Uploaded March 2018 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago
A parody of Snapbacks and Tattoos
Nick Graves
Kevyn Harer
Filmed and Edited by: Nate Murray
Lyrics:
Nice slacks and dress shoes
Nice slacks and dress shoes
Good deeds, fly beads
All that cause God rules (x2)
Show off your stacks (bible pages)
Show off like Shaq
Show off your blocks, keys, rose, show off your caps (crossbearers as tassel)
Nice slacks and dress shoes
Nice slacks and dress shoes
Good deeds, fly beads
All that cause God rules
Ok now nice slacks and dress shoes
Sit back, we’ll tell you
Just relax, got facts that
We can answer all of them q’s
We’re international
Ain’t denominational
We’ll pass through, fresh to death
You’ve now entered God’s school
Workin’ on our fitness
Not physical but religious
Mean rhymes spatted on ‘em, no that aint fictitious
Journeys vary, Sanctuary
Man we’re always in that good mood
G.O.D. God, yeah don’t get all that misconstrued
Our thoughts and views are different though
Something that we’re all accustom to
All our beats are untouchable
JC Jammers are lovable
This is for the ladies and the fellas feelin’ lazy
You just gotta get up and dance like it’s the 80s
The infinite quest
Yeah we’re all blessed
Just look how we’re dressed
Better than the rest
It’s Sunday’s Best
You’ll be so impressed
In Grandview and UA
South Campus North Campus
Take a look at the atlas
Everybody rockin’ them
Nice slacks and dress shoes
Nice slacks and dress shoes
Good deeds, fly beads
All that cause God rules (x2)
Show off your stacks (bible pages)
Show off like Shaq
Show off your blocks, keys, rose, show off your caps (crossbearers as tassel)
Nice slacks and dress shoes
Nice slacks and dress shoes
Good deeds, fly beads
All that cause God rules
In our church they wear them nice slacks and dress shoes
Give back, don’t be cruel
Church school, high school
Divide each class by age group
Our trick? Gratitude
Kind enough not to exclude
Chat it up, that’s what’s up
Donate goods, canned food
Workin on.. that lip sync
Hey watch out, Wolf Spider
When I say our rhymes are magic
I’m not talkin bout Harry Potter
JC Jammers conquer, then vanish without a trace
Yeah, we launchin’ raps, they be sailin up in outer space
Can’t you hear this flow? It’s evil
Grace Hall, it’s no cathedral
We’re all weird
Yo we’re just here to spit bout’ Jesus, Faith, and steeples
Bout to cheer-up all these people
Sinners are clear cause God is regal
No, it’s not a joke, our beats should be considered so illegal
Yeah
To all the peeps, yup, thank him for our existence
Not a private club, don’t need ticket stub
Be stylin’ in fanciness
Keep an eye out for the emails
You just got to them a skim through
You forgot it all?
Roll Call
Let them people know we rock them
Nice slacks and dress shoes
Nice slacks and dress shoes
Good deeds, fly beads
All that cause God rules (x2)
Show off your stacks (bible pages)
Show off like Shaq
Show off your blocks, keys, rose, show off your caps (crossbearers as tassel)
Nice slacks and dress shoes
Nice slacks and dress shoes
Good deeds, fly beads
All that cause God rules
A parody of Snapbacks and Tattoos
Nick Graves
Kevyn Harer
Filmed and Edited by: Nate Murray
Lyrics:
Nice slacks and dress shoes
Nice slacks and dress shoes
Good deeds, fly beads
All that cause God rules (x2)
Show off your stacks (bible pages)
Show off like Shaq
Show off your blocks, keys, rose, show off your caps (crossbearers as tassel)
Nice slacks and dress shoes
Nice slacks and dress shoes
Good deeds, fly beads
All that cause God rules
Ok now nice slacks and dress shoes
Sit back, we’ll tell you
Just relax, got facts that
We can answer all of them q’s
We’re international
Ain’t denominational
We’ll pass through, fresh to death
You’ve now entered God’s school
Workin’ on our fitness
Not physical but religious
Mean rhymes spatted on ‘em, no that aint fictitious
Journeys vary, Sanctuary
Man we’re always in that good mood
G.O.D. God, yeah don’t get all that misconstrued
Our thoughts and views are different though
Something that we’re all accustom to
All our beats are untouchable
JC Jammers are lovable
This is for the ladies and the fellas feelin’ lazy
You just gotta get up and dance like it’s the 80s
The infinite quest
Yeah we’re all blessed
Just look how we’re dressed
Better than the rest
It’s Sunday’s Best
You’ll be so impressed
In Grandview and UA
South Campus North Campus
Take a look at the atlas
Everybody rockin’ them
Nice slacks and dress shoes
Nice slacks and dress shoes
Good deeds, fly beads
All that cause God rules (x2)
Show off your stacks (bible pages)
Show off like Shaq
Show off your blocks, keys, rose, show off your caps (crossbearers as tassel)
Nice slacks and dress shoes
Nice slacks and dress shoes
Good deeds, fly beads
All that cause God rules
In our church they wear them nice slacks and dress shoes
Give back, don’t be cruel
Church school, high school
Divide each class by age group
Our trick? Gratitude
Kind enough not to exclude
Chat it up, that’s what’s up
Donate goods, canned food
Workin on.. that lip sync
Hey watch out, Wolf Spider
When I say our rhymes are magic
I’m not talkin bout Harry Potter
JC Jammers conquer, then vanish without a trace
Yeah, we launchin’ raps, they be sailin up in outer space
Can’t you hear this flow? It’s evil
Grace Hall, it’s no cathedral
We’re all weird
Yo we’re just here to spit bout’ Jesus, Faith, and steeples
Bout to cheer-up all these people
Sinners are clear cause God is regal
No, it’s not a joke, our beats should be considered so illegal
Yeah
To all the peeps, yup, thank him for our existence
Not a private club, don’t need ticket stub
Be stylin’ in fanciness
Keep an eye out for the emails
You just got to them a skim through
You forgot it all?
Roll Call
Let them people know we rock them
Nice slacks and dress shoes
Nice slacks and dress shoes
Good deeds, fly beads
All that cause God rules (x2)
Show off your stacks (bible pages)
Show off like Shaq
Show off your blocks, keys, rose, show off your caps (crossbearers as tassel)
Nice slacks and dress shoes
Nice slacks and dress shoes
Good deeds, fly beads
All that cause God rules
