Greasy Tales
Bruce Wizard
updated
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LYRICS:
I’m a vile little goblin
Hiding in my cave,
Wet skin, heart throbbin
I’m digging up some bones
Gonna build a friend so I won’t be all alone
I'm a moist hole resident
Couldn't call me a gent
Violence is my precedent
But if you gaze, beyond the crust
You will find that my heart is ready to bust
My cave is cosy and its tight
Your hands would feel nice on my wet stalactite
Original G, from the ancient stories told
Except I don't guard bridges and I have no gold
Dark desires delicious and sweet
Walking pantsless down the street
Sniff out the ladies with my bulbous nose
Tell ‘em “Hey babe, I wanna suck your toes”
Living in the damp is fine by me,
No lights, no lamp, it all swings free
Mmmm…My skin all different sorts of green
Dozens of warts covers my tiny peen
I don't need pants/don’t need a shirt 'cause my fur is thick and juicy
Running in the moonlight with actor Gary Busey
I scurry up a leg, bite the first thing I see
Then I get booted into a tree
Stole a big bag of mushrooms, I took it from a mage
He tried to cast a spell on me I keep him in a cage
Every night you’ll find me stabbing
Stray travellers and knaves
My heart is black and rotten
From the violence that I crave
I’m a vile little Goblin,
hiding in my cave,
Wet eyes, hard sobbing
Lyrics by Bullet 1289
donkosaurus
The Drunken Coward
The Lord and Saviour, Catto Christ
CoverEye
Schwifty McNifty
thisnameismine
Mungulor
Zoey Hayes
zombiechaddy
Esteemed Reptile
Gonzalo Ayala Ibarre
Al_sprays_paint
Shallow God
OUTRO LYRICS:
Soggy moldy bread, stinky rotten cheese
Sawdust in my head, bedding full of fleas
Creeping up at night with a greedy, fiendish grin
Snatching up your coins, take your horse for a spin...
Damsel in distress, need a hero on the double
But the only ones around don't even have stubble
One more time I play the part, helping heroes get their start
Swinging 'round my rusty knife, die again, fuck my life
Look at me with terror, or a soft and tender gaze.
They call me goblin cause I'm always goblin mayonnaise
Outry lyrics by
K Ryuzaki
TeKen_Nation
bigtasty67
EsterK13
Composition draws from Córdoba by Isaac Albéniz
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Thanks Skarth for idea.
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LYRICS
I need to know, let’s not be coy
What if Fernando was a catboy?
With silky hair and pointy ears
A twinkish frame belies my years
Whiskers and soft furry fat
Stink eye and a smear of scat
And when I back up in your face
Together we will reach third-base
Prowling along the treeline...
Searching for another feline....
Soft and furry is not enough
You need to piss on peoples stuff
Go to Japan, get a tail and ears
Just ignore your mother's tears.
Litter can’t contain my scent.
You’re in heat and I’m not spent.
(CAT)
This tail is attached via plug,
(BOY)
Test it, have a tug
My fellow beasts emit hot moans
When I release my pheromones
Spray my musk on the biggest tree
So all the cat boys can find me
My bowl is empty, fill it with cream
Do it now, or I will scream.
Think of the places my tongue could reach
It's coarse and rough like sandy beach
With ball of yarn i will tie you
Now watch me vomit in your shoe
Sneak out at night and make loud cries,
Its my lust i advertise
Questing for your hot pink torus
Screams and moans a dreadful chorus
Lyrics by:
Spyro Fan
JimmyDubDub
P K
itsfriedeggs
Jazzcreb
SearingSeratil
Augustus Perseghin
Mungulor
Patron
slowmotion Milk
Samuel Hamuel-Bamuel
ShadowAkatora
goat-on-a-stick
Seamoose
blodiga
Thanks for the suggestions everyone! I have enough to work with for the catboy song.
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The Earth is large and full of splendor
Her gaze, seductive; her touch, so tender
Her blue horizon envelopes me
Magnetic pulls of ecstasy
Piercing winds that lick my skin
I shiver and moan while she spins
The ground shakes I dig a hole
Then I lie down and let her take control
Moisture flows betwixt her peaks
Soothing rivers, tasteful leaks
This fertile soil beneath our feet
Provides for us like the walrus teat
My ancient lover, or maybe mother?
It's kind of weird, but there's no other
Pounding hearts are plates tectonic
2/3s water that’s my tonic
Vivacious bulges green and blue.
A mother's love in every hue
Entangled jungles sweet with musk
Sand in my crack, can't get enough
Ocean grasps with waves of pleasure
I let her thrash me at her leisure
I dive into her deepest trench,
I feel her walls tighten and clench
She's full of curves you want to smack
Hurtling through eternal black
Don't care if global warming ‘s real or not
Earth’s already smoking hot
Her Ozone hole is vast and wanting
My body’s cold, the climate’s warming
The love she gives knows no gender
My sweaty fluids do not offend her
I thirst for you down to your core,
Gushing currents hot gas and more
A marble drop in the great abyss
If we lose her juice, all life is piss
Lyrics by
Jegsh42
Slazors
Eltoxicdog
Meester Writer
Bobby Cowen
green dude
Spaghetti Wizard
Drifting Jelly
RandomCivilians
JackTradesman
DeviousKitty2674
Proctor Frank
Rari Ehlani
SearingSeratil
TheInquisitiveMug
osobaum
Hematoma Falafal Patrol
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Lovely walrus, frolicking gently,
Of seaborne mammals, you are the gentry (Greenimp)
Tusk of white and mane of brown (bruce wizard)
Covered in grease, sweet caramel foam
I sleep in bliss amidst gentle moan
oily protector sacred ground.
(happy foreskin fairy)
Wrinkly walrus, freezing weather
Your tusks are long, unlike our time together (e.g. John)
Bulging eyes, and hairy frown ( GreasedRawToast )
friendly walrus licking a baby
is that child safe? I’m thinking maybe
majestic flesh tubes, pleasantly round (The Classiest Man Alive)
Footage used:
pexels.com/video/arctic-landscape-6255492
pexels.com/video/snow-nature-winter-finland-5723931
pexels.com/video/hourglass-on-the-beachside-6982056
pexels.com/video/drone-footage-of-an-arctic-landform-8318614
pexels.com/video/a-drone-footage-of-a-coastal-area-of-arctic-ocean-6887993
pexels.com/video/watching-sunrise-on-snow-mountain-4359166
pexels.com/video/scenic-footage-of-countryside-during-dawn-4652096
pexels.com/video/an-ice-floating-on-the-sea-6299771
pexels.com/video/crashing-waves-on-the-sand-4942181
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Master of the Bucket
eivilcow
Lord of Bleached Skulls
and Lacy Undergarments
catastro
Manatee Manhandlee
Nick Allott
Mr Pindo
CAST
Fanny Ranger/ Various Snakes
Vonbomb
Fishbob
Velex
Tavern Orc
Paul Stufkosky Aka Business Orc
Treshtog/Zurblag
Chris Voigt
All animation and music by me, the main theme is based on Carnival of the Animals: The Cuckoo by Camille Saint-Saëns.
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Elf 1 - Vonbomb: http://youtube.com/vonbomb
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Inspiring quote by AlexDulDev
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When I started this I hoped it would be 2-3 minutes when finished but it's well over 6 minutes so it's a bit much for me to animate myself.
I planned on doing all of the voices myself in the animatic only and replacing Big Plums, Quincy and the others with different actors in the final version. But since there won't be a future version I decided not to bother.
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A studly horse dominates and destroys! I started this one back in February '18 and worked on it when I could. I can't remember why I wanted to do it.
2 shots animated by Jae55555
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Episode 4 of 4. Thanks for watching!
Featuring the voices of myself, Velex, Lizzy Hofe and Stefan Johnson.
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In this tragic tale of woe, Great Destiny Man re-unites with an old foe, while his apprentice makes a new enemy.
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In this stirring tale, Great Destiny Man tells his noble apprentice Gendo why he respects him. But then some stuff happens.
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Great Destiny Man and his loyal apprentice Gendo stop for a drink at a rural tavern. But even here they are not safe....from DESTINY!
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It took over a year to put together. Thank you everyone who wrote a suggestion, even if I didn't use it. There were so many good ones I couldn't fit.
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This is the third collaboration of this nature I've finished. Check out the other two:
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Fernando and the South American Swapmeat:
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Fernando comic collab: http://youtube.com/greasytales
And if you want to read the comic to catch up with the story: tapas.io/episode/979850
Show I'm working on: http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-12-31/brisbane-made-bluey-animated-tv-show-coming-abc-bbc-2019/9271872
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Voice actors:
Mother: Vonbomb - http://youtube.com/vonbomb
Billy: Ocelot VA - youtube.com/ocelotva
Annoying kid and tattoo artist: Guy Chase - chaceeddie1@gmail.com
Father - me.
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This song is a collab that grew out of Fernando's Amazing Podcast - Episode 2 - Milk: youtube.com/watch?v=0JevHUoCqwc
Thanks again everyone who made a suggestion!
Lyrics:
What substance is smoother than silk?
I have the answer: It is Milk!
Have a taste, it's not a sin,
Spread it all over your skin. - ShadowAkatora
Musk and sweat mix all together,
Beat it hard to make a batter - ShadowAkatora
While I pour stay very still,
This secretion must not spill. - Mr Melee
Feel the euphoria of it's taste,
Stirring pleasure in your waist. - Cumqwatz Cthulu
Taught like ropes on the harbour,
This liquid just makes me harder. - Jess R
Loving like seals in the shore,
We slam our bodies on the floor. - Jess R
White as chalk, smooth as butter,
Let me suck straight from the udder - James DuBois
OooooOoohhOoohhhooohhhOoohohohooooohhhhhh.... Milk - Gooseman
Creamy, sweet, from the farmlands,
Straight from a goat's own mammary glands. - Fernando Roman
It's white as snow and sweet as cream,
Come sample mine and live the dream. - User0768
Curds of why of yoghurt for days,
My love will come in every way. - Jess R
My nips are frozen, stiff as ice,
When your whip hits me twice. - FLUBER DUB
Sultry goats, steadfast friends,
Milk is more than just a trend. - PopsicleEmperor
So pleasant and warm, not a bit scary
Can I please drip this on your belly? - centaur900
Small, weak bones are your enemy,
My bone is strong cause I drink dairy - Poopenheimer
Now you know where my heart lies,
As I paint the moon upon your thighs. - Rick Liebe
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Professor Gill & Cobra Hut Employee - Stefan Johnson info@sjohnsonvoice.com
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Written by: Levi Neff, Rob Salmon, BioDomeWithPaulyShor, Nik Nok, Theninjasarecoming, Anderson Helms, Blue Froman, Walrus Wraith, SexuaLobster
Lyrics: I keep on having this reoccurring dream, where Toby Maguire watches me eat cream.
Tobey asks me, can he have the rest. Then he proceeds to pour it on his chest
Atop the tallest building of a cityscape scene, suspended from a construction beam
He stares into my soul, watching me as I lick the bowl
Now he's naked in my grandma's bath, i start to cry, but he just laughs
Gazing hungrily into my eyes, he removes the hair from his inner thighs.
I wake from my dream, I'm aroused and sweaty, I head for the fridge to get a big bowl ready as I
♪As I lick and work the spoon, I feel a presence in the room.♪
Hi Tobey
Hi, can i have some of that cream?
Sure, here you go
Thanks a lot!
Any time, Tobey.
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Written by: Rootator, Dale Crowe, Austin Gunner Litwhiler, Gabriel Da Cunha Marques Brasileiro, Rob Waltenberry, Andrew Sherry, HaloMadness007, WoWZhen, Roderick Mackenzie, SlashBolt, and me.
Thank you to everyone who contributed!
This references the first one pretty heavily, so watch that one before watching this. This all seemed good at the idea stage but it didn't really work. Can't win them all.
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Wizard Of Zardoz acted by Stefan Johnson (sjohnsonvoice.com)
Written by John Yuma and me. Check out John Yuma's channel: youtube.com/channel/UCvIBWt-UiXQYe2UR3-er1JQ
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Contributors: James Brooks, Blackston Morgan, Amin Elgarch, Justin Bellini, wmfivethree, Chris Voigt.
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One fine day
I answered the phone
It was my girlfriend inviting
Me to her home
I met her father
He cooked us a meal
It was a pleasant evening
But i began to feel
A presence, a shadow
Eyes on my neck
Her father looked nervous
I began to suspect
A secret, a lie
Someone was missing
When no one was talking
I heard a strange hissing
I felt deep down that
Something was not right
I made my excuses
I said good night
One year later
At our wedding reception
I finally uncovered
The horrible deception
My mother in law is a scorpion
My uncle fainted, my guests all fled
Woah woah
My mother in law is a scorpion
My brother is crying, the priest is dead
Woah woah
Family dinners are not fun
When you're terrified of getting stung
My mother in law is a scorpion
Did you know that scorpions don't lay eggs?
Woah woah
My mother in law is a scorpion
I said she was fat, she paralysed me legs
Woah woah
One more episode to go!
Check out Jon's channel: youtube.com/channel/UCkp8QsCwDqeGRNDRMqDJ2Jg
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Raw Latex Soundtrack:
http://sexualobster.bandcamp.com/track/raw-latex-mellow-theme
http://sexualobster.bandcamp.com/track/raw-latex-vaginagrinder
http://sexualobster.bandcamp.com/track/raw-latex-eurodance
A glorious collaboration orchestrated through the medium of the Greasytales Facebook page: http://facebook.com/greasytales
Anime made me the man I am today,
I havent seen the sun in 3 years, my skin has turned grey,
I will not conform, my life-size pillow-waifu keeps me warm,
Some day I'll leave this ruined body and achieve my final form.
I will confront the social norms,
In glorious battle through a hormone fueled storm.
The ultimate burglar, stealing panties (that are) only slightly worn,
Until then I dwell here instead, watching tentacle porn.
Thanks to everyone who contributed!
This dubious cartoon only exists because of the generosity of my patrons. If it wasn't for them I'd be doing Top 10 lists and blockbuster parodies. If you like my stuff and want to see more of it, consider becoming a patron http://patreon.com/sexualobster
Watch on Vessel: vessel.com/videos/E4wM7Erl0
This grew out of a collaboration with fine people on the Greasytales facebook page: http://facebook.com/greasytales
I'm planning/hoping to run more collabs in the future so like the page if you want to join in.
If you like this sort of thing, consider becoming my patron: http://patreon.com/sexualobster
Lyrics:
I can't find where to buy lotion, for my calloused hands,
To get the seamless cream-filled touch, that my passion demands,
I've searched far and wide across these crusty lands,
I've tried drug, super, furniture and pet stores, they don't stock my brand.
Cracked and dry, gods please hear my cry make me moist or I may die.
Can't wait for long. With calloused hands I cannot stand to touch my dong.
I want to glide like a penguin, pulling it like a tendon,
Within my hands I hold pure pleasure; I rub it extra for good measure,
A seamless piston motion,
Briny as the saltiest deep.
Contributors: James Brooks, Peter Thomson, Robert Antonello, Jamie Bell, Chris Svenson, Colin Lacativa, Andrew Zhu, wmfivethree
Watch on Vessel: vessel.com/videos/Z5oZeOQxI
Also watch Ragemelon - Plump and Juicy youtube.com/watch?v=twW8QHdO7NY
Credit track: sexualobster.bandcamp.com/track/doop-doop-derba-derba
Ragemelon was originally a comic jam character. Later I entered a competition called "In toon with tweens", the goal being to pitch a show aimed at kids around 12 years old. Ragemelon made it to the finals but did not win! A few years later I rewrote the idea with an older audience in mind. This ought to explain why it has a different feel to my usual stuff.
Some of you may remember this from way back in 2013. It was made for the Happy Hour channel. This is the first time it has appeared on this channel.
This series was never finished, Happy Hour discontinued it, probably because it wasn't popular enough.
Become my patron if you want to see more toons of this nature! http://patreon.com/sexualobster
Facebook: http://facebook.com/greasytales
Also watch Ragemelon - Plump and Juicy youtube.com/watch?v=twW8QHdO7NY
Ragemelon was originally a comic jam character. Later I entered a competition called "In toon with tweens", the goal being to pitch a show aimed at kids around 12 years old. Ragemelon made it to the finals but did not win! A few years later I rewrote the idea with an older audience in mind. This ought to explain why it has a different feel to my usual stuff.
Some of you may remember this from way back in 2013. It was made for the Happy Hour channel. This is the first time it has appeared on this channel.
This series was never finished, Happy Hour discontinued it, probably because it wasn't popular enough.
Become my patron if you want to see more toons of this nature! http://patreon.com/sexualobster
Glorious Rage theme: http://sexualobster.bandcamp.com/track/ragemelon-series-glorious-rage-theme
Doop doop derba derba: http://sexualobster.bandcamp.com/track/doop-doop-derba-derba
Facebook: http://facebook.com/greasytales
If you would like to contribute to my hideous activities, become my patron on Patreon: http://patreon.com/sexualobster
Moancore tunes!
soundcloud.com/sexualobster/portalhole-fernandos-mix-tape
soundcloud.com/sexualobster/portalhole-open-mic-night
soundcloud.com/sexualobster/release-your-moan
This is the 8th episode of Manwhore Industries. Watch Episode 1: youtube.com/watch?v=_dm0Ksl7isc&index=1&list=PLhHdIUUGqzktIP53NaHAKhqrztZb7Tsps
My facebook page: facebook.com/greasytales
Who stole Treshtog's meth? WHO?!
Come wallow with some steamy walruses in my discord: discord.gg/cAMyP22
If you like my stuff and want to see more of it, consider becoming a patron http://patreon.com/sexualobster
Music to rage to:
Glorious Rage Theme sexualobster.bandcamp.com/track/ragemelon-series-glorious-rage-theme
Plump & Juicy sexualobster.bandcamp.com/track/ragemelon-series-plump-juicy
Some of you will have seen this before. I made it in way back in 2013, but this is the first time it's been on this channel.
If you like my stuff and want to see more of it, consider becoming my patron http://patreon.com/sexualobster
My facebook page: facebook.com/greasytales
This monstrosity is based on two comics drawn with Scorpion Master, Peter Yong and James Paterson.
Thank you Vonbomb and Ocelot for appearing in yet another of my horrible cartoons.
My facebook page: facebook.com/greasytales
Raw Latex 2: youtube.com/watch?v=L_gDYCl_xVE
If you're new to Raw Latex I suggest watching the first two episodes before this one.
If you'd like to see Raw Latex continued, consider becoming a patron: http://patreon.com/sexualobster
Raw Latex Soundtrack:
http://sexualobster.bandcamp.com/track/raw-latex-mellow-theme
http://sexualobster.bandcamp.com/track/raw-latex-vaginagrinder
http://sexualobster.bandcamp.com/track/raw-latex-eurodance
My facebook page: facebook.com/greasytales