Uploaded March 2020 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago
Just a few fun ideas to help pass the time if you're stuck inside.
Background Music: purple-planet.com
Just a few fun ideas to help pass the time if you're stuck inside.
Background Music: purple-planet.com










![Diamond Tiara (MIKA Parody)
This song predates MLP FIM, but I only came across this pretty recently. I was really thinking about the lyrics and thought about how I could picture Diamond Tiara singing it as a frustrated ballad towards her insufferable mother. Ive been holding a grudge against the girl ever since she crossed the line in Flight to the Finish, but since she had her reformation arc, maybe its about time I forgive her.
This song is probably the hardest song Ive sang to date. I even got a noise complaint while I was recording it. I was pretty nervous about how much falsetto I had to use, but I figure Ive got to at least try. Hopefully it turned out tolerable.
Artist Formerly Known as Bird: https://twitter.com/Banquo05
Original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CGVgAYJyjk
Instrumental: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UV0vlWuCoc
Lyrics:
I need to say something.
For the last time, child, do not associate with those lower class ponies. They are no good for you.
[Verse 1]
Do I believe that
I could deceive them with my painted smile?
Am I too haughty? What will it cost me?
Does that make it alright?
Shouldnt be wholesome, Told to be loathsome
Deep down Im a bit shy
Why dont they like me, why dont they like me
No matter how hard I try?
[Pre-Chorus]
I tried to be Diamond Tiara
But all of their looks were too sad, ah
What is this game that Im part of?
Ive gone identity mad!
[Chorus 1]
I could be brown, I could be blue
I could be violet sky
I could be hurtful, I could be purple
I could be anything you like
Gotta be green, gotta be mean
Gotta be everything more
Why dont they like me? Why dont they like me?
They all run for the door!
This attitude is quite unbecoming!
[Verse 2]
This isnt like me, this isnt rightly
living a life of disdain
Put on a pedestal not theoretical
All that it caused me was pain
Why dont you like me, why dont you like me
Grilling me all of the time
Not gonna buy into what youre tryin to
turn me into Im just fine
[Pre-Chorus]
I want to be Diamond Tiara
But all their looks were too sad, ah
Now it is time for the new start of
Going identity mad!
[Chorus 2]
I could be brown, I could be blue
I could be violet sky
I could be hurtful, I could be purple
I could be anything you like
Gotta be green, gotta be mean
Gotta be everything more
Why dont you like me? Why dont you like me?
Walk out the door!
[Bridge]
Is that what you want? To satisfy yourself
But you only want to put everypony else around you down
You down
[Chorus 2]
I could be brown, I could be blue
I could be violet sky
I could be hurtful, I could be purple
I could be anything I like
Gotta be green, gotta be mean
Gotta be everything more
If you dont like me? If you dont like me?
Walk out the door!
[Chorus 2]
I could be brown, I could be blue
I could be violet sky
I could be hurtful, I could be purple
Not gonna be what you like
Gotta be green, gotta be mean
Gotta be everything more
Now that I like me! Now that I like me!
Im gonna Walk out the door!
Well I never!
Bite me, mother!
I dont own MLP or MIKA or being a terrible mother. Hasbro, if you come after me, Ill use my falsetto again to weaponize my cringe and break all the windows in your big black vans. MIKA.... were cool, I like your song. Diamond Tiara (MIKA Parody)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Ytis8vNcPoU/mqdefault.jpg)