Uploaded August 2014 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago
It was a cold and dreary February when the great camp registration debacle of 2014 came crashing down upon parents and campers from across the land. Hour after countless hour was spent sitting in front of internet browsers tirelessly hitting refresh in hopes that their summer camp dreams would be realized. Walls were punched, furniture was thrown; please enjoy this commemerative music video dedicated to all those affected by these tragic events.
Lyrics:
Akita registration has problems that we can't explain
The company we're working with has left us frustrated for days
They told us that on Monday they would fix the glitch and we'd be good to go
But the problem kept happening on computers, on tablets, on phones
And we’ll be here, here all night
To help you out, because we’re on your side
Since you’ve been on our website all night (twice)
With nothing but this page
The story of this camp, you can't sign up
We try all night to make it work
This site is frozen
The story of this camp, we give you hope
That it will work, but it's still broke this time
The story of this camp
Akita registration, this process is all of our worst dreams
All the campers, a.k.a. your kids, have done nothing but scream
We know that in the morning all you wanted was to sit at Vesper Hill
Although the site is broken, we can't wait till summer, still
And we’ll be here, here all night
To help you out, because we’re on your side
Since you’ve been on our website all night (twice)
With nothing but this page
The story of this camp, you can't sign up
We try all night to make it work
This site is frozen
The story of this camp, we give you hope
That it will work, but it's still broke this time
The story of this camp
We can’t apologize enough for the site going down
We can’t imagine summer camp without you around
Story of my life, I just want to go home
Back to camp, back where it's warm
Where time is frozen
Story of this camp, it's where I get hope
Where I am loved for who I am inside
The story of this camp
The story of this camp
The story of this camp
The story of this camp
(We're sorry)
It was a cold and dreary February when the great camp registration debacle of 2014 came crashing down upon parents and campers from across the land. Hour after countless hour was spent sitting in front of internet browsers tirelessly hitting refresh in hopes that their summer camp dreams would be realized. Walls were punched, furniture was thrown; please enjoy this commemerative music video dedicated to all those affected by these tragic events.
Lyrics:
Akita registration has problems that we can't explain
The company we're working with has left us frustrated for days
They told us that on Monday they would fix the glitch and we'd be good to go
But the problem kept happening on computers, on tablets, on phones
And we’ll be here, here all night
To help you out, because we’re on your side
Since you’ve been on our website all night (twice)
With nothing but this page
The story of this camp, you can't sign up
We try all night to make it work
This site is frozen
The story of this camp, we give you hope
That it will work, but it's still broke this time
The story of this camp
Akita registration, this process is all of our worst dreams
All the campers, a.k.a. your kids, have done nothing but scream
We know that in the morning all you wanted was to sit at Vesper Hill
Although the site is broken, we can't wait till summer, still
And we’ll be here, here all night
To help you out, because we’re on your side
Since you’ve been on our website all night (twice)
With nothing but this page
The story of this camp, you can't sign up
We try all night to make it work
This site is frozen
The story of this camp, we give you hope
That it will work, but it's still broke this time
The story of this camp
We can’t apologize enough for the site going down
We can’t imagine summer camp without you around
Story of my life, I just want to go home
Back to camp, back where it's warm
Where time is frozen
Story of this camp, it's where I get hope
Where I am loved for who I am inside
The story of this camp
The story of this camp
The story of this camp
The story of this camp
(We're sorry)
