Uploaded January 2026 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago
Extremely rare copy of the never released version of "Glass Onion" from the White Album studio sessions. Sir George Martin chose Paul's version for the album, but thankfully engineers Ken Scott and Geoff Emerick saved John's version titled "Gas Oven" - *edit title correction "Warm Oven".
Extremely rare copy of the never released version of "Glass Onion" from the White Album studio sessions. Sir George Martin chose Paul's version for the album, but thankfully engineers Ken Scott and Geoff Emerick saved John's version titled "Gas Oven" - *edit title correction "Warm Oven".

![I HAVE to Hit a B*tch (1958)
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Extremely rare stereo 1950s rhythm and blues soul single written and performed by Buster I. Goode, the legendary soul singer and mens rights slap-tivist leader. Buster grew up in the rural south, saying quote I couldnt read or write so well, but I could slap a b*tch like ringing a bell!. This chart topping single hit #1 on the Top 100 pop list for a whole week in 1958 until The Coasters Yakety Yak took its spot, and tragically also took its spot on peoples record shelves at home as many copies ended up getting taken out with the papers and the trash. Thanks to Ike Turner for donating this copy to the archive, making it available again for listening. So clench your fists, let your forehead veins twitch, grab your favorite beverage and let your uncontrollable urge to slap a b*tch meet necessary release.
Lyrics
[Verse 1]
I feel my hand making a fist
You make the vein in my forehead twitch
I got an itch that I have to scratch
I got a b*tch that NEEDS to be slapped
[Chorus 1]
Baby! You wont stop talking sh*t (shut up!)
She just dont know when to quit (give it up)
You make it so hard for me to resist (look out!)
Sometimes I just HAVE to hit a b*tch (ow!)
[Verse 2]
Now nothing ever feels quite right
You make it hard to sleep at night
Baby! My fist needs to get some rest
B*tch! Im not someone you should test
[Chorus 2]
Baby! You wont stop talking sh*t (shut up!)
She just dont know when to quit (give it up)
Its impossible for me to resist (look out!)
I absolutely HAVE to hit a b*tch
[Bridge]
I GOT to (hit a b*tch) Oh yeah!
I NEED to (hit a b*tch) All right!
This is a job that requires a man (oh yeah)
Baby! Let me give your mouth a hand
[Verse 3]
I feel my hand making a fist
You make the vein in my forehead twitch
I GOT an itch that I HAVE to scratch
I got a b*tch that NEEDS to be slapped
[Chorus 3]
Baby! You wont stop talking sh*t (shut up!)
She just dont know when to quit (give it up)
You make it so hard for me to resist (look out!)
I GOT to, I NEED to, I HAVE to hit a b*tch I HAVE to Hit a B*tch (1958)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/qJatRQU0sUM/mqdefault.jpg)





![Being Wh*te Is The Greatest (1968)
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Extremely rare funk single by James Tan and The J.T.s. James wrote this song about his experience as one of the only successful Tuskegee experiment test subjects. At that time they had been testing an early form of Viagra on James which caused him to suffer a recurring side affect that he called erection blackouts. During one of these blackouts that lasted an alleged three minutes and fitty seconds James claims to have died and become a ghost for an entire day.
Lyrics
[Verse 1]
Things are nice in the after life
Everything looks so clear and bright
We all become ghosts after we die
Every ghost is the same color white
[Chorus 1]
Everyone I meet is so polite
I really f*cking love being white
I dont care if you call me r*cist
Being white is the f*cking greatest
[Verse 2]
I was expecting some redneck sh*t
I thought all whites were suprem*cists
But all I see is white excellence
You should never feel white guilt for it
[Chorus 2]
Everyone I meet is so polite
I really f*cking love being white
I dont care if you call me r*cist
Being white is the f*cking greatest
[Bridge]
Theres no more crime and no more fights
I like it here in the after life
But if I ever get sent back
I pray I dont come back black (Awe sh*t!)
[Verse 3]
We are all sisters and brothers
But ghosts only come in one color
Now that Im white I have to admit
Being white is the f*cking sh*t (WOO!)
[Chorus 3]
Everyone I meet is so polite
I really f*cking love being white
I dont care if you call me r*cist
Being white is the f*cking greatest
[End Outro]
Oh f*ck yeah Being Wh*te Is The Greatest (1968)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/sj7HXcaLrYQ/mqdefault.jpg)


