Uploaded March 2016 | Updated September 2026, 22 hours ago
Imagine this, Internet: you're minding your own business around the campfire at a LARP event when, out of the blue, someone shouts "ORCS!!!" You reach for your weapon, but realize you left it in your tent! What do you do?! Luckily for you, these Orcs ain't had nothin' but maggoty bread for three stinkin' days. So when you offer them this hot chocolate that happened to be in your pot sitting over the fire, you instantly become their god. Special thanks to my wittuw sistuh, Emma!
Imagine this, Internet: you're minding your own business around the campfire at a LARP event when, out of the blue, someone shouts "ORCS!!!" You reach for your weapon, but realize you left it in your tent! What do you do?! Luckily for you, these Orcs ain't had nothin' but maggoty bread for three stinkin' days. So when you offer them this hot chocolate that happened to be in your pot sitting over the fire, you instantly become their god. Special thanks to my wittuw sistuh, Emma!




![How to Pick a Race (feat. Jared)
So Ive been informed, through hours upon hours of YouTube viewing (but mainly this one Mo Mo OBrien video where she talks about LARPs: The Series and how Biff is just Will in a costume [shes right]), that there are some LARPers who arent into character development a whole lot, and really just want to whack people with foam swords.
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I dont understand why anyone would feel that way, but Im here to give LARP tips. So for those of you who need a serious mind re-evaluation, here is advice on how to choose a race based on your personality.
DISCLAIMER: Mochi does not condone the changing of oneself to please others. Youre not a jar of Nutella, which means you cant make everyone happy, so why waste the energy trying? Point is, if I say I dont get why you do something, that doesnt mean you should stop doing it. You do you, bros. How to Pick a Race (feat. Jared)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/sAB6igoKMso/mqdefault.jpg)

![Mochi Vs. Universal Part I: We Somehow Drive from America to Switzerland
Dont ask me how. I seriously considered titling this video Mochi Vs. Universal but most of it isnt even in Universal because its not. Its just the road trip there and my familys shenanigans in the hotel room. But hey, if youve ever wanted to hear Careless Whisper played on a ukulele and a duck call, youre in luck.
P. S. If anyone wants to pay for me to go to College of Wizardry (or basically anything else by Dziobak Studios [Convention of Thorns is a thing that I need to play]) I will love you forever because Im broke
Check out Broomhildes Etsy shop! https://www.etsy.com/shop/Broomhilde?ref=shop_sugg
Also, whats this Harry Potter video I keep talking about? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDPbZWEUHyU&feature=youtu.be Mochi Vs. Universal Part I: We Somehow Drive from America to Switzerland](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/szV1NMTFFPE/mqdefault.jpg)



