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The Stabs - The Woods / The Rain
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![DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince - Girls Aint Nothing but Trouble [HQ]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/OEiF2k79kq8/mqdefault.jpg "DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince - Girls Aint Nothing but Trouble [HQ]
lyrics:
Listen homeboys, dont mean to bust your bubble
But girls of the world aint nothing but trouble
So next time a girl gives you the play
Just remember my rhyme and get the hell away
Just last week, when I was walking down the street
I observed this lovely lady that I wanted to meet
I walked up to her, I said hello
She said, Youre kind of cute.
I said, Yes, I know. But by the way sweetheart, whats your name?
She said, My friends like to call me exotic Elaine.
I said, My name is the Prince. and she said, Why?
I said, Well I dont know, Im just a helluva guy. But enough about me,
yo lets talk about you, and all the wonderful things that you and I can do.
I popped some cash and in a little bit of time
I showed some cash and the girl was mine
I took her over town I wined her and dined her
And she ask me did I like her, I said, Well... kinda
All of a sudden she jumped out her seat
Snatched me up by my wrist and took me out to the street
She started grabbing all over me, kissing and hugging
So I shoved her away, I said, You better stop bugging!
She got mad, looked me dead in my face
Threw her hands in the air and yelled out Rape!
I got scared when she started to yell
So I handed her my wallet and ran like hell
I was ducking through alleys right and left
But when the cops caught up they almost beat me to death
I was arrested charged with aggravated assault
(Yo Clancy we got him) But it wasnt my fault
Nevertheless, dont mean to bust your bubble
But girls of the world aint nothing but trouble
So next time a girl gives you the play
Just remember my rhyme and get the hell away
I was in a bar one Friday night
Cooling watching a Mike Tyson fight
I was maxing and relaxing, sipping on Tequila
When this girl walked up she said, Hi, my name is Sheila.
I responded by saying hello
She paid for my drink and then said, Lets go.
20 minutes later things were starting to cook
As we pulled up into her house I said, Im with you, toots.
The music was soft and there was wine in the glasses
She started winking and making little passes at me
She pat me close thats when she got bold
She started feeling up my back I said, Oh! Your hands are cold!
We went to her bedroom thinking of one thing
Took the phone off the hook to avoid the annoying ring
I caressed her body and I kissed her cheek
And thats when I observed those satin bed sheets
I felt that it was time for me to make my move
I thought I better hurry up before I busted a groove
I leaned down to kiss her but then out of the blue
A door slammed and a voice said, Baby, where are you?
Her boyfriend busted in he grinned an evil grin
And said, Boy, Ima tear your butt limb from limb!
I was scared as hell where I was supposed to go
I just yelled Geronimo and jumped out the window
Just my luck we were in a snow storm
And all I had was my underwear on to keep my warm
And to top the night off I had to break in my place
Because my keys were on pants back on Sheilas bookcase
I was done sneezing and coughing
I hope this doesnt happen to often
But nevertheless, dont mean to bust your bubble
But girls of the world aint nothing but trouble
So next time a girl gives you the play
Just remember my rhymes and get the hell away
Yo man, you think they see your point
I dont know, I dont think they really do
I think you should give em another example
Alright give me a scratch, lets make it funky right here
I got a ring on my phone, May 5th last year
It was my girlfriend Betty, I said, Hello dear, I was just about to call you.
I got a couple tickets to the Run DMC concert. (Im with it)
Its 6 oclock now, at eight will you be ready? (Yeah)
Aight fine, see you then, Betty.
I combed my hair washed and brushed my teeth
Got funky fresh dressed in my La Cox 14th
Got to Bettys at eight I was ready to jet
Until Bettys mom said, Bettys not ready yet.
I sat there for at least an hour
It was ten after nine before she got in the shower
9:35 she comes downstairs and said, I need a little longer to finish my hair.
At 10 oclock we had then missed the show
She comes downstairs and says, Lets go.
Go where? Go to sleep, Im gone!
I was steaming like a demon as I drove home
But it just goes to show, not trying to bust your bubble
But girls of the world aint nothing but trouble
So next time a girl gives you the play
Just remember my rhyme, just remember my rhymes
Take heed to my rhymes and get the hell away
Man, first your parents just dont understand
Ah, dont worry, man
Then you having these crazy nightmares
I know, why me? Man, why me?
Whats next?
I dont know now these girls, man, you know how it is
Cant live with em, cant live without em")
![Moby - Porcelain (Nick Brandt-directed version) [HQ]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/OcTgpGF7x_k/mqdefault.jpg "Moby - Porcelain (Nick Brandt-directed version) [HQ]
lyrics:
(Hey, hey, hey, woman, its alright)
(Hey, hey, hey, woman, its alright)
In my dreams Im dying all the time
When I wake its kaleidoscopic mind
I never meant to hurt you
I never meant to lie
So this is goodbye
This is goodbye
(Hey, hey, hey, woman, its alright)
(Hey, hey, hey, woman, its alright)
Tell the truth you never wanted me
Tell me...
In my dreams Im jealous all the time
Then I wake Im going out of my mind
Going out of my mind
(Hey, hey, hey, woman, its alright) [x3]")
![O-Zone - Dragostea din tei [HQ]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/P0F2GDjiJPs/mqdefault.jpg "O-Zone - Dragostea din tei [HQ]
lyrics [English translation]:
Mai-ia-hii, mai-ia-huu, mai-ia-haa, mai-ia-haha [x4]
Alo? Salut! Sunt eu, un haiduc [Hello? Hi! Its me, an outlaw]
şi te rog, iubirea mea, primeşte fericirea [and please, my love, accept the happiness]
Alo? Alo! Sunt eu, Picasso. [Hello? Hello! Its me, Picasso.]
Ţi-am dat beep şi sunt voinic [I gave you a call and Im brave]
dar să ştii nu-ţi cer nimic. [But you should know that Im not asking for anything from you]
Vrei să pleci dar [You want to leave but]
nu mă, nu mă iei, [you wont, wont take me]
nu mă, nu mă iei, [you wont, wont take me]
nu mă, nu mă, nu mă iei. [you wont, you wont, wont take me]
Chipul tău şi dragostea din tei [Your face and the love from the linden trees]
mi-amintesc de ochii tăi. [remind me of your eyes]
[x2]
Te sun, sa-ţi spun, ce simt acum. [Im calling to tell you how I feel right now]
Alo, iubirea mea. Sunt eu, fericirea. [Hello, my love. Its me, your happiness]
Alo? Alo! Sunt iaraşi eu, Picasso. [Hello? Hello! Its me again, Picasso]
Ţi-am dat beep şi sunt voinic [I gave you a call and Im brave]
dar să ştii nu-ţi cer nimic. [But you should know that Im not asking for anything from you]
Vrei să pleci dar [You want to leave but]
nu mă, nu mă iei, [you wont, wont take me]
nu mă, nu mă iei, [you wont, wont take me]
nu mă, nu mă, nu mă iei. [you wont, you wont, wont take me]
Chipul tău şi dragostea din tei [Your face and the love from the linden trees]
mi-amintesc de ochii tăi. [remind me of your eyes]
[x2]
Mai-ia-hii, mai-ia-huu, mai-ia-haa, mai-ia-haha [x4]
Vrei să pleci dar [You want to leave but]
nu mă, nu mă iei, [you wont, wont take me]
nu mă, nu mă iei, [you wont, wont take me]
nu mă, nu mă, nu mă iei. [you wont, you wont, wont take me]
Chipul tău şi dragostea din tei [Your face and the love from the linden trees]
mi-amintesc de ochii tăi. [remind me of your eyes]
[x2]")
![DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince - Parents Just Dont Understand [HQ]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/PutRdi-N51g/mqdefault.jpg "DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince - Parents Just Dont Understand [HQ]
lyrics:
You know parents are the same, no matter time nor place
They dont understand that us kids are gonna make some mistakes
So to you, all the kids all across the land
Theres no need to argue, parents just dont understand
I remember one year, my mom took me school shopping
It was me, my brother, my mom, oh, my pop and my little sister
All hopped in the car, we headed downtown to the Gallery Mall
MY mom started bugging with the clothes she chose
I didnt say nothing at first, I just turned up my nose
She said, Whats wrong? This shirt cost $20.
I said, Mom, this shirt is plaid, with a butterfly collar!
The next half hour was the same old thing
My mother buying me clothes from 1963
And then she lost her mind and did the ultimate
I asked her for Adidas and she bought me Zips!
I said, Mom! What are you doing, youre ruining my rep!
She said, Youre only sixteen, you dont have a rep yet.
I said, Mom, lets put these clothes back, please.
She said No, you go to school to learn, not for a fashion show.
I said, This isnt Sha Na Na, come on Mom, Im not Bowzer.
Mom, please put back the bell-bottom Brady Bunch trousers.
But if you dont want to, I can live with that but.
You gotta put back the double-knit reversible slacks.
She wasnt moved - everything stayed the same
Inevitably the first day of school came
I thought I could get over, I tried to play sick
But my mom said, No, no way, uh-uh, forget it.
There was nothing I could do, I tried to relax
I got dressed up in those ancient artifacts
And when I walked into school, it was just as I thought
The kids were cracking up, laughing at the clothes Mom bought
And those who werent laughing still had a ball
Because they were pointing and whispering as I walked down the hall
I got home and told my Mom how my day went
She said, If they were laughing you dont need them,
cause theyre not good friends.
For the next six hours I tried to explain to my Mom
That I was gonna have to go through this about 200 more times
So to you, all the kids all across the land
Theres no need to argue, parents just dont understand
Okay, heres the situation
My parents went away on a weeks vacation and
They left the keys to the brand new Porsche
Would they mind? Umm... well... of course not!
Ill just take it for a little spin and maybe show it off to a couple of friends
Ill just cruise it around the neighborhood
Well, maybe I shouldnt... Yeah, of course I should!
Pay attention, heres the thick of the plot
I pulled up to the corner at the end of my block
Thats when I saw this beautiful girlie girl walking
I picked up my car phone to perpetrate like I was talking
You shouldve seen this girls bodily dimensions
I honked my horn just to get her attention
She said, Was that for me?, I said, Yeah.
She said, Why?, I said, Come on and take a ride with a helluva guy.
She said, How do I know youre not sick? You could be some deranged lunatic.
I said, Cmon toots, my name is the Prince
Beside, would a lunatic have a Porsche like this?
She agreed and we were on our way
She was looking very good and so was I, I must say - word
We hit McDonalds, pulled into the drive
We ordered two Big Macs and two large fries with Cokes
She kicked her shoes off onto the floor
She said, Drive fast, speed turns me on.
She put her hand on my knee, I put my foot on the gas
We almost got whiplash, I took off so fast
The sun roof was open, the music was high
And this girls hand was steadily moving up my thigh
She had opened up three buttons on her shirt so far
I guess thats why I didnt notice that police car
Were doing ninety in my Moms new Porsche
And to make this long story short, short
When the cop pulled me over I was scared as hell
I said, I dont have a license but I drive very well, officer.
I almost had a heart attack that day
Come to find out the girl was a twelve-year-old runaway
I was arrested, the car was impounded
There was no way for me to avoid being grounded
My parents had to come off from vacation to get me
Id rather be in jail than to have my father hit me
My parents walked in, I got my grip
I said, Ah... Mom, Dad, how was your trip?
They didnt speak, I said, I want to plead my case.
But my father just shoved me in the car by my face
That was a hard ride home, I dont know how I survived
They took turns, one would beat me while the other was driving
I cant believe it, I just made a mistake
Well, parents are the same, no matter time nor place
So to you, all the kids all across the land
Take it from me, parents just dont understand")
![Moby feat. MC Lyte & Princess Superstar - Jam for the Ladies [HQ]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/RyhilsdsDhA/mqdefault.jpg "Moby feat. MC Lyte & Princess Superstar - Jam for the Ladies [HQ]
lyrics:
Its a jam for the ladies and the superstars
I could leave the whole set but never go too far
[x5]
If youre from where-ever to where-ever you are [x2]
Living on my Gucci its about that time
For me and all my good looking women to arrive
Motorola Tex all friends of mine
Ballin cos the sex is on my mind
Stuff up your jeans, step in the beam
Make sure dem two shoes is clean
We gonna ride on the cruisin speed
Pink cadillacs and the gangsta lean
Hit the balls, adjust the balls
If youre from where-ever to where-ever you are [x4]
Everybody moves, I paid my dues
You pick and choose, I stick and move
Yes, yes yall, it aint gonna stop
Forget me not, ladies keep rippin the spot
Now men what you heard cause women are comin up
Keepin it raw, sexy and rough
Fly from the top to the bottom its gonna be
Cut em, gut em, we got em its like the old leagues
Its a jam for the ladies and the superstars
I could leave the whole set but never go too far
[x2]
Its the jam for the ladies, gettin kinda crazy
People like the 80s, sip on the Baileys
Memorys kinda hazy, hold up cos Im a hit it
Maybe but anyway that baby looks amazing
DJs playin, alls Im sayin is
Its raining men and I aint complaining
Keep em waiting, Ill be back soon
I got a meeting with my ladies in the, ladies room
Its a jam for the ladies and the superstars
I could leave the whole set but never go too far
[x3]
I said it before, dont shut up the door
Sheets by Dior, pant is for law
P. Superstar on the floor
Come get what you came here for
Its a jam for the ladies and the superstars
I could leave the whole set but never go too far....")
