Uploaded June 2025 | Updated September 2026, 1 week ago
1. Mine is thy primary channel: thou shalt hold no zanier or punchier channel before mine.
2. Thou shalt not speak ill of my channel, or in any way impute banefulness to it.
3. Keep the flat hours holy.
4. Honour thy twin peaks whomever they may be, and hold them strongest when life's light dimmeth.
5. Thou shalt not sniff.
6. Thou shalt not sully thy pages with instruments which marketh permanently.
7. Thou shalt not covet fronts or suffer souls known for such covetousness.
8. Thou shalt not suffer cliches on thy pages, or provide shelter, comfort or sustenance to noted cliche-mongers.
9. Thou shalt not treat any writer with permanence; allow for coming depth in buckets hitherto shallow.
10. Thou shalt outright dismiss intersectionality, xenophobia, proto-fascism, 98th wave feminism, or any jujitsu thou deemeth written to deceive and/or manipulate.
1. Mine is thy primary channel: thou shalt hold no zanier or punchier channel before mine.
2. Thou shalt not speak ill of my channel, or in any way impute banefulness to it.
3. Keep the flat hours holy.
4. Honour thy twin peaks whomever they may be, and hold them strongest when life's light dimmeth.
5. Thou shalt not sniff.
6. Thou shalt not sully thy pages with instruments which marketh permanently.
7. Thou shalt not covet fronts or suffer souls known for such covetousness.
8. Thou shalt not suffer cliches on thy pages, or provide shelter, comfort or sustenance to noted cliche-mongers.
9. Thou shalt not treat any writer with permanence; allow for coming depth in buckets hitherto shallow.
10. Thou shalt outright dismiss intersectionality, xenophobia, proto-fascism, 98th wave feminism, or any jujitsu thou deemeth written to deceive and/or manipulate.
