Uploaded June 2016 | Updated September 2026, 3 weeks ago
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Instrumental by Tony
Zed and Shen voiced by Chris
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Lyrics:
Zed:
I’m the reason why people fear the darkness
Every shadow is a power I can harness
My shurikens (spinning blades) land on every target they seek
And with a single slash I’ll end them with contempt for the weak
I am the true master of assassination
I could end a life before their auto animation
So if you ever see a man in black and red then you’re dead
always fed, that’s just what comes with being Zed
Shen:
Hey Zedd, big fan. Oh wait, wrong man
You’re that backstabbing ninja that killed his own fam
You were so weak you had to seek (forbidden power
Now you use your shadows to fight battles like a coward
The darkness has consumed you to a point of no return
You're just a secondhand champ thats based off nocturne
I always stand united with the members of my team
Keep on solo pushing lanes while your base falls to me
Zed:
Ninja please, you’re the slowest shinobi i’ve ever seen
It takes you all game to get from point A to point B
Balance is a lie, you’re a fool to follow it
you deserve a quick death as a civil punishment
You call yourself a ninja with that boring skillset
When was the last time your blades even posed a threat
Remember that time when i beheaded your dad?
It was way too easy and I almost feel bad
Shen:
You couldn't hit me if you wanted I’ll just dodge your attacks
I learned that move from an buddy of named Jax
I was the first ninja to ever be released
You are just a copy pasta version of me
Your kits so broken that it’s always needing tweaks
I’ve seen more balance in a stun from Mcree
You keep on going on about how you’re the best
But all it takes to beat you is a couple chain vests
Because of copyright, we need your help to keep doing parodies: patreon.com/Instalok
Instrumental by Tony
Zed and Shen voiced by Chris
Twitter: Twitter.com/Instalokk
Twitch: twitch.tv/instalok
Facebook: Facebook.com/InstalokOfficial
Lyrics:
Zed:
I’m the reason why people fear the darkness
Every shadow is a power I can harness
My shurikens (spinning blades) land on every target they seek
And with a single slash I’ll end them with contempt for the weak
I am the true master of assassination
I could end a life before their auto animation
So if you ever see a man in black and red then you’re dead
always fed, that’s just what comes with being Zed
Shen:
Hey Zedd, big fan. Oh wait, wrong man
You’re that backstabbing ninja that killed his own fam
You were so weak you had to seek (forbidden power
Now you use your shadows to fight battles like a coward
The darkness has consumed you to a point of no return
You're just a secondhand champ thats based off nocturne
I always stand united with the members of my team
Keep on solo pushing lanes while your base falls to me
Zed:
Ninja please, you’re the slowest shinobi i’ve ever seen
It takes you all game to get from point A to point B
Balance is a lie, you’re a fool to follow it
you deserve a quick death as a civil punishment
You call yourself a ninja with that boring skillset
When was the last time your blades even posed a threat
Remember that time when i beheaded your dad?
It was way too easy and I almost feel bad
Shen:
You couldn't hit me if you wanted I’ll just dodge your attacks
I learned that move from an buddy of named Jax
I was the first ninja to ever be released
You are just a copy pasta version of me
Your kits so broken that it’s always needing tweaks
I’ve seen more balance in a stun from Mcree
You keep on going on about how you’re the best
But all it takes to beat you is a couple chain vests
