Uploaded August 2021 | Updated September 2026, 1 hour ago
Sung by Cecilia Eng. Thanks to rocketman0739 for providing high-quality versions of these songs.
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Lyrics:
Third planet, yellow star,
Tell us where your children are
We have come here from afar
To answer their invitation.
Long their message kept its pace,
Drifting on through endless space,
Seeking for another race
Till at last it found us.
Far your children's plea was cast,
Since its launch much time has passed,
Here its trail led us at last—
Tell us where to find them.
Can we find them far away?
Did some leave before the day
That death came to this place to stay?
Tell us where to find them.
Dead planet, yellow star,
Was it just another war?
Did your children die before
We found their invitation?
From dust we come, to dust retire,
Life too soon will oft expire.
Poison winds and deadly fire
Are all they've left to greet us.
Third planet, yellow star,
Tell us where your children are
We have come here from afar
To answer their invitation.
Sung by Cecilia Eng. Thanks to rocketman0739 for providing high-quality versions of these songs.
Download the album here: archive.org/details/filk_unreal_estate
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Lyrics:
Third planet, yellow star,
Tell us where your children are
We have come here from afar
To answer their invitation.
Long their message kept its pace,
Drifting on through endless space,
Seeking for another race
Till at last it found us.
Far your children's plea was cast,
Since its launch much time has passed,
Here its trail led us at last—
Tell us where to find them.
Can we find them far away?
Did some leave before the day
That death came to this place to stay?
Tell us where to find them.
Dead planet, yellow star,
Was it just another war?
Did your children die before
We found their invitation?
From dust we come, to dust retire,
Life too soon will oft expire.
Poison winds and deadly fire
Are all they've left to greet us.
Third planet, yellow star,
Tell us where your children are
We have come here from afar
To answer their invitation.
![Jordin Kare - The Engineer [HQ]
Fire in the Sky track 08. Thanks to rocketman0739 for providing high-quality versions of these songs.
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Lyrics:
Some plans came down to the engineer
With lines so fine and dimensions clear
Showing gears and levers and angles and bends
And inside-out widgets with chrome plated ends
For a gadget to leave any craftsman dismayed
And its heart was a part that just couldnt be made
Well, the engineer sighed as he studied those plans
And he read the demented designers demands
Then he called in his techs and he said to his crew:
“This guy seems to think that theres jobs we cant do
And parts we cant build—so lets give him a thrill.
Well build his machine and then send him the bill!
“Now his tungsten well carve with a laser or two;
We can hold it with magnets or vacuum or glue.
His tapers well trim by computer control,
Triangular bits will drill all his square holes.
Well put it together and try to stay calm
Till we weld it all up with a small fission bomb.
“Now this micro-inch finish wont cost him too much,
So well plate it with platinum, seems a nice touch.
But the tricky bits here are these spheres within spheres,
The Klein bottle tanks, the irrational gears.
The left-handed blivets Ill buy off the shelf,
But Id better sneak in and make this part myself.”
The designer came down and his jaw it did drop
At the thing sitting there on the floor of the shop
The engineer grinned and he pointed with pride
To the parts that were whirling and glowing inside
For theres no job too tough and theres no job too queer
For an MIT grad hyperspace engineer! Jordin Kare - The Engineer [HQ]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/XIL2Ki0vBPI/mqdefault.jpg)

![Technical Difficulties - Technical Difficulties 1 (Dona Nobis Pacem) [HQ]
Please Stand By track 07. Thanks to rocketman0739 for providing high-quality versions of these songs.
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Lyrics:
Dona nobis pacem, pacem, dona nobis pacem
Im a soprano. Pitch it higher, or Ill hurt my throat!
Goddammit, I am a tenor. I cant help that I was born a girl!
I am stuck singing whatever they dont. Either its too high, or its too low! Technical Difficulties - Technical Difficulties 1 (Dona Nobis Pacem) [HQ]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/XeXvzZWiQ40/mqdefault.jpg)
![Julia Ecklar - The Horse-Tamers Daughter [HQ]
Horse-Tamers Daughter track 14. Thanks to rocketman0739 for providing high-quality versions of these songs.
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Lyrics:
Too long for description; see comment. Julia Ecklar - The Horse-Tamers Daughter [HQ]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/XiDHNXtNyfA/mqdefault.jpg)
![Bill Sutton - Stringer [HQ]
Past Due track 08. Thanks to rocketman0739 for providing high-quality versions of these songs.
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[book: Soul Rider series, Jack L. Chalker]
Lyrics:
I am a stringer who rides in flux
I haul my cargo with dugger trucks
Through the murky nothingness I follow hidden strands
From apron into Anchor, from flux into Fluxlands
Through perils from a power that I cannot avoid
Where wizards thrive and wizards wait and wizards are destroyed
By all of the guild together
By all of the guild together
I am a seeker of knowledge lost
I am a victim of wisdoms cost
For the wonders that we do are nothing set beside
The wonders of our fathers who brought us here to hide
From perils in a universe that they could not avoid
And here we thrive and here we wait and here well be destroyed
With all of the world together
With all of the world together
I am a dreamer of distant shores
I stand and ponder on open doors
And I see the age begin when we will have the key
And we will be exactly what our fathers meant to be
The masters of a universe that we cannot avoid
And we will thrive and we will fly and share a different void
With all of the stars together
With all of the stars together
With all of the stars together
With all of the stars together
I am a stringer who rides in flux
I am a stringer who rides in flux
I am a stringer who rides in flux Bill Sutton - Stringer [HQ]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Y0IpY2xinvY/mqdefault.jpg)
![Leslie Fish - Black Powder and Alcohol [HQ]
Firestorm track 13. Thanks to rocketman0739 for providing high-quality versions of these songs.
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Lyrics:
Chorus:
Black powder and alcohol
When the states and the cities fall
When your back is against the wall
Black powder and alcohol
Give me charcoal to the measure two
Send the bullet where you want it to
Give me sulfur to the measure three
Make that powder gonna keep you free
Give me saltpeter, measure fifteen
Sweetest shooting that youve ever seen
(Chorus)
Gimme water, yeast, and veggie trash
Leave it sitting in the slurry mash
When its ready, put it in the still
If you cant heat it then the sunlight will
Draw the alcohol away, and then
You put the slurry back and start again
(Chorus)
Booze will clean your cuts or run your car
You can make it anywhere you are
Black powder in your cartridge shell
Will send the robbers runnin clean to hell
You can make em if you just know how
So kids, remember what Im telling you now
(Chorus)
Again!
(Chorus)
Yah! Leslie Fish - Black Powder and Alcohol [HQ]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Y4F7opVc-yY/mqdefault.jpg)


![Aislinn (Anne Prather) - High Wings [HQ]
High Wings track 6. Thanks to rocketman0739 for providing high-quality versions of these songs.
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Lyrics:
I feel my soul is growing
Shining wings to reach the sun
And I feel a wind come calling far and higher
I think Ill soon be going all my journeys just begun
As I lift through shining realms of shifting fire
I feel the starwinds blowing
Through the feathers in the air
Through white and ghostly wings of silver wonder
The winds are Heaven calling
And the winds are rising where
I shall go into the heavens riding thunder
Ive watched the sky with yearning
Unbidden through all my years
With no clear understanding of the meaning
The dreams they all are burning
With the pain of drying tears
With ship, or soon without it
Ill be leaving
To fly, and still fly further
Than our ways may know or tell
Of mystic tides of starshine
Ill take measure
I go—I dont know whether
Its to paradise or hell
But the beauty of the journey
Is the treasure. Aislinn (Anne Prather) - High Wings [HQ]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Z0gUF2vmhsk/mqdefault.jpg)
![Leslie Fish - Still Alive [HQ]
Firestorm track 12. Thanks to rocketman0739 for providing high-quality versions of these songs.
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Lyrics:
Running from the future
Running from the past
Running from the mirror
How long can you last?
Dont look back—the thunders rolling
Dont look back—you know whats there
Dont look back—the sight will break you
Look ahead and forget to care
Running from the darkness
Running from the day
Running from the voices
See no other way
Cross my name out of your pages
Turn your face away, forget the sight
Put back the stone you found me under
Dont drag me back into the light
Running from the living
Running from the dead
Running from the memories
Just one jump ahead
But youre still alive—theres a face in the mirror
Still alive—the dead dont bleed
Still alive—life is a changer
And youre no stranger; come take what you need
There will be an answer
The sun will rise
Love is a survivor
Open your eyes
Running from the future
Running from the past
Running from the mirror
How long can you last?
How long can you last?
How long can you last? Leslie Fish - Still Alive [HQ]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/ZpDbwpL0Ce0/mqdefault.jpg)
![Bob Kanefsky/Heather Alexander - White Unicorn II [HQ]
Tapeworm I track 9. Thanks to rocketman0739 for providing high-quality versions of these songs.
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Lyrics:
I am he you stick on your window-pane.
I am he that haunts your days.
I am he that maidens once sought in vain.
Long dead, and now the latest craze.
When you get letters from your friends,
Each page of them I will adorn.
My reign of cuteness never ends:
I am the white unicorn.
My horn of silvery tinsel is honed.
My shoulders bear butterfly wings.
I am the teddy bear you never owned.
I am the song the Smurfs all sing.
One look into my big brown eyes,
No deeper than a children’s poem.
Adults are so quick to hypnotize:
You’ll buy me and you’ll take me home.
My coat is white as the purest snow.
My face is too cute to hide.
Prison me not in that box with a bow;
I’m scared it may be dark inside.
Oh, what a cruel blow you have dealt:
You gave me to a child of three.
Her heart’s too pure and will not melt,
And she is as cute as me!
I am he that’s stuck to a candy cane,
Off-white, and with a bright blue patch.
I am he, with chocolate smeared through my mane.
By gosh, I think I’ve met my match.
How could you leave me in her care,
Mistreated and forlorn?
Her grubby hands clenched in my hair:
One shabby white unicorn. Bob Kanefsky/Heather Alexander - White Unicorn II [HQ]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/_J4LUgUztR4/mqdefault.jpg)