Uploaded April 2026 | Updated September 2026, 42 minutes ago

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LYRICS

[verse:]
Monday: sat and drank all day
Tuesday: pissed my time away
Wednesday: overfed and full
Thursday: oh here comes the bull
Friday comes and I feel bad
Weekdays have been oh so sad
Monday's stream I start the show
There's one thing I gotta know!

[chorus:]
How was your weekend?
Tell me how did your weekend go?
Did you do much, did you go out,
Did you stay home with gout?
How was your weekend?
Tell me now cause I need to know.
I just can't think what else to say
So how was your weekend today?

[interlude]

[chorus:]
How was your weekend?
Tell me how did your weekend go?
Did you do much, did you go out,
Did you crash the fuck out?
How was your weekend?
Tell me now cause I need to know.
And no-one's watching anyway
So how was your weekend today?
HOW WAS YOUR WEEKEND
TODAY!?