doubleBut the only ones around don't even have stubbleOne more time I play the part, helping heroes get their startSwinging 'round my rusty knife, die again, fuck my lifeLook at me with terror, or a soft and tender gaze. They call me goblin cause I'm always goblin mayonnaise Outry lyrics by K RyuzakiTeKen_Nationbigtasty67EsterK13Composition draws from Córdoba by Isaac Albéniz
BUY WALRUS NFTs Greasy Tales 2022-08-26 | Become a sweaty walrus! Join the Walrus Pit: discord.gg/cAMyP22http://patreon.com/sexualobsterThanks Skarth for idea.
Purrnando #music #musicvideo Greasy Tales 2022-08-15 | I need to know, let's not be coy. What if Fernando was a catboy?If you enjoyed this cartoon, please consider sharing it. This cartoon was made possible by my patrons. If you would like to see more cartoons like this consider becoming my patron! http://patreon.com/sexualobsterBecome a sweaty walrus! Join my discord: discord.gg/cAMyP22sexualobster.bandcamp.com/track/purrnandosexualobster.bandcamp.com/track/stuff-my-holesLYRICS I need to know, let’s not be coyWhat if Fernando was a catboy?With silky hair and pointy earsA twinkish frame belies my years Whiskers and soft furry fatStink eye and a smear of scatAnd when I back up in your face Together we will reach third-baseProwling along the treeline...Searching for another feline....Soft and furry is not enoughYou need to piss on peoples stuffGo to Japan, get a tail and earsJust ignore your mother's tears.Litter can’t contain my scent.You’re in heat and I’m not spent. (CAT)This tail is attached via plug,(BOY)Test it, have a tugMy fellow beasts emit hot moansWhen I release my pheromonesSpray my musk on the biggest treeSo all the cat boys can find meMy bowl is empty, fill it with creamDo it now, or I will scream.Think of the places my tongue could reachIt's coarse and rough like sandy beachWith ball of yarn i will tie youNow watch me vomit in your shoeSneak out at night and make loud cries, Its my lust i advertiseQuesting for your hot pink torusScreams and moans a dreadful chorusLyrics by:Spyro Fan JimmyDubDub P K itsfriedeggs Jazzcreb SearingSeratil Augustus Perseghin Mungulor Patronslowmotion MilkSamuel Hamuel-BamuelShadowAkatoragoat-on-a-stickSeamooseblodiga
Earthly Pleasures #music #musicvideo Greasy Tales 2022-04-21 | Get Surfshark VPN at https://Surfshark.deals/greasytales and enter promo code GREASYTALES for 83% off and 3 extra month for free!Thanks for the suggestions everyone! I have enough to work with for the catboy song.This cartoon was made possible by my patrons. If you would like to see more cartoons like this consider becoming my patron! http://patreon.com/sexualobsterBecome a sweaty walrus! Join my discord: discord.gg/cAMyP22sexualobster.bandcamp.com/track/earthly-pleasuresThe Earth is large and full of splendorHer gaze, seductive; her touch, so tenderHer blue horizon envelopes meMagnetic pulls of ecstasyPiercing winds that lick my skinI shiver and moan while she spinsThe ground shakes I dig a holeThen I lie down and let her take controlMoisture flows betwixt her peaksSoothing rivers, tasteful leaksThis fertile soil beneath our feet Provides for us like the walrus teatMy ancient lover, or maybe mother?It's kind of weird, but there's no otherPounding hearts are plates tectonic 2/3s water that’s my tonicVivacious bulges green and blue.A mother's love in every hueEntangled jungles sweet with muskSand in my crack, can't get enoughOcean grasps with waves of pleasureI let her thrash me at her leisureI dive into her deepest trench,I feel her walls tighten and clenchShe's full of curves you want to smackHurtling through eternal blackDon't care if global warming ‘s real or notEarth’s already smoking hotHer Ozone hole is vast and wantingMy body’s cold, the climate’s warmingThe love she gives knows no genderMy sweaty fluids do not offend herI thirst for you down to your core,Gushing currents hot gas and moreA marble drop in the great abyss If we lose her juice, all life is pissLyrics byJegsh42SlazorsEltoxicdog Meester Writer Bobby Cowen green dude Spaghetti Wizard Drifting Jelly RandomCivilians JackTradesman DeviousKitty2674Proctor Frank Rari Ehlani SearingSeratil TheInquisitiveMug osobaum Hematoma Falafal Patrol
Goosemans Very Wet Jamboree Greasy Tales 2022-03-09 | Thank you everyone who wrote a suggestion, I have enough to work with. There are so many great ones!Become a sweaty walrus! Join my discord: discord.gg/cAMyP22If you would like to see more cartoons like this consider becoming my patron! http://patreon.com/sexualobstersexualobster.bandcamp.comshop.spreadshirt.com/SEXUALOBSTERhttp://facebook.com/greasytales
Lovely Walrus #music #musicvideo Greasy Tales 2022-02-01 | sexualobster.bandcamp.com/track/lovely-walrusBecome a sweaty walrus! Come and post in the Walrus Pit: discord.gg/cAMyP22Lovely walrus, frolicking gently, Of seaborne mammals, you are the gentry (Greenimp)Tusk of white and mane of brown (bruce wizard)Covered in grease, sweet caramel foam I sleep in bliss amidst gentle moan oily protector sacred ground. (happy foreskin fairy)Wrinkly walrus, freezing weather Your tusks are long, unlike our time together (e.g. John)Bulging eyes, and hairy frown ( GreasedRawToast )friendly walrus licking a baby is that child safe? I’m thinking maybemajestic flesh tubes, pleasantly round (The Classiest Man Alive)Footage used: pexels.com/video/arctic-landscape-6255492pexels.com/video/snow-nature-winter-finland-5723931pexels.com/video/hourglass-on-the-beachside-6982056pexels.com/video/drone-footage-of-an-arctic-landform-8318614pexels.com/video/a-drone-footage-of-a-coastal-area-of-arctic-ocean-6887993pexels.com/video/watching-sunrise-on-snow-mountain-4359166pexels.com/video/scenic-footage-of-countryside-during-dawn-4652096pexels.com/video/an-ice-floating-on-the-sea-6299771pexels.com/video/crashing-waves-on-the-sand-4942181
SUPER SEDUCTIVE SNAKE SHOWDOWN Greasy Tales 2022-01-24 | Get Surfshark VPN at https://Surfshark.deals/greasytales and enter promo code GREASYTALES for 83% off and 3 extra month for free!This cartoon was made possible by my patrons. If you would like to see more cartoons like this consider becoming my patron! http://patreon.com/sexualobsterBecome a sweaty walrus! Join my discord: discord.gg/cAMyP22sexualobster.bandcamp.com/track/breaking-my-heartichokeshop.spreadshirt.com/SEXUALOBSTERhttp://facebook.com/greasytales
METH ORCS - DANCING WITH DEATH Greasy Tales 2021-11-06 | Go to http://www.dungeonfog.com/greasy-tales and use Promo Code GREASYTALES for 10% off your annual subscription!If you would like to see more cartoons like this consider becoming my patron! http://patreon.com/sexualobsterBecome a sweaty walrus! Join The Walrus Pit discord: discord.gg/cAMyP22Soundtrack:sexualobster.bandcamp.com/track/treshtogs-not-happy-2sexualobster.bandcamp.com/track/treshtog-runs-really-hardOther tracks at sexualobster.bandcamp.comhttp://facebook.com/greasytalessexualobster.myspreadshop.net/allThanks and apologies to:Master of the Bucket eivilcow Lord of Bleached Skulls and Lacy Undergarments catastro Manatee Manhandlee Nick Allott Mr Pindo CASTFanny Ranger/ Various Snakes Vonbomb FishbobVelex Tavern Orc Paul Stufkosky Aka Business Orc Treshtog/ZurblagChris VoigtAll animation and music by me, the main theme is based on Carnival of the Animals: The Cuckoo by Camille Saint-Saëns.Thanks for watching!
Bad Vibes Video Greasy Tales 2021-08-01 | Become a sweaty walrus! Join my discord: discord.gg/cAMyP22Want to see more cartoons? patreon.com/SexuaLobstersexualobster.bandcamp.comfacebook.com/greasytalesshop.spreadshirt.com/SEXUALOBSTER
Prince of Vibes Greasy Tales 2021-06-29 | Get Surfshark VPN at https://Surfshark.deals/greasytales and enter promo code GREASYTALES for 83% off and 3 extra month for free!This cartoon was made possible by my patrons. If you would like to see more cartoons like this consider becoming my patron! http://patreon.com/sexualobsterBecome a sweaty walrus! Join my discord: discord.gg/cAMyP22Prince of Vibes Theme: sexualobster.bandcamp.com/track/prince-of-vibes-themeTrack at end: sexualobster.bandcamp.com/track/beloved-vibesshop.spreadshirt.com/SEXUALOBSTERhttp://facebook.com/greasytales
METH ORCS - METH HARDER Greasy Tales 2021-03-28 | Get Surfshark VPN at https://Surfshark.deals/greasytales and enter promo code GREASYTALES for 83% off and 3 extra month for free!This cartoon was made possible by my patrons. If you would like to see more cartoons like this consider becoming my patron! http://patreon.com/sexualobsterBecome a sweaty walrus! Join my discord: discord.gg/cAMyP22Treshtog Weeps: sexualobster.bandcamp.com/track/treshtog-weepsWitch Theme: sexualobster.bandcamp.com/track/witch-themesexualobster.bandcamp.comshop.spreadshirt.com/SEXUALOBSTERhttp://facebook.com/greasytalesDelightful Catboy - OceJosh: youtube.com/channel/UC08pyRD4Cdn9bZIxiskMc9AWitch/Meth Dealer - Lizzy Hofe: youtube.com/channel/UCtMJqqWOjIJ0BgRD0oD2MkgElf 1 - Vonbomb: http://youtube.com/vonbombElf 2 - Nevi Alden: twitter.com/nevialden
What if ur mum was anime? Greasy Tales 2020-11-20 | Get Surfshark VPN at https://Surfshark.deals/greasytales and enter promo code GREASYTALES for 83% off and 3 extra month for free!This cartoon was made possible by my patrons. If you would like to see more cartoons like this consider becoming my patron! http://patreon.com/sexualobsterdiscord.gg/cAMyP22sexualobster.bandcamp.comshop.spreadshirt.com/SEXUALOBSTERhttp://facebook.com/greasytalesMoancore track at end (with extra moans): sexualobster.bandcamp.com/track/relax-your-jaw#naruto #witcher #anime #dbz #rdr2 #harrypotter #lordoftherings #ironman
ASSFARM Greasy Tales 2020-10-27 | Get Surfshark VPN at https://Surfshark.deals/greasytales and enter promo code GREASYTALES for 83% off and 3 extra month for free!This cartoon was made possible by my PATRONS. If you would like to see more cartoons like this consider becoming my patron! http://patreon.com/sexualobsterdiscord.gg/cAMyP22sexualobster.bandcamp.comshop.spreadshirt.com/SEXUALOBSTERhttp://facebook.com/greasytalesMoancore track at the end: sexualobster.bandcamp.com/track/open-your-mouth
Regret Greasy Tales 2020-08-25 | Grease has no form or shape, it slips in through every corner and crevice. Be like grease my friends.http://patreon.com/sexualobsterdiscord.gg/cAMyP22Yugioh voiced by Trexdel: youtube.com/channel/UCJBGtQ3DpuytDy8XzA7Dn_wInspiring quote by AlexDulDev
Pleasure Island FINAL CLIMAX Greasy Tales 2020-08-16 | Get Surfshark VPN at https://Surfshark.deals/greasytales and enter promo code GREASYTALES for 85% off and 3 extra month for free!This cartoon was made possible by my PATRONS. If you would like to see more cartoons like this consider becoming my patron! http://patreon.com/sexualobsterdiscord.gg/cAMyP22Song at end: sexualobster.bandcamp.com/track/albatrosssexualobster.bandcamp.comshop.spreadshirt.com/SEXUALOBSTERhttp://facebook.com/greasytales
PLATFORM VIOLATION Greasy Tales 2020-07-12 | Support me on patreon: http://patreon.com/sexualobsterJoin my discord:discord.gg/TYBzbnkVaughn Morphett Metalcraft: facebook.com/V.M.Metalcraft
Sweet Boy Beach - Taco Salad - (A beautiful cartoon about manly men.) Greasy Tales 2020-04-12 | Get Surfshark VPN at https://Surfshark.deals/greasytales - Enter promo code GREASYTALES for 83% off and 1 extra month for free! If you'd like to see more cartoons like this, become my patron: http://patreon.com/sexualobster Music: sexualobster.bandcamp.com/track/sweet-boy-beach-2020sexualobster.bandcamp.com/track/tense-conversation-2Discord: discord.gg/TYBzbnkSpreadshirt: shop.spreadshirt.com/SEXUALOBSTERBandcamp: http://sexualobster.bandcamp.comFacebook: http://facebook.com/greasytalesTeespring: http://teespring.com/stores/sexualobster
BANANDO (Animatic) Greasy Tales 2020-01-25 | This is a collaboration written one piece at a time by the following authors:Joel Ginro Nebula D**k F*****son Dr White David Nishball Anthony Pike Suckassloser Dalton Becker Firestorm clintgimbel bigtasty67 thisnameismine jessie chavez Julien Grenier 10truefreak01 and me!Thank you everyone who wrote a suggestion for this collaboration! I don't plan on starting another one straight away but if you'd like to join in on future collabs subscribe to my second channel http://youtube.com/greasytalesWhen I started this I hoped it would be 2-3 minutes when finished but it's well over 6 minutes so it's a bit much for me to animate myself.I planned on doing all of the voices myself in the animatic only and replacing Big Plums, Quincy and the others with different actors in the final version. But since there won't be a future version I decided not to bother.Patreon: http://patreon.com/sexualobsterBandcamp: http://sexualobster.bandcamp.comSpreadshirt: shop.spreadshirt.com/SEXUALOBSTERTeespring: http://teespring.com/stores/sexualobsterFacebook: http://facebook.com/greasytales
IM A HORSE #music #musicvideo Greasy Tales 2019-10-01 | Download the song: sexualobster.bandcamp.com/track/im-a-horseA studly horse dominates and destroys! I started this one back in February '18 and worked on it when I could. I can't remember why I wanted to do it.2 shots animated by Jae55555Patreon: http://patreon.com/sexualobsterBandcamp: http://sexualobster.bandcamp.comshop.spreadshirt.com/SEXUALOBSTERTeespring: http://teespring.com/stores/sexualobsterTwitter: http://twitter.com/greasymooseFacebook: http://facebook.com/greasytales
Great Destiny Man and the Berry Good Time Greasy Tales 2019-08-21 | Watch Great Destiny Man on the Octopie channel: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLGYrZocA4EkVd7K6beGolXIr1hh_QjRRFWatch Episode 1: youtu.be/DXQX3KQ30gMWatch Episode 2: youtu.be/t4C_AYUbgRMWatch Episode 3: youtu.be/yIbC2zVHXq0Episode 4 of 4. Thanks for watching!Featuring the voices of myself, Velex, Lizzy Hofe and Stefan Johnson.Patreon: http://patreon.com/sexualobsterBandcamp: http://sexualobster.bandcamp.comTeespring: http://teespring.com/stores/sexualobsterSpreadshirt: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/SEXUALOB...Twitter: http://twitter.com/greasymooseFacebook: http://facebook.com/greasytales
Great Destiny Man and the Crusher of Balls Greasy Tales 2019-07-03 | Watch Great Destiny Man on the Octopie channel: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLGYrZocA4EkVd7K6beGolXIr1hh_QjRRFWatch Episode 1: youtu.be/DXQX3KQ30gMWatch Episode 2: youtu.be/t4C_AYUbgRMWatch Episode 4: youtu.be/ywksGArlSMUIn this tragic tale of woe, Great Destiny Man re-unites with an old foe, while his apprentice makes a new enemy.Episode 3 of 4. Thanks for watching!Patreon: http://patreon.com/sexualobsterBandcamp: http://sexualobster.bandcamp.comTeespring: http://teespring.com/stores/sexualobsterSpreadshirt: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/SEXUALOB...Twitter: http://twitter.com/greasymooseFacebook: http://facebook.com/greasytales
Great Destiny Man and the Forest Glade of Doom Greasy Tales 2019-05-07 | Watch Great Destiny Man on the Octopie channel: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLGYrZocA4EkVd7K6beGolXIr1hh_QjRRFWatch Episode 1: youtu.be/DXQX3KQ30gMWatch Episdoe 3: youtu.be/yIbC2zVHXq0In this stirring tale, Great Destiny Man tells his noble apprentice Gendo why he respects him. But then some stuff happens.Episode 2 of 4. Thanks for watching!Patreon: http://patreon.com/sexualobsterBandcamp: http://sexualobster.bandcamp.comTeespring: http://teespring.com/stores/sexualobsterSpreadshirt: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/SEXUALOB...Twitter: http://twitter.com/greasymooseFacebook: http://facebook.com/greasytales
Great Destiny Man and the Shadow of Treachery Greasy Tales 2019-04-13 | Watch Great Destiny Man on the Octopie channel: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLGYrZocA4EkVd7K6beGolXIr1hh_QjRRFWatch Episode 2: youtu.be/t4C_AYUbgRMWatch Episode 3: youtu.be/yIbC2zVHXq0Great Destiny Man and his loyal apprentice Gendo stop for a drink at a rural tavern. But even here they are not safe....from DESTINY!Episode 1 of 4. Thanks for watching!Patreon: http://patreon.com/sexualobster
NEW SERIES OF GREAT DESTINY!!! Greasy Tales 2019-03-10 | Watch Great Destiny Man Episode 1: youtube.com/watch?v=Cp5F--T1d50Download Winguardians of the Galaxy, a Bruce Wizard novella: tinyurl.com/y2hkjv6zBandcamp: http://sexualobster.bandcamp.comTeespring: http://teespring.com/stores/sexualobsterSpreadshirt: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/SEXUALOB...Twitter: http://twitter.com/greasymooseFacebook: http://facebook.com/greasytales
Fernando and the Grapefruit Black Market (18+) Greasy Tales 2018-09-09 | This story was written one page at a time by the following authors:Olin Moore, Drew Knudson, Crypt0keyblade, uncorrected bro, David Nishball,Toasty!!!!!, Moovlice, Eivilcow, Hinderman100, Robert Antonello, First Last, phillip luckhardt, Eidridin, Rootator, bigtasty67,Jossue Diaz, CoverEye, Riccardo Catindig-Stagg, wmfivethree, Firestorm, Jesse Session, Carlosspicyweinerish, Vidar Amdal, Meta Nexus, Jonid Crushfire, JordyZ, Z Zreck, Mr. Instakill, Dalton Becker,Paul Linthicum, Zap Gun, ridjfIt took over a year to put together. Thank you everyone who wrote a suggestion, even if I didn't use it. There were so many good ones I couldn't fit.This is not a patreon funded project but if you would like to see more from me consider becoming my patron: http://patreon.com/sexualobsterThis is the third collaboration of this nature I've finished. Check out the other two:Fernando and the Orb of Gaia: youtube.com/watch?v=_vB9-Wsf_gEFernando and the South American Swapmeat: youtube.com/watch?v=66i3SlFdSJMSome of the background music:sexualobster.bandcamp.com/track/pleasure-island-4-scent-of-a-walrussexualobster.bandcamp.com/track/ragemelon-series-glorious-rage-themesexualobster.bandcamp.com/track/pleasure-island-hqsexualobster.bandcamp.com/track/pleasure-island-3-man-vs-walrus-mansexualobster.bandcamp.com/track/contagious-themesexualobster.bandcamp.com/track/super-fierce-special-spirit-zonesexualobster.bandcamp.com/track/nips-chipssexualobster.bandcamp.com/track/boss-manBandcamp: http://sexualobster.bandcamp.comTeespring: http://teespring.com/stores/sexualobsterSpreadshirt: shop.spreadshirt.com/SEXUALOBSTERTwitter: http://twitter.com/greasymooseFacebook: http://facebook.com/greasytales
NAME CHANGE (Bad idea?) Greasy Tales 2018-06-02 | This channel: http://youtube.com/sexualobster2nd channel: http://youtube.com/greasytalesPatreon: http://patreon.com/sexualobsterBandcamp: http://sexualobster.bandcamp.comTeespring: http://teespring.com/stores/sexualobsterSpreadshirt: shop.spreadshirt.com/SEXUALOBSTERTwitter: http://twitter.com/greasymooseFacebook: http://facebook.com/greasytales
PLEASURE ISLAND ZOMBIDLE COLLABORATION Greasy Tales 2018-02-17 | Play Zombidle: http://store.steampowered.com/app/612020Or http://zombidle.com Fernando comic collab: http://youtube.com/greasytalesAnd if you want to read the comic to catch up with the story: tapas.io/episode/979850Show I'm working on: http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-12-31/brisbane-made-bluey-animated-tv-show-coming-abc-bbc-2019/9271872Support my work!: http://patreon.com/sexualobsterVonbomb's channel: http://youtube.com/vonbombBandcamp: http://sexualobster.bandcamp.comTeespring: http://teespring.com/stores/sexualobsterSpreadshirt: shop.spreadshirt.com/SEXUALOBSTERTwitter: http://twitter.com/greasymooseFacebook: http://facebook.com/greasytales
Fernando and the Disk of Chaos Greasy Tales 2018-01-14 | This started as a collaborative comic writing project. It has lots of authors. I'm not trying to shift the blame. Theme music: sexualobster.bandcamp.com/track/fernando-and-the-disk-of-chaos-themeThank you for watching Fernando's latest and greatest adventure. Here's some of his others: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLhHdIUUGqzktIP53NaHAKhqrztZb7TspsIf you'd like to see more cartoons like this, become my patron: http://patreon.com/sexualobster Bandcamp: http://sexualobster.bandcamp.comTeespring: http://teespring.com/stores/sexualobsterSpreadshirt: shop.spreadshirt.com/SEXUALOBSTERTwitter: http://twitter.com/greasymooseFacebook: http://facebook.com/greasytales
Razor Blades Greasy Tales 2017-08-01 | This is an adaptation of an old comic my friends and I drew: http://greasymoose.com/houseofsquid/169.htmlIf you would like to see more of this stunning amazing heartfelt family dramatic emotional content then consider becoming my patron: http://patreon.com/sexualobster Voice actors:Mother: Vonbomb - http://youtube.com/vonbombBilly: Ocelot VA - youtube.com/ocelotvaAnnoying kid and tattoo artist: Guy Chase - chaceeddie1@gmail.comFather - me.Check out my music: sexualobster.bandcamp.comAnd my shirt shop: teespring.com/stores/sexualobsterThanks for watching!
MY BONE IS STRONG Greasy Tales 2017-07-02 | Fernando and Gooseman are back with their first music video in almost 3 years. Unfortunately their circumstances have withered somewhat so to make this happen they had to mostly use existing footage.Download the track: sexualobster.bandcamp.com/track/my-bone-is-strongIf you like my work and want to see more of it, consider becoming my patron: http://patreon.com/sexualobsterThis song is a collab that grew out of Fernando's Amazing Podcast - Episode 2 - Milk: youtube.com/watch?v=0JevHUoCqwcThanks again everyone who made a suggestion!Lyrics:What substance is smoother than silk? I have the answer: It is Milk! Have a taste, it's not a sin, Spread it all over your skin. - ShadowAkatora Musk and sweat mix all together, Beat it hard to make a batter - ShadowAkatora While I pour stay very still, This secretion must not spill. - Mr Melee Feel the euphoria of it's taste, Stirring pleasure in your waist. - Cumqwatz Cthulu Taught like ropes on the harbour, This liquid just makes me harder. - Jess R Loving like seals in the shore, We slam our bodies on the floor. - Jess R White as chalk, smooth as butter, Let me suck straight from the udder - James DuBois OooooOoohhOoohhhooohhhOoohohohooooohhhhhh.... Milk - Gooseman Creamy, sweet, from the farmlands, Straight from a goat's own mammary glands. - Fernando Roman It's white as snow and sweet as cream, Come sample mine and live the dream. - User0768 Curds of why of yoghurt for days, My love will come in every way. - Jess R My nips are frozen, stiff as ice, When your whip hits me twice. - FLUBER DUB Sultry goats, steadfast friends, Milk is more than just a trend. - PopsicleEmperor So pleasant and warm, not a bit scary Can I please drip this on your belly? - centaur900 Small, weak bones are your enemy, My bone is strong cause I drink dairy - Poopenheimer Now you know where my heart lies, As I paint the moon upon your thighs. - Rick LiebeFernando shirts: teespring.com/stores/sexualobster
BARTPOCALYPSE Greasy Tales 2017-06-24 | Uncensored ending: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/695449If you like my stuff and would like to see more, consider becoming my patron: http://patreon.com/sexualobsterAlso, I've got a new shirt shop: teespring.com/stores/sexualobster
Cat Arms Greasy Tales 2017-06-09 | This is an adaptation of an old comic my friends and I drew: http://greasymoose.com/houseofsquid/20.htmlIf you'd like to see more of my totally great cartoons consider becoming my patron: http://patreon.com/sexualobsterCat Arms Theme: sexualobster.bandcamp.com/track/cat-arms-themeAlso I've got a new shirt shop: http://teespring.com/stores/sexual-lobsterVoice actors:Cat Arms - Ocelot VA - youtube.com/ocelotvaProfessor Gill & Cobra Hut Employee - Stefan Johnson info@sjohnsonvoice.comScared Guy - Guy Chase - chaceeddie1@gmail.com
Tobey Maguire #music #musicvideo Greasy Tales 2017-05-15 | Listen to/download the song: sexualobster.bandcamp.com/track/tobey-maguireIf you want to see more beautiful cartoons like this one, support me on patreon: http://patreon.com/sexualobsterWritten by: Levi Neff, Rob Salmon, BioDomeWithPaulyShor, Nik Nok, Theninjasarecoming, Anderson Helms, Blue Froman, Walrus Wraith, SexuaLobsterLyrics: I keep on having this reoccurring dream, where Toby Maguire watches me eat cream. Tobey asks me, can he have the rest. Then he proceeds to pour it on his chestAtop the tallest building of a cityscape scene, suspended from a construction beamHe stares into my soul, watching me as I lick the bowlNow he's naked in my grandma's bath, i start to cry, but he just laughsGazing hungrily into my eyes, he removes the hair from his inner thighs. I wake from my dream, I'm aroused and sweaty, I head for the fridge to get a big bowl ready as I♪As I lick and work the spoon, I feel a presence in the room.♪Hi TobeyHi, can i have some of that cream?Sure, here you goThanks a lot!Any time, Tobey.
Sweet Boy Beach - The Stranger and the Storm Greasy Tales 2017-03-31 | Watch Sweet Boy Beach Episode 1: youtube.com/watch?v=_f_FCOEtOjwMain theme: sexualobster.bandcamp.com/track/super-fierce-special-spirit-zoneIf you want to see more beautiful cartoons like this consider becoming my patron: http://patreon.com/sexualobsterWritten by: Rootator, Dale Crowe, Austin Gunner Litwhiler, Gabriel Da Cunha Marques Brasileiro, Rob Waltenberry, Andrew Sherry, HaloMadness007, WoWZhen, Roderick Mackenzie, SlashBolt, and me.Thank you to everyone who contributed!
Bruce Wizard - Magic Trick Greasy Tales 2017-02-28 | Watch the first Bruce Wizard: youtube.com/watch?v=LfTjP4YDffIThis references the first one pretty heavily, so watch that one before watching this. This all seemed good at the idea stage but it didn't really work. Can't win them all.Bruce Wizard - Magic Theme: sexualobster.bandcamp.com/track/bruce-wizard-magic-themeJackson's Theme: sexualobster.bandcamp.com/track/bruce-wizard-jacksons-themeIf you like my stuff consider becoming a patron! http://patreon.com/sexualobsterWizard Of Zardoz acted by Stefan Johnson (sjohnsonvoice.com)Written by John Yuma and me. Check out John Yuma's channel: youtube.com/channel/UCvIBWt-UiXQYe2UR3-er1JQLike Bruce's page if you dare: facebook.com/Bruce-Wizard-1626250737595386
Sweet Boy Beach - The Gloriously Crappy Adventures of Cuthbert & Dante Greasy Tales 2017-02-01 | This is the result of a collaboration on the Greasytales Facebook page. First I posted sketches of Cuthbert & Dante and asked what sort of things they'd say to each other. As I animated it, I posted the cartoon in progress, getting suggestions for what should happen next. My intention was to make a conversation piece that could be made quickly and to find out whether the result was entertaining or even watchable. Thanks to everyone who contributed!I'll probably do more collaborations in the future on the facebook page, so give it a like if you want to take part: http://facebook.com/greasytalesContributors: James Brooks, Blackston Morgan, Amin Elgarch, Justin Bellini, wmfivethree, Chris Voigt.This is the track from the first scene: sexualobster.bandcamp.com/track/super-fierce-special-spirit-zoneIf you like this, consider becoming my patron: http://patreon.com/sexualobster
My Mother-in-Law is a Scorpion Greasy Tales 2016-12-16 | Listen to the song: sexualobster.bandcamp.com/track/my-mother-in-law-is-a-scorpion-2If you would like to contribute to my hideous activities consider becoming my patron: http://patreon.com/sexualobsterOne fine dayI answered the phoneIt was my girlfriend invitingMe to her homeI met her fatherHe cooked us a mealIt was a pleasant eveningBut i began to feelA presence, a shadowEyes on my neckHer father looked nervousI began to suspectA secret, a lieSomeone was missingWhen no one was talkingI heard a strange hissingI felt deep down thatSomething was not rightI made my excusesI said good nightOne year laterAt our wedding receptionI finally uncoveredThe horrible deceptionMy mother in law is a scorpionMy uncle fainted, my guests all fledWoah woah My mother in law is a scorpionMy brother is crying, the priest is deadWoah woah Family dinners are not funWhen you're terrified of getting stungMy mother in law is a scorpionDid you know that scorpions don't lay eggs?Woah woahMy mother in law is a scorpionI said she was fat, she paralysed me legsWoah woah
Raw Latex 4 Greasy Tales 2016-11-18 | Episodes 1-3: youtube.com/watch?v=_vS1ZzBGNSk&index=1&s&list=PLhHdIUUGqzkuEXkEA1zFLT3V1kCEDs1OsOne more episode to go! Check out Jon's channel: youtube.com/channel/UCkp8QsCwDqeGRNDRMqDJ2JgIf you would like to contribute to my hideous activities consider becoming my patron: http://patreon.com/sexualobsterRaw Latex Soundtrack:http://sexualobster.bandcamp.com/track/raw-latex-mellow-themehttp://sexualobster.bandcamp.com/track/raw-latex-vaginagrinderhttp://sexualobster.bandcamp.com/track/raw-latex-eurodance
Final Form Greasy Tales 2016-10-06 | Download the song: sexualobster.bandcamp.com/track/final-formA glorious collaboration orchestrated through the medium of the Greasytales Facebook page: http://facebook.com/greasytalesAnime made me the man I am today, I havent seen the sun in 3 years, my skin has turned grey, I will not conform, my life-size pillow-waifu keeps me warm, Some day I'll leave this ruined body and achieve my final form. I will confront the social norms, In glorious battle through a hormone fueled storm. The ultimate burglar, stealing panties (that are) only slightly worn, Until then I dwell here instead, watching tentacle porn.Thanks to everyone who contributed!This dubious cartoon only exists because of the generosity of my patrons. If it wasn't for them I'd be doing Top 10 lists and blockbuster parodies. If you like my stuff and want to see more of it, consider becoming a patron http://patreon.com/sexualobsterWatch on Vessel: vessel.com/videos/E4wM7Erl0
Calloused Hands Greasy Tales 2016-09-06 | Download the track: sexualobster.bandcamp.com/track/calloused-handsThis grew out of a collaboration with fine people on the Greasytales facebook page: http://facebook.com/greasytalesI'm planning/hoping to run more collabs in the future so like the page if you want to join in.If you like this sort of thing, consider becoming my patron: http://patreon.com/sexualobster Lyrics:I can't find where to buy lotion, for my calloused hands,To get the seamless cream-filled touch, that my passion demands,I've searched far and wide across these crusty lands,I've tried drug, super, furniture and pet stores, they don't stock my brand.Cracked and dry, gods please hear my cry make me moist or I may die.Can't wait for long. With calloused hands I cannot stand to touch my dong. I want to glide like a penguin, pulling it like a tendon,Within my hands I hold pure pleasure; I rub it extra for good measure,A seamless piston motion,Briny as the saltiest deep.Contributors: James Brooks, Peter Thomson, Robert Antonello, Jamie Bell, Chris Svenson, Colin Lacativa, Andrew Zhu, wmfivethreeWatch on Vessel: vessel.com/videos/Z5oZeOQxI
Ragemelon - Champion for Hire Greasy Tales 2016-08-08 | The episode before this one is Ragemelon - Guarding the Henhouse: youtube.com/watch?v=RmHZhUDrz-AAlso watch Ragemelon - Plump and Juicy youtube.com/watch?v=twW8QHdO7NYCredit track: sexualobster.bandcamp.com/track/doop-doop-derba-derbaRagemelon was originally a comic jam character. Later I entered a competition called "In toon with tweens", the goal being to pitch a show aimed at kids around 12 years old. Ragemelon made it to the finals but did not win! A few years later I rewrote the idea with an older audience in mind. This ought to explain why it has a different feel to my usual stuff.Some of you may remember this from way back in 2013. It was made for the Happy Hour channel. This is the first time it has appeared on this channel.This series was never finished, Happy Hour discontinued it, probably because it wasn't popular enough. Become my patron if you want to see more toons of this nature! http://patreon.com/sexualobsterFacebook: http://facebook.com/greasytales
Ragemelon - Guarding the Henhouse Greasy Tales 2016-08-06 | Followed by Ragemelon - Champion for Hire youtube.com/watch?v=8z7bsTL74i8Also watch Ragemelon - Plump and Juicy youtube.com/watch?v=twW8QHdO7NYRagemelon was originally a comic jam character. Later I entered a competition called "In toon with tweens", the goal being to pitch a show aimed at kids around 12 years old. Ragemelon made it to the finals but did not win! A few years later I rewrote the idea with an older audience in mind. This ought to explain why it has a different feel to my usual stuff.Some of you may remember this from way back in 2013. It was made for the Happy Hour channel. This is the first time it has appeared on this channel.This series was never finished, Happy Hour discontinued it, probably because it wasn't popular enough. Become my patron if you want to see more toons of this nature! http://patreon.com/sexualobsterGlorious Rage theme: http://sexualobster.bandcamp.com/track/ragemelon-series-glorious-rage-themeDoop doop derba derba: http://sexualobster.bandcamp.com/track/doop-doop-derba-derbaFacebook: http://facebook.com/greasytales
MOANCORE Greasy Tales 2016-07-14 | Fernando is an ex-manwhore who now makes a living as a singer. Gooseman is his manager and CEO of Manwhore Industries, the company they created together. They operate out of an old office building Gooseman acquired in a shady deal. Their achievements include a couple of minor hits and a successful fragrance named Essence of Manwhore.If you would like to contribute to my hideous activities, become my patron on Patreon: http://patreon.com/sexualobsterMoancore tunes!soundcloud.com/sexualobster/portalhole-fernandos-mix-tapesoundcloud.com/sexualobster/portalhole-open-mic-nightsoundcloud.com/sexualobster/release-your-moanThis is the 8th episode of Manwhore Industries. Watch Episode 1: youtube.com/watch?v=_dm0Ksl7isc&index=1&list=PLhHdIUUGqzktIP53NaHAKhqrztZb7TspsMy facebook page: facebook.com/greasytales
METH ORCS Greasy Tales 2016-04-18 | Watch METH ORCS - METH HARDER: youtube.com/watch?v=DTuVeJHhuHYWho stole Treshtog's meth? WHO?!Come wallow with some steamy walruses in my discord: discord.gg/cAMyP22If you like my stuff and want to see more of it, consider becoming a patron http://patreon.com/sexualobster
RAGEMELON - Plump and Juicy Greasy Tales 2016-04-12 | Watch the first Ragemelon cartoon: youtu.be/6Oj8e89kxw4Music to rage to: Glorious Rage Theme sexualobster.bandcamp.com/track/ragemelon-series-glorious-rage-themePlump & Juicy sexualobster.bandcamp.com/track/ragemelon-series-plump-juicySome of you will have seen this before. I made it in way back in 2013, but this is the first time it's been on this channel.If you like my stuff and want to see more of it, consider becoming my patron http://patreon.com/sexualobsterMy facebook page: facebook.com/greasytales
Lets go Clubbing! Greasy Tales 2016-03-15 | Thank you patrons for your support! If you would like to chip in to my future efforts, please consider becoming my patron: http://patreon.com/sexualobsterThis monstrosity is based on two comics drawn with Scorpion Master, Peter Yong and James Paterson.Thank you Vonbomb and Ocelot for appearing in yet another of my horrible cartoons.My facebook page: facebook.com/greasytales
Raw Latex 3 Greasy Tales 2016-01-26 | Raw Latex: youtube.com/watch?v=_vS1ZzBGNSkRaw Latex 2: youtube.com/watch?v=L_gDYCl_xVEIf you're new to Raw Latex I suggest watching the first two episodes before this one.If you'd like to see Raw Latex continued, consider becoming a patron: http://patreon.com/sexualobsterRaw Latex Soundtrack:http://sexualobster.bandcamp.com/track/raw-latex-mellow-themehttp://sexualobster.bandcamp.com/track/raw-latex-vaginagrinderhttp://sexualobster.bandcamp.com/track/raw-latex-eurodanceMy facebook page: facebook.com/greasytales
