Uploaded November 2024 | Updated September 2026, 5 days ago

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these are all things i like saying out loud on a somewhat-frequent basis. if you recognize at least half of these, i think we should be friends! i should also give you my drawing of abraham lincoln in a tutu as a bonus

apologies for being gone for a while, some stranger named life barged into my house, kicked me right-square on my ass, and stole my bag of goldfish