Uploaded February 2010 | Updated September 2026, 10 hours ago
Alternate title: Benten Only Had One Weakness
When you're a hideous Bishounen monster beast on a quest to defeat the vampires in space that are spreading H.I.V. (The Human Immortality Virus), what's the ONE thing that can stop you from achieving your goal and saving the day so your boss doesn't blow your head up with an exploding collar because he's a dick?
NOTHING!
...But the "Cyber Tooth Tigers that Shoot Lasers When They Roar" sleeping in those cryogenic pods will give it one hell of a shot.
Seriously, I love this tape. It's like a Yu Yu Hakusho if Frank Miller made it after eating the sludge under his kitchen sink, and this might be one of the best movie monsters of all time. It's even better than those laser panthers in Brutal Legend. It's just amazing how the vampire lord just keeps these things around in case someone somehow breaks into his space lab without him noticing.
And once again, I must stress that IS a man.
Alternate title: Benten Only Had One Weakness
When you're a hideous Bishounen monster beast on a quest to defeat the vampires in space that are spreading H.I.V. (The Human Immortality Virus), what's the ONE thing that can stop you from achieving your goal and saving the day so your boss doesn't blow your head up with an exploding collar because he's a dick?
NOTHING!
...But the "Cyber Tooth Tigers that Shoot Lasers When They Roar" sleeping in those cryogenic pods will give it one hell of a shot.
Seriously, I love this tape. It's like a Yu Yu Hakusho if Frank Miller made it after eating the sludge under his kitchen sink, and this might be one of the best movie monsters of all time. It's even better than those laser panthers in Brutal Legend. It's just amazing how the vampire lord just keeps these things around in case someone somehow breaks into his space lab without him noticing.
And once again, I must stress that IS a man.
