Uploaded January 2021 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago

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Today, DJ Peach Cobbler sacrifices Cyberpunk 2077 and Red Dead Redemption 2 to the YouTube gods. The disappointing mess of Cyberpunk reminds him of...another game with noble goals, lofty ambitions, and loads of crappy decisions.

HEAR ME, OH AL-GORE-ITHM. BESTOW UPON ME CLICKS OF PLENTY FOR I HAVE DONE AS YOU BID.

Music Used:
Exodus in America
youtube.com/watch?v=ao-Aj_I0Tzo
Mountain Hymn Red Dead Redemption 2
youtube.com/watch?v=0ME7x7_blf8
May I Stand Unshaken High Honor
youtube.com/watch?v=DkWGQ3u1Lxs
American Venom - Red Dead Redemption 2
youtube.com/watch?v=-MK5ChLJTAk&list=PLLH8sgqaTeYpfT3sb2BVDlgrsoRWj6Mxd&index=4
Ocean on his shoulders Bioshock
youtube.com/watch?v=wp6QpMWaKpE
May I Stand Unshaken (Low Honor) Red Dead Redemption 2
youtube.com/watch?v=6Sm6giIumnM
Max Payne 3 Theme
youtube.com/watch?v=PZfaSNoZ6L0
Samurai Chippin In
youtube.com/watch?v=Igq3d6XA75Y
Disappear (Sidewalks and Skeletons) Ruiner
youtube.com/watch?v=QkOgBcmJK18
Cyberpunk 2077: Ambient and Exploration Music
youtu.be/1W6hQhj5NVk
From Past to Present - Skyrim
youtube.com/watch?v=thCxUo37PXw
Born Unto Trouble - Red Dead Redemption
youtube.com/watch?v=vcBpA-38YCw
Red Dead Redemption 2 trailer Song
youtube.com/watch?v=wmtf6VE1hCo
Mountain Hymn RDR2
youtube.com/watch?v=0ME7x7_blf8
GTA IV Theme Piano
youtube.com/watch?v=pPiL5F0I5xE&t=1s

Cyberpunk 2077: Ambient and Exploration Music
youtu.be/1W6hQhj5NVk

Major Crimes Cyberpunk 2077
youtube.com/watch?v=Eo4flxOo5Ew


Videos Used:

Red Dead Redemption All Missions Walkthrough youtube.com/watch?v=BxW5jTVnCx4&

Red Dead Redemption 2 - Arthur Tells Sister He's Dying & Is Afraid (Very Sad Cutscene)
youtube.com/watch?v=hAdZPnxINQw&t=44s

Special thanks to Zenith Maldren, as Lawman 2: youtube.com/user/LeviDomm

Friends, Commenters, countrymen, lend me your ears;
I come to bury Cyberpunk, not to praise him.

The evil that men do lives after them;
The good is oft interred with their bones;

So let it be with Cyberpunk. The noble Cobbler
Hath told you Cyberpunk was ambitious:

If it were so, it was a grievous fault,
And grievously hath Cyberpunk answer’d it.