Uploaded June 2016 | Updated September 2026, 3 weeks ago

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Instrumental and guitar skillz by: Tony

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Lyrics:
People say she needs a buff
Til they see Taliyah
Make the plays
They don’t think she’s good enough
Til they see Taliyah
Make the plays

When I pick Taliyah
My team thinks I’m high
Each game I’m carrying the fights, they’re surprised
Her win rate is so low
It’s hard to believe
That my screen has never read defeat, can’t be beat

Knock ‘em in the air
Boulder’s [are] everywhere
Killing them before they reach the floor

Surfing anywhere
Ping and I’ll be there
Use my Weaver’s wall to roam some more

People say she needs a buff
Til they see Taliyah
Make the plays
Make the plays

They don’t think she’s good enough
Til they see Taliyah
Make the plays
Make the plays

She won’t let her enemies go
Once she gets that Rylai’s to slow

She does tons of damage
She’s quick on her feet
Prepare to get kited endlessly, endlessly

Her kit is rock solid
Move over Malphite
Can do/fill every role but ADC, well maybe...

Hope she never gets too buffed
To become flavor of the month
If her win rate climbs too much
Then I will not play her anymore