Uploaded April 2025 | Updated September 2026, 4 days ago

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Original: Simon & Garfunkel:
Arrangement: Disturbed
Lyrics, video and voices: Songs in the Key of CWC

Lyrics (partly transcribed by CKyle):
Hello you absolute legends
I have been felted once again
Turns out being a silly bitch'll
Get you sued by Billy Mitchell
And the sentence handed down
From on high
Made me cry
Echoed in the Kong of Donkey

Well now mate, it must be tough
Your lance just wasn't strong enough
Maybe it was badly smelted
'cause mate, you've been fuckin' felted
Case dismissed, total Billy 'dub' and so
GTFO
And listen to the Kong of Donkey

Legends you can best believe
I am gonna cope and seethe
Guess my channel was a failure
(I'll) end up on Lol Cow Live Australia
Simping Keem and drinking piss for cash
Or Creator Clash
Echoing the Kong of Donkey!