Uploaded April 2026 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago

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I hope you like this little satirical song.
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Here are the lyrics:


The velvet’s thin and the spotlight’s way too bright,
As he is shuffling cards in the middle of the night.
A shaky hand, a deck that’s dropped and spilled,
Another empty room that won't get filled.

He forces a card on a girl in the second row,
But everyone could see how the act would go.
A plastic wand, a rabbit thin and gray,
Half the audience already walked away.

He’s sweating through his tuxedo that's way too small,
Tapping on the wood and leaning against the wall.
He takes a bow as the chairs begin to creak
Too tired to cry, and far too sad to speak.

He starts to spin around in a desperate dance,
And realizes this could be his final chance.
But the coins all drop and the rings won't click,
And that's how he ruined his final trick.
There's a flicker in the light and a shadow on the floor,
As the last few skeptics head out through the door.

But for all the people at the show,
There was a thing they didn't know.
For as a matter of fact,
He's the best at doing the vanishing act.

The smoke is still rising as the curtain starts to sway,
And he starts his final stunt that he was saving for today.
On this quiet stage, he takes a heavy breath,
Before he starts his waltz with lady death.
The room goes cold as his life begins to fade,
And he's looking at the mess that he's just made.

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