Uploaded September 2025 | Updated September 2026, 3 weeks ago
Lyrics by: Zhuravliov
Music and Vocals by: SUNO.ai
Yes, Eurobeat. I have VERY random ideas sometimes.
Lyrics:
[Intro]
JETBIKE STARTS — VROOOOOM
No fear, no brakes, no heresy!
Khagan’s coming through — MOVE ASIDE, FOOLS!
[Verse 1]
Ten thousand years, still got that speed,
White Scars blazing, warp-born steed!
Forget your tanks, forget your guns —
I’ve got a bike that outruns suns!
Through webway storms and daemon haze,
I drift through stars in lightning blaze!
No gods, no throne, no time to pray —
Just speed and sky — the Primarch way!
[Pre-Chorus]
Burning warp like it's octane fuel,
Past the Grey Knights, breaking rules!
Chaos calls? I just ignore —
Too fast for fate, I ride for more!
[Chorus]
Jetbike fury — scream into the void!
Racing faster than your dreams destroyed!
Heretics cry when I pass by —
Jetbike fury — I'm too fast to die!
Jetbike fury — warp can't catch my soul!
Emperor knows I don't play slow!
Time and space, I override —
Jetbike fury — eternal ride!
[Verse 2]
Magnus reads, Guilliman plans,
I’m out here doing wheelie stands!
While Lorgar’s whining, Morty's slow,
I’m doing donuts in the snow!
No throneworld tea, no fancy speech,
Just open road and stars to breach!
I ride with thunder, I chase the light —
The galaxy's mine each hyperspeed night!
[Pre-Chorus]
I drift past Black Templars’ prayers,
Spin out near the Golden Stairs!
Warpstorms try to pull me in —
But speed is truth, and truth will win!
[Chorus]
Jetbike fury — scream into the void!
Racing faster than your dreams destroyed!
Heretics cry when I pass by —
Jetbike fury — I'm too fast to die!
Jetbike fury — warp can't catch my soul!
Emperor knows I don't play slow!
Time and space, I override —
Jetbike fury — eternal ride!
[Bridge]
They said I vanished...
I say I just took the scenic route!
See you in the 42nd millennium, losers!
ENGINE REVVVVS — VROOMMMMMMMM
[Final Chorus – DOUBLE SPEED]
Jetbike fury — burning through the tide!
Orks and daemons, take a ride!
Necrons blink and miss my trail —
Jetbike fury — warp will fail!
Jetbike fury — I’m the Khan, the storm!
Speed incarnate, battle-born!
Let them scheme — I just glide —
Jetbike fury — I never died!
Lyrics by: Zhuravliov
Music and Vocals by: SUNO.ai
Yes, Eurobeat. I have VERY random ideas sometimes.
Lyrics:
[Intro]
JETBIKE STARTS — VROOOOOM
No fear, no brakes, no heresy!
Khagan’s coming through — MOVE ASIDE, FOOLS!
[Verse 1]
Ten thousand years, still got that speed,
White Scars blazing, warp-born steed!
Forget your tanks, forget your guns —
I’ve got a bike that outruns suns!
Through webway storms and daemon haze,
I drift through stars in lightning blaze!
No gods, no throne, no time to pray —
Just speed and sky — the Primarch way!
[Pre-Chorus]
Burning warp like it's octane fuel,
Past the Grey Knights, breaking rules!
Chaos calls? I just ignore —
Too fast for fate, I ride for more!
[Chorus]
Jetbike fury — scream into the void!
Racing faster than your dreams destroyed!
Heretics cry when I pass by —
Jetbike fury — I'm too fast to die!
Jetbike fury — warp can't catch my soul!
Emperor knows I don't play slow!
Time and space, I override —
Jetbike fury — eternal ride!
[Verse 2]
Magnus reads, Guilliman plans,
I’m out here doing wheelie stands!
While Lorgar’s whining, Morty's slow,
I’m doing donuts in the snow!
No throneworld tea, no fancy speech,
Just open road and stars to breach!
I ride with thunder, I chase the light —
The galaxy's mine each hyperspeed night!
[Pre-Chorus]
I drift past Black Templars’ prayers,
Spin out near the Golden Stairs!
Warpstorms try to pull me in —
But speed is truth, and truth will win!
[Chorus]
Jetbike fury — scream into the void!
Racing faster than your dreams destroyed!
Heretics cry when I pass by —
Jetbike fury — I'm too fast to die!
Jetbike fury — warp can't catch my soul!
Emperor knows I don't play slow!
Time and space, I override —
Jetbike fury — eternal ride!
[Bridge]
They said I vanished...
I say I just took the scenic route!
See you in the 42nd millennium, losers!
ENGINE REVVVVS — VROOMMMMMMMM
[Final Chorus – DOUBLE SPEED]
Jetbike fury — burning through the tide!
Orks and daemons, take a ride!
Necrons blink and miss my trail —
Jetbike fury — warp will fail!
Jetbike fury — I’m the Khan, the storm!
Speed incarnate, battle-born!
Let them scheme — I just glide —
Jetbike fury — I never died!
![Star Trek Sex Deputy (Will Riker)
Lyrics by: Zhuravliov
Music and Vocals by: SUNO.ai
Context: The song is a joke suggesting that Riker essentially serves as Picard’s Deputy of Sex, since Picard never has time for matters of the heart.
Lyrics:
[Intro - spoken]
Computer, play… something sultry.
[Trombone riff plays]
This one goes out… to every lonely heart in the neutral zone...
[Verse 1]
He’s got the chair,
I got the flair —
He’s sipping tea,
I’m in your hair.
He’s quoting books,
I’m giving looks,
He’s all “Stand by,”
I’m all sex hooks.
You need affection?
A little connection?
I’m your Number One
In every direction!
[Pre-Chorus]
You got no love?
You got no vibe?
Just hail me, baby,
I always provide.
[Chorus - full brass]
I’m your Sex Deputy — uh!
Cosmic cutie on call for duty!
When the captain says “Engage,”
I’m turning the page —
To your bedroom stage.
I’m the Sex Deputy — yeah!
Diplomacy with sensual unity.
You want peace? You want thrill?
Call Will — Big Will —
I got love to fill!
[Verse 2]
Negotiations fine,
But have you tried me?
I’ve brokered more treaties
Between sheets, you see.
He’s the voice of reason,
I’m the body of spice,
He handles Starfleet,
I handle you twice.
[Pre-Chorus]
You want a tryst?
A star-kissed twist?
Forget the brig,
Let me show you bliss.
[Chorus - with attitude]
I’m your Sex Deputy — uh-huh!
Warp-speed lover in full-body cover!
When he’s busy with the Borg,
I’m lighting your fire like a rogue demigod.
I’m the Sex Deputy — ooh!
Klingon-approved, and Betazoid too.
From Ten Forward to Holodeck Three,
The galaxy needs… a lover like me!
[Bridge - sultry spoken over bassline]
Now listen… I’m not just a pretty face with a beard…
I’ve made peace with Orion twins,
Healed hearts of Ferengi grins…
And once… once I tangoed with a Vulcan.
It was… logical.
[Final Chorus - big finish]
Sex Deputy — can’t resist!
I’m the Starfleet answer to your love list.
When hearts go cold in the great unknown,
I bring the heat — interstellar trombone!
Yeah, Sex Deputy — ride the vibe!
I’m the reason stars collide.
He’s the mind, I’m the thrill,
You got needs?
Call Commander Will.
[Outro - slow fade]
...Computer — end program.
Unless you want… one more round.
[Trombone riff fades out…] Star Trek Sex Deputy (Will Riker)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/hVwwWXWrm_M/mqdefault.jpg)
![Divide et Impera 2 53. They March
Original Lyrics by: @MonCaos
English Lyrics by: Zhuravliov
Music and Vocals by: SUNO.ai
Lyrics:
[Narration - Spoken]
The Cluster of Demon, where darkness aligns,
Intelligent Rabbits brought war to the stars.
Their armies would march under cruel, grievous signs,
Unleashing destruction and countless new scars.
[Verse]
We are beginning! Let gods wail as infants,
Guardians trembling in fragile dismay.
The worst of nightmares, the cruelest existence,
We brought it with us to darken the fray.
Let planets shudder and quake in their motion,
Let Earth beneath feel the angers upsurge.
We are a comet, a fiery explosion,
Lightning-struck ships in unstoppable surge.
Fears of the ancients, the horrors that linger,
Talons and fangs from the depths of their flow,
Cold as a vampires smile with its finger,
Bring back the wails that let frozen gods know.
Brows now are furrowed, nerves stretched ever tighter,
Jaws clamp together, flames glow in our stare.
With desperation, we strike ever brighter,
Storming the traps of fate’s treacherous snare.
Evolution, cruel mother, has spoken,
Pointing its finger to seal destiny.
Now we have risen, through corpses unbroken,
Holy rebellion to set ourselves free.
Let foreign cities be burned down in fire,
Let everlasting laments rise and roar.
So that in memory etched shall aspire,
Armageddon’s blood carved evermore!
Fears of mad minds, in the chaos entwining,
Coiled and compressed, we release them on you.
Let the foundations of worlds start declining.
Devil’s among you – right here, it’s come true!
We are devouring with iron-sharp teeth now
History’s fabric, so cold and so worn.
Roles have reversed – we’re the gods that you breathe now,
We will decide if there’s future or scorn. Divide et Impera 2 53. They March](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/huWvbwq4IbA/mqdefault.jpg)
![Mortal Kombat Savage Kiss (Mileena)
Lyrics by: Zhuravliov
Music and Vocals by: SUNO.ai
Lyrics:
[Intro - Whispered]
Pretty face, deadly taste
Sugar lips, but I bite when I embrace...
Heheheheh...
[Verse 1]
Laced in silk and soaked in blood,
Queen of chaos, crawling up from the mud.
Mirror crackin’, I’m the glitch in the code,
Caged desire, now I’m ready to explode.
Candy-coated in catastrophe,
You’ll scream my name like a symphony.
I’m not your girl, I’m your endgame sin,
Smile wide — let the nightmare begin.
[Pre-Chorus]
Touch me wrong, I’ll tear you right,
Velvet claws in the dead of night.
Sweet and savage, lips like doom —
One kiss, and I clear the room.
[Chorus]
Savage kiss — venom on my tongue,
Twisted bliss — where the wild ones run.
Burning red — can you handle this?
Fall in love with a savage kiss.
Savage kiss — I don’t miss,
Heartbreak hit with a serpent’s hiss.
Pretty pain — yeah, I’m your fix,
Say goodbye with a savage kiss.
[Verse 2]
Chomp down hard, I don’t play nice,
Sugar rush with a blade of ice.
Clone of a queen, but I made my throne,
Chaos child — I bite alone.
Teeth like secrets, sharp and cruel,
Break your rules, turn blood to jewel.
In my gaze, you see the abyss —
But you still beg for one more kiss.
[Pre-Chorus]
Touch me wrong, I’ll tear you right,
Velvet claws in the dead of night.
Sweet and savage, lips like doom —
One kiss, and I clear the room.
[Chorus]
Savage kiss — venom on my tongue,
Twisted bliss — where the wild ones run.
Burning red — can you handle this?
Fall in love with a savage kiss.
Savage kiss — I don’t miss,
Heartbreak hit with a serpent’s hiss.
Pretty pain — yeah, I’m your fix,
Say goodbye with a savage kiss.
[Bridge - spoken/distorted]
Clone? No. Im the curse they couldn’t kill.
The hunger. The chaos. The thrill.
I’m not broken — I’m reborn.
You’ll beg... to be torn.
[Breakdown/Drop]
Savage! Savage! Savage!
Lick the blade, taste the madness!
Savage! Savage! Savage!
I kiss — you vanish!
(ahhhh!)
[Final Chorus]
Savage kiss — venom on my tongue,
Twisted bliss — where the wild ones run.
Crimson rain — can you handle this?
Fall in love with a savage kiss.
Savage kiss — I’ll leave my mark,
Fangs in flesh, I dance in dark.
Final breath — your deadly bliss,
Say goodbye with a savage kiss.
[Outro - Whispered]
So sweet...
So sharp...
Now scream. Mortal Kombat Savage Kiss (Mileena)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/i5KawKEPQyU/mqdefault.jpg)

![A Wizard’s Staff Has a Knob on the End
Russian lyrics by: https://samlib.ru/s/shushakow_a_w/
English lyrics and vocals by: Zhuravliov
Music, mastering and voice changing by: Max Kranich
DEDICATED TO SIR TERRY PRATCHETT
[Lyrics]
Storm was brewing in the bar,
Fifth pint made it clearer.
Who says wizards need no more?
Bring another beer here!
Hey there, innkeep, pour it fast—
Or I’ll blast your attic!
’Cause a wizard’s staff has got
A knob that’s quite emphatic!
Yes, a wizard’s staff has got
A knob that’s quite emphatic!
Down the street the wizard strode,
World was slightly bending.
Then a band of thieves appeared—
Thought it was their ending.
Spells don’t work? Well, never mind—
Violence is classic,
When a wizard’s staff has got
A knob that’s so fantastic!
Yes, a wizard’s staff has got
A knob that’s so fantastic!
In a house with crimson lights,
He broke in, quite daring.
Dropped his cloak and hit the bed—
With a girl quite sparing.
Bit too old for feats of love?
Two hundred feels drastic...
But his wizard’s staff still has
A knob — and it’s elastic!
Yes, a wizard’s staff still has
A knob — and it’s elastic!
Tiny child approached his dad,
Eyes with questions brimming:
“Tell me, what is good, and what
Counts as wicked sinning?”
Dad just laughed and stroked his beard:
“Boy, that’s all semantic…
If your wizard’s staff has got
A knob that’s charismatic!”
Yes, a wizard’s staff has got
A knob that’s charismatic! A Wizard’s Staff Has a Knob on the End](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/iK0K__uyz1I/mqdefault.jpg)
![Warhammer 40k Unbound and Divine (Slaanesh Song) 2026 Remastered
Disney owns Marvel. Marvel publishes Warhammer 40K comics. Therefore, Slaanesh is a Disney Princess. Deal with it.
Lyrics by: Zhuravliov
Music and Vocals: SUNO.ai
Lyrics:
[Intro - Spoken - Whispered]
In the hush before hunger… in the sigh before sin…
I awaken the ache that you carry within.
[Verse 1]
I was born in the breath of forbidden delight,
In the hush of the hush, in the fall of the night.
Where the velvet is sharp and the sugar is pain,
I dance on the edge of the pleasure and chain.
[Verse 2]
They tried to contain me in silence and shame,
But I carved out a throne in the heart of their flame.
With a smile like a secret, a kiss like a knife,
I offer the chaos they call “real life.”
[Chorus]
I’m unbound, I’m divine, I’m the scream in your soul,
I’m the pulse in the quiet where shadows take hold.
Let the world try to name me, condemn or define —
I’m the crown of your hunger, the thrill in your spine.
[Musical Solo]
[Bridge]
There’s a beauty in breaking, a grace in the fall,
In the gasp when you shatter, you’ve answered the call.
From the heavens I plummet, from dungeons I rise,
I’m the tear in the veil that unveils your disguise.
[Spoken, echoing]
You feared what you wanted…
Now you want what you fear.
[Verse 3]
In the mirror, you see me — the eyes you deny.
I am every forbidden and breathless goodbye.
But the truth in your throat, oh, it trembles for me…
Just one taste… and you’ll finally see.
[Chorus]
I’m unbound, I’m divine, I’m the kiss on the blade,
I’m the dance in the ruin your silence has made.
Let them tremble and preach, let them curse every sign —
I am glory, I’m hunger, I’m endlessly mine!
[Coda]
One whisper, one breath, one decadent line…
You’ll fall into me, like a prayer, like a shrine…
No heaven above and no Hell to confine…
[Musical Solo Fade Out]
[Spoken. Softly]
Just unbound… and divine… Warhammer 40k Unbound and Divine (Slaanesh Song) 2026 Remastered](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/jrI-19Jq2OA/mqdefault.jpg)

![Warhammer 40k 19. Nevermore (Corvus Corax)
Lyrics by: Zhuravliov
Music and vocals by: SUNO.ai
Lyrics:
[Verse A – The Shrouded Sky]
Beneath the moon’s indifferent stare,
I watch the world forget my name.
The stars retreat from where I tread—
Their light too pure to burn this shame.
[Verse B – The Hollow Path]
A cloaked descent through ruins lost,
Each echo speaks in tongues of dust.
No brother calls, no father mourns—
In silence cold, I place my trust.
[Verse C – The Shadow Remembers]
Wings of ash and eyes of stone,
I haunt the void no light can claim.
Their golden thrones, now rusted bones—
They turned away, but I remain.
[Verse B – The Hollow Path (refrain)
A cloaked descent through ruins lost,
Each echo speaks in tongues of dust.
No brother calls, no father mourns—
In silence cold, I place my trust.
[Bridge – Whispered Vocals over ambient decay]
“I was light once… I was flame…
Now I am the space between…
The flicker and the fall…”
[Verse A – The Shrouded Sky (reprise)]
Beneath the stars I walk alone,
A ravens cry, a broken vow.
They crowned me ghost, they cast me far—
And I became what I am now.
[Verse C – The Shadow Remembers (variation)]
Call me myth, or curse, or sin—
The shattered son, the silent shore.
A name once sung in halls of war…
Now fades to black.
Forevermore.
Nevermore. Warhammer 40k 19. Nevermore (Corvus Corax)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/kFCG2Zx4RGM/mqdefault.jpg)


![Retro Chatter - Burn The Night (Cover)
Lyrics by: Zhuravliov
Music and Vocals by: SUNO.ai
With this, I start the new Eurobeat/Eurodisco album — for all of you Gen X ancients.
Lyrics:
[Intro]
Hey! Step on the gas!
No time to break — its now or never!
Midnight engine — burn, burn, burn!
[Verse 1]
Racing down the neon line,
Heart is pumping overtime
Turbo dreams in overdrive,
Im alive — Im ALIVE!
City lights are flashing fast,
Can’t escape the shadow past
But I won’t stop, I won’t fall —
Im gonna take it all!
[Pre-Chorus]
You feel the fire, hear the roar
Speed is knocking at your door
One more second, one more fight
We were born to burn the night!
[Chorus]
Burn the night — like a supernova flame
No regrets and no more shame
We’re the thunder, we’re the light
Burn the night — till the stars forget our name
On the edge of speed and pain
We were made to burn the night!
[Verse 2]
Zero fear, just gasoline
Living in a laser dream
High on volts and melody —
This is our destiny!
No brakes, no looking back
Feel the pulse along the track
Every second, every turn —
Let it crash, let it burn!
[Pre-Chorus]
You feel the fire, hear the roar
Speed is knocking at your door
One more second, one more fight
We were born to burn the night!
[Chorus]
Burn the night — like a supernova flame
No regrets and no more shame
We’re the thunder, we’re the light
Burn the night — till the stars forget our name
On the edge of speed and pain
We were made to burn the night!
[Bridge]
Faster than danger, louder than fear
Burning the engine, shifting the gear
You and the road — nothing is real
Only the music, only the feel!
[Final Chorus – Double Time]
Burn the night — feel the power in your soul
Let the rhythm take control
Never stop, just hold on tight
Burn the night — like a story never told
We’re the fire and the gold
We were born to burn the night! Retro Chatter - Burn The Night (Cover)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/kcQM0Ej3jLU/mqdefault.jpg)