Uploaded August 2016 | Updated September 2026, 11 hours ago

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Thanks to everyone who participated in the contest! I got in a lot of poems, which you can see in the contest announcement video here:

youtu.be/AGptC9blfIQ

If you didn't win a pinch block and you still want one, don't forget you can make one for yourself! Just check out my how-to video:

youtu.be/y9ur4dQD-MY

Here are the two winning poems:

James McGihon Jr
my hand strains to close
gripper squeals in defiance
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Matthew Wallis
There once was a man from Nantucket,
Who's hands were so weak he said 'F#%k it'.
He made him some tools,
Worked his grip like a fool.

James and Matt, please contact me at squeezus@barrelstrengthsystems.com to claim your pinch blocks and loading pins. Thanks again!

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