Uploaded December 2014 | Updated September 2026, 1 hour ago
Rob P. advises to never mix Fireball with Tequila
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[Who Charted?] Fireball
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![[Who Charted?] Fireball](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/aIPC3x59VKA/mqdefault.jpg "[Who Charted?] Fireball
Rob P. advises to never mix Fireball with Tequila")
![Insurance That Covers Fury Road! [52 Sellout Week 26]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/biOIjIMPI-Q/mqdefault.jpg "Insurance That Covers Fury Road! [52 Sellout Week 26]
Life in the Wasteland is complicated, especially when your insurance company tries to weasel out of covering your battle damage.")
![Brad Paisley & Rachel Platten love insurance, and so do I! [52Sellout Week 36]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/ca7X_--hiPg/mqdefault.jpg "Brad Paisley & Rachel Platten love insurance, and so do I! [52Sellout Week 36]
Brad Paisley and Rachel Platten love to just sit around the house writing songs about insurance, and since they’re big time stars I figure I should do it too! I think I might even be better at appealing to the folksy folks too, when I put my mind to it…")
![Driving With Grandpa—[Live Album Official Lyric Video]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/cp60QWB8oA4/mqdefault.jpg "Driving With Grandpa—[Live Album Official Lyric Video]
I wanted to write a Beach Boys-style song that I could have related to when I was 10-years-old, and this is what I came up with :P
From my new live album “Rob P. Rocks A Jazz Club” available on iTunes, Spotify, bandcamp, and all of your fave digital music outlets! (https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/rob-p-rocks-a-jazz-club-live/1449305498)
Here are the song lyrics:
Grandpa hasn’t gotten new glasses in years
(wop, wop, wah-ooo, wop wop)
Now driving with him is one of my greatest fears
(wop, wop, wah-ooh)
He’s yelling at the other drivers like he’s insane
I’m in the back seat praying and praying
Cuz I’m the only one who knows we’re in the wrong lane
Driving with Grandpa,
gives me heart palpitations
Driving with Grandpa,
it’s all moving violations
Driving with Grandpa,
I wanna make it home tonight
A ride with Grandpa always fills me with stress
(wop, wop, wah-ooh)
Cuz he stops traffic to yell at the GPS
(wop, wop, wah-ooh)
The right directions it won’t show
We asked three people, nobody knows
Cuz the place we’re going closed 8 years ago
Riding with Grandpa,
ooh-wee-ooh
Riding with Grandpa,
ooh-wee-ooh
Riding with Grandpa,
wee-ooh-wee-ohh
Pull over! Pull over!
Thank you, officer! I’m blinking Morse Code to you so you can rescue me!")
![[Who Charted?] Fireball @paravonian](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/aIPC3x59VKA/maxresdefault.jpg)
