Uploaded December 2023 | Updated September 2026, 1 week ago

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Instrumental Credit: youtube.com/watch?v=bnon6XSp2MA

Lyrics:
I got my fishes fished, I got my pickaxe fixed,
And in my pumpkin head, I’m safe from endermen
The stronghold shifts any player to their end, the end,

I caught your bad omen, brought you to the village, and sent you back,
And all for figurines to save my life when I do it again

And if you wanna go down in this ravine, then be my guest
But when you fall into the lava lake, you’ll wish you’d brought your enderchest
It was never about the mobs, it was all subscriptions
Make the biggest stream, make the biggest

Which came first, the sapling or the jungle tree?
We find parrots in high branches
Which came first, the sapling or the jungle tree?
We find parrots in high branches

I’d rather sit in bed than play at 5 a.m. and dig a strip again (and dig a strip again)
Why can’t we create, that used to be the only mode we had

And if you wanna go down in this ravine, then be my guest
But when you fall into the lava lake, you’ll wish you’d brought your enderchest
It was never about the mobs, it was all subscriptions
Make the biggest stream, make the biggest

Which came first, the sapling or the jungle tree?
We find parrots in high branches
Which came first, the sapling or the jungle tree?
We find parrots in high branches

(oh!)

I went to sleep a player and I woke up a god
To set the game creative, or to download a mod

Which came first, the sapling or the jungle tree?
We find parrots in high branches
Which came first, the sapling or the jungle tree?
We find parrots in high branches
Which came first, the sapling or the jungle tree?
We find parrots in high branches, oh