Uploaded March 2026 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago
Octavia has a little chat with Vinyl Scratch.
Butterfly: https://bsky.app/profile/banquo0.bsky.social
Bird: https://x.com/Banquo05
Music: purple-planet.com
Don't threaten me, Youtube or Hasbro. If you do, I'll continue to do horrendous English accents.
Octavia has a little chat with Vinyl Scratch.
Butterfly: https://bsky.app/profile/banquo0.bsky.social
Bird: https://x.com/Banquo05
Music: purple-planet.com
Don't threaten me, Youtube or Hasbro. If you do, I'll continue to do horrendous English accents.






![Diamond Tiara (MIKA Parody)
This song predates MLP FIM, but I only came across this pretty recently. I was really thinking about the lyrics and thought about how I could picture Diamond Tiara singing it as a frustrated ballad towards her insufferable mother. Ive been holding a grudge against the girl ever since she crossed the line in Flight to the Finish, but since she had her reformation arc, maybe its about time I forgive her.
This song is probably the hardest song Ive sang to date. I even got a noise complaint while I was recording it. I was pretty nervous about how much falsetto I had to use, but I figure Ive got to at least try. Hopefully it turned out tolerable.
Artist Formerly Known as Bird: https://twitter.com/Banquo05
Original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CGVgAYJyjk
Instrumental: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UV0vlWuCoc
Lyrics:
I need to say something.
For the last time, child, do not associate with those lower class ponies. They are no good for you.
[Verse 1]
Do I believe that
I could deceive them with my painted smile?
Am I too haughty? What will it cost me?
Does that make it alright?
Shouldnt be wholesome, Told to be loathsome
Deep down Im a bit shy
Why dont they like me, why dont they like me
No matter how hard I try?
[Pre-Chorus]
I tried to be Diamond Tiara
But all of their looks were too sad, ah
What is this game that Im part of?
Ive gone identity mad!
[Chorus 1]
I could be brown, I could be blue
I could be violet sky
I could be hurtful, I could be purple
I could be anything you like
Gotta be green, gotta be mean
Gotta be everything more
Why dont they like me? Why dont they like me?
They all run for the door!
This attitude is quite unbecoming!
[Verse 2]
This isnt like me, this isnt rightly
living a life of disdain
Put on a pedestal not theoretical
All that it caused me was pain
Why dont you like me, why dont you like me
Grilling me all of the time
Not gonna buy into what youre tryin to
turn me into Im just fine
[Pre-Chorus]
I want to be Diamond Tiara
But all their looks were too sad, ah
Now it is time for the new start of
Going identity mad!
[Chorus 2]
I could be brown, I could be blue
I could be violet sky
I could be hurtful, I could be purple
I could be anything you like
Gotta be green, gotta be mean
Gotta be everything more
Why dont you like me? Why dont you like me?
Walk out the door!
[Bridge]
Is that what you want? To satisfy yourself
But you only want to put everypony else around you down
You down
[Chorus 2]
I could be brown, I could be blue
I could be violet sky
I could be hurtful, I could be purple
I could be anything I like
Gotta be green, gotta be mean
Gotta be everything more
If you dont like me? If you dont like me?
Walk out the door!
[Chorus 2]
I could be brown, I could be blue
I could be violet sky
I could be hurtful, I could be purple
Not gonna be what you like
Gotta be green, gotta be mean
Gotta be everything more
Now that I like me! Now that I like me!
Im gonna Walk out the door!
Well I never!
Bite me, mother!
I dont own MLP or MIKA or being a terrible mother. Hasbro, if you come after me, Ill use my falsetto again to weaponize my cringe and break all the windows in your big black vans. MIKA.... were cool, I like your song. Diamond Tiara (MIKA Parody)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Ytis8vNcPoU/mqdefault.jpg)
![Cracked It [TYT Trashpost]
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Tell Your Tale Season 2 Episode 9: Cracked It Cracked It [TYT Trashpost]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Z7_EYujHrRE/mqdefault.jpg)


![We Didnt Start the Fire (Billy Joel Parody) [PMV]
I made this to celebrate 15 Years of My Little Pony Friendship is Magic. I took Billy Joels iconic song and reimagined the lyrics to take us through all 9 years of FiM from Season 1 to Season 9. I hope this project can be a fitting tribute to the show that we all love so much. Surprisingly, this is also my very first PMV! Thank you all for listening, and for all your support throughout the years!
Though the show is gone, we will still go on and on and on~
Lyrics:
Twilight Sparkle, Applejack, Rarity, Rainbow Dash
Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Spike and Ponyville
Elements of Harmony, Celestia, Luna, and Trixie,
Sonic Rainboom, cutie marks, Pinkie’s gone downhill
Gala mayhem, Discord, Twilight misses her report,
founding of a holiday, Derpy Hooves, and shipping day,
Smile Song, Bullyshy, Princess Cadance as a bride
Changeling Queen on the scene; true love blasts her away
We didn’t start the fire
It was always burning
with our friendships yearning
we didn’t start the fire
‘cause of what this show means
we’ll keep watching ponies
King Sombra, mirror pool, Trixie wraiants a magic duel
Raise this Barn, Marks are wrong, Twilight gains wings
Everfree, Daring Do, flag waving Scootaloo
Ms. Pommel, Weird Al, Flutterguy sings
Maud Pie, Rainbow’s test, evil book causes a mess,
Tirek and Discord team, epic battle laser beam
Our Town, Cutie Map, Starlight Glimmer sets a trap
Friendship Castle, grief’s a battle, Episode 100
We didn’t start the fire
It was always burning
with our friendships yearning
we didn’t start the fire
‘cause of what this show means
we’ll keep watching ponies
Moondancer, CMC finally find their destiny
Rara, time spallation, Starlight Glimmer’s reformation
Flurry Heart Apocalypse, Dragon Lord: new kinship
Ex-Villains fraternize, Christmas Carol, gentrifize
Thorax, Buckball, hypno ponies, Wonderbolts
Former rogues journey to where, Chrysalis revenge affair
Bottles and repression, Sugar Belle, truth lesson,
Daybreaker, Perfect Pear, rabid fans, Zecora, Hair
We didn’t start the fire
It was always burning
with our friendships yearning
we didn’t start the fire
‘cause of what this show means
we’ll keep watching ponies
Blank Flanks, Zeppelin, Sunburst age regression
Pillars in limbo, Pony of the Shadow
Storm King, Tempest, Sia, Furries, Pirates
Hippogriffs, open eyes, sacrifice, proselytize
School of Friendship, Student Six, Neighsay barring intermix
Maud’s Bae, Horse Play, Parents reconciliate
We didn’t start the fire
It was always burning
with our friendships yearning
we didn’t start the fire
‘cause of what this show means
we’ll keep watching ponies
Cozy Glow, Mean Six, Yak Sax, Road Trip
Kirin wrath, silence bath, juvenile psychopath
halt an academic coup, trading presents with the crew
Villains freed by Grogar, Sombra doesn’t get too far,
Sparkle’s Seven, single dad, Lotta Little Things they had,
racial schism, nepotism, Hope Hollow Chromatism,
Baddies fight for domination, heroes go unite the nation
Friendship, Magic victory, Twilight Sparkle’s legacy
We didn’t start the fire
It was always burning
with our friendships yearning
we didn’t start the fire
though the show is gone
we will still go on and on and on
And on and on and on and on and on
We didn’t start the fire
It was always burning
with our friendships yearning
we didn’t start the fire
‘cause of what this show means
we’ll keep watching ponies
We didn’t start the fire
It was always burning
with our friendships yearning
we didn’t start the fire
‘cause of what this show means
we’ll keep watching ponies
We didn’t start the fire
It was always burning
with our friendships yearning
we didn’t start the fire
‘cause of what this show means
we’ll keep watching ponies We Didnt Start the Fire (Billy Joel Parody) [PMV]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/ZbKE6WuyCOg/mqdefault.jpg)