Uploaded December 2023 | Updated September 2026, 6 days ago

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Lyrics:
You are an emerald farm, trading iron for bread,
But me, I’m in a village from two thousand ten
I hear that you can shear cobwebs and ferns
But I’m so behind that I don’t know which one's worse

And though the cracks in blackstone glow from within,
Nether wastes are always where I begin
And piglins, are pigmen, never knowing a bastion

Gunpowder potions, the bottles never douse the flames
We only brew it for the zombie doctors, and not the blaze
And these ender eyes are flying (ender eyes are gliding)
Ender eyes reveal the place where the portal lays, portal lays

Ah, ah, I’ve found, you dig straight down, you turn into dirt
“Just bring a bucket!” but I don’t think that works, oh,
I say, “you damage more from spamming swords” but that just ain’t right no more
Updates running around my town, gravel paths turned to water

And though the cracks in blackstone glow from within,
Nether wastes are always where I begin
And piglins, are pigmen, never knowing a bastion

Gunpowder potions, the bottles never douse the flames
We only brew it for the zombie doctors, and not the blaze
And these ender eyes are flying (ender eyes are gliding)
Ender eyes reveal the place where the portal lays, portal lays

Ender eyes are flying (ender eyes are gliding)
Ender eyes reveal the place where the portal lays, portal lays

Gunpowder potions, the bottles never douse the flames
We only brew it for the zombie doctors, and not the blaze
And these ender eyes are flying (ender eyes are gliding)
Ender eyes reveal the place where the portal lays